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Bony cawk

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would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« on: July 15, 2019, 08:26:47 PM »
He snaps a massive ollie everyday after detention and bashes homers car every episode.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2019, 08:29:45 PM »
Eat my shorts.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2019, 08:36:51 PM »
about time we get a good thread. i fux wit OP.....my guy
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2019, 08:37:31 PM »
He had a board on Santa Cruz for a little bit already.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2019, 08:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Fred Savage on July 15, 2019, 08:37:31 PM
He had a board on Santa Cruz for a little bit already.
he even lived in the same building as tony hawk IRC
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2019, 08:39:41 PM »
You call that an ollie???
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2019, 08:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Rick_Kane on July 15, 2019, 08:39:41 PM
You call that an ollie???

no... THIS is an ollie
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2019, 08:43:27 PM »
Bart is a kook.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2019, 08:53:06 PM »
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You call that an ollie???
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no... THIS is an ollie


That shit is rocket!

He did attempt the Springfield gorge which is gnar
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2019, 08:58:48 PM »
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2019, 09:04:00 PM »
Ben and Tas would say no because he can't flip his board.

Edit: Jesus, I was gonna post that line as a joke but every topic I can find on that shitty ass movie everyone was backing the Pappas bros.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2019, 09:11:36 PM »
Marge would just swoop in and ruin his career.

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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2019, 09:14:34 PM »
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2019, 09:22:56 PM »
yes he would but not for long he'll grow up and start partying
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2019, 09:51:55 PM »
Remember the episodes with the World Industries graphics under the bus and car? That was actually a really great gag.


According to someone on reddit Matt Greoning lived next door to Frank Hirata and would always come out and ask him about skateboarding when he was skating out front.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2019, 10:07:17 PM »
Quote from: NegativeCreep on July 15, 2019, 08:58:48 PM


He seems to be a fan of the DOA “flat as fuck” concave.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2019, 10:13:59 PM »
I could see him on krooked
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2019, 10:14:12 PM »
Yes, but he piles out big time




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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2019, 10:38:20 PM »
He tries too hard, which isn't going to help him any.


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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2019, 11:27:26 PM »
We’re gonna need honey island or euro TM for the confirmation.....
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2019, 11:56:09 PM »
Is he goofy or regs?
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2019, 12:34:58 AM »
Quote from: iKobrakai on July 15, 2019, 11:56:09 PM
Is he goofy or regs?


He’s like that dude from Venice park on death wish that has no stance
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2019, 12:54:16 AM »
Quote from: morningcommute on July 16, 2019, 12:34:58 AM
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Is he goofy or regs?
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He’s like that dude from Venice park on death wish that has no stance
Goofy, he said it on a Springworld interview.
I could see him on Baker.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2019, 02:24:53 AM »
Sick downhill line starting at 2:10
nice hippie jump, loop und nosebluntslide included
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2019, 03:01:44 AM »
Does he like Fred Gall though?
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2019, 03:22:08 AM »
Quote from: The Squid on July 16, 2019, 03:01:44 AM
Does he like Fred Gall though?
He would only be into a early 90s shit causing Carroll, and the late 90s Fred and Tim Show.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2019, 04:34:22 AM »
Homer did Springfield Gorge in 1990. Let that sink in. Almost 30 years ago. It was 15 years after that D Way came even close in China. Also, heard Bart did kickflipped it but there is no footage, Lisa recorded over the only VHS copy with School of Hard Knockers. 
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