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anyone notice the crew was cracking street sodas and Suciu had a PELEGRINO in hand?
likely shifting the convo from pieces of ass in the city, to his thesis of elasticity.
Everybody’s putting yellow mustard on their hot dogs, Mark whips out the Grey Poupon.
Everybody’s listening to Wu Tang, Mark changes it to NPR.
Crew’s going to a titty bar, Mark’s going to the new Frida Kahlo exhibition.
Everybody’s at the Holiday Inn, Mark’s at a quaint bed and breakfast looking at antique tea kettles.
While the crew is out trying to rescue KB, Mark is contemplating the existential meaning behind alerting Instagram instead of the local authorities. He's concluded that it has something to do with institutional racism, but its probably because he was really really really high.
while ya'll be bumming that the guac cost extra....mark cracked a chia pop with the agave nectar
while ya'll be giggling about memes, big titty's on goths...mark shifted his 401k into a high yield ROTH
while ya'll be waking, feeling crusty and dry...mark finished a crossword, sipping matcha on ice
while ya'll be mubbling about a puleo theory...beethovens 9th left mark open, inspired and teary