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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #90 on: July 22, 2019, 02:08:56 PM »
If you were an ANTIFA activist and a BAKU member you'd never have to change your clothes.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #91 on: July 22, 2019, 02:18:41 PM »
Say what you want about the tenets of Barrier Kult, dude, at least it’s an ethos.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #92 on: July 23, 2019, 12:27:08 AM »
I think they were trying to somewhat "disrupt" the industry at the time and honestly it probably needed some shaking up. Were they 100% successful in their mission? Probably not, but they did probably make a few people think outside of the box in regards to music, tricks, board shapes etc. and their small/ tight crew vibe is kinda congruent with what's happening with all these microbrands at the moment; I could even draw comparisons between them and say the Magenta crew in terms of breaking from the mold/ treading their own path.
I don't listen to black metal, nor do I skate jersey barriers but if you're looking for people to hate within the industry then the BAKU crew should be very low on your list of priorities imho

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #93 on: July 23, 2019, 01:45:43 AM »
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #94 on: July 23, 2019, 02:04:42 AM »
BA-KU rock.
Or should that be metal?

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #95 on: July 23, 2019, 12:37:28 PM »
Dear Watson...after a disastrous camping weekend with my kids and crappy day at work I really thank you for posting that video...that, without knowing it, was exactly what I needed.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #96 on: July 23, 2019, 01:37:35 PM »
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There was a parking block spoof of BAKU that I was all about a few years ago.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #97 on: July 23, 2019, 02:35:27 PM »
That MA.KU video is a fucking blast.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #98 on: July 23, 2019, 03:02:38 PM »
That MA.KU video is a fucking blast.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #99 on: July 23, 2019, 03:23:00 PM »


Holy shit, this clip from the MA.KU. video gave me a cramp in my rib
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #100 on: July 23, 2019, 03:28:16 PM »
Do they hand knit their own face masks? Granny style? That would be pretty core, but they are more corny I think. Pussy Riot have way cooler masks.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #101 on: July 23, 2019, 03:42:04 PM »
Dear Watson...after a disastrous camping weekend with my kids and crappy day at work I really thank you for posting that video...that, without knowing it, was exactly what I needed.

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I had a non disastrous weekend at the cabin, and I have no kids, and work has been chill but I think I got the same feeling from MA.KU. That video fucking ruled. I wanna skate with those dudes!

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #102 on: July 23, 2019, 04:57:02 PM »
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Dear Watson...after a disastrous camping weekend with my kids and crappy day at work I really thank you for posting that video...that, without knowing it, was exactly what I needed.
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I had a non disastrous weekend at the cabin, and I have no kids, and work has been chill but I think I got the same feeling from MA.KU. That video fucking ruled. I wanna skate with those dudes!

I was gonna say something pretty satanic about how that MA. KU. video pissed all over your PA. KU one. But then you posted this, and I thought about the dreamcatcher, and how a good nights sleep is so fucking KULT that it really calmed me down, and I just thought, Man, aren't we all just trying our best to have fun?

I'd prefer a 60's-style Inherent Vice-esque skateboarding-based kult, personally. But I'm just not sure yet what you'd skate (maybe only those weird concrete waves you sometimes get at seaside towns?) or what kind of mask would be aesthetically/thematically suitable. But I know the drugs and outfits and soundtrack would be sick.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #103 on: July 23, 2019, 05:02:35 PM »
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Dear Watson...after a disastrous camping weekend with my kids and crappy day at work I really thank you for posting that video...that, without knowing it, was exactly what I needed.
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HAIL SATAN

I had a non disastrous weekend at the cabin, and I have no kids, and work has been chill but I think I got the same feeling from MA.KU. That video fucking ruled. I wanna skate with those dudes!
I love this. Just come into work to be reminded that the part timer is two fingers short of a fuck knuckle and this made me laugh so I'm grateful for that
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #104 on: July 23, 2019, 05:04:06 PM »
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Dear Watson...after a disastrous camping weekend with my kids and crappy day at work I really thank you for posting that video...that, without knowing it, was exactly what I needed.
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HAIL SATAN

I had a non disastrous weekend at the cabin, and I have no kids, and work has been chill but I think I got the same feeling from MA.KU. That video fucking ruled. I wanna skate with those dudes!

Hey Watson. What's up with Witchcraft? I got a couple decks from you around 2011. Skated one and have the other one still on my wall. Loved those graphics.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #105 on: July 24, 2019, 07:27:32 PM »
Hey Watson. What's up with Witchcraft? I got a couple decks from you around 2011. Skated one and have the other one still on my wall. Loved those graphics.

i know i am not watson, but thought i'd help out.

seems like they are on a hiatus at least. i think there hasn't been new stuff for at least a year or so. french has his own little online store, but sadly no decks are in it atm.

https://french.bigcartel.com/

there's still a bunch of witchcraft stuff on native skate store site

https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/search/witchcraft

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #106 on: July 24, 2019, 08:01:56 PM »
Those are sick! I might have to cop one.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #107 on: July 26, 2019, 03:15:00 AM »
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Hey Watson. What's up with Witchcraft? I got a couple decks from you around 2011. Skated one and have the other one still on my wall. Loved those graphics.
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i know i am not watson, but thought i'd help out.

seems like they are on a hiatus at least. i think there hasn't been new stuff for at least a year or so. french has his own little online store, but sadly no decks are in it atm.

https://french.bigcartel.com/

there's still a bunch of witchcraft stuff on native skate store site

https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/search/witchcraft


They are back, French is doing the graphics but not running the company.

The guys at BlackHeaven skateshop in Germany are now dealing with the production and team and whatnot.

The have named it Witchcraft Part II: the second coming.

https://blackheavenshop.com/Witchcraft_2

https://www.instagram.com/witchcraft_hardware/
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #108 on: July 26, 2019, 07:24:36 AM »
It’s not any more corny than 99% of everything else in skateboarding.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #109 on: July 26, 2019, 07:26:41 AM »
If you were an ANTIFA activist and a BAKU member you'd never have to change your clothes.


I feel like those antifa fruitcakes shouldn't wear black.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #110 on: July 26, 2019, 07:27:14 AM »
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There was a parking block spoof of BAKU that I was all about a few years ago.
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PA. KU. is the truth.

Ask Watson. ;)
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BA.KU IS DEADLY SERIOUS

PA.KU IS DEADLY SERIOUS

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What about MA.KU?


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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #111 on: July 26, 2019, 12:39:31 PM »

They are back, French is doing the graphics but not running the company.

The guys at BlackHeaven skateshop in Germany are now dealing with the production and team and whatnot.

The have named it Witchcraft Part II: the second coming.

https://blackheavenshop.com/Witchcraft_2

https://www.instagram.com/witchcraft_hardware/

wow, sick, didn't know that blackheaven/koloss is running it now. i saw all that stuff on their site but thought it was just leftovers from the last drop.

these are the right dudes to continue the legacy and if french still does the graphics it might be win/win for everyone.


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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #112 on: July 26, 2019, 02:12:02 PM »
Less corny than trap music normal speed trick and a second later same trick slowed down camo pants hashtag lightwork followed by 3 really quick slomo shots of bails

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« Reply #113 on: July 27, 2019, 12:26:07 PM »
I watched the Grosso’s loveletters to Canada and got to the interview with the BA.KU. member “Depth Leviathan Dweller” and changed my mind. Very corny. Talking about members showing up with new “unapproved” band patches on their jackets.   ::) Their skating still rules, though.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #114 on: July 29, 2019, 09:44:16 AM »
These dudes are Canadian, which makes them fans of Kids in the Hall, which means barrier kult is influenced by this...


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« Reply #115 on: July 29, 2019, 10:18:03 AM »
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There was a parking block spoof of BAKU that I was all about a few years ago.
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PA. KU. is the truth.

Ask Watson. ;)
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BA.KU IS DEADLY SERIOUS

PA.KU IS DEADLY SERIOUS

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What about MA.KU?



There's a little kid who yells "yay" at 2:19-2:20 of this video and it kills me.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #116 on: July 30, 2019, 12:08:52 AM »
How corny is barrier cult?

Corny enough to read Slap!


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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #117 on: July 30, 2019, 12:29:21 AM »
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Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #118 on: July 30, 2019, 01:12:42 AM »

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is barrier kult
« Reply #119 on: July 30, 2019, 01:22:03 AM »
MA.KU. rips but what’re they all secretly called? Bedman of dark stains?  Ritualistic fabric swatches?