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on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« on: July 22, 2019, 06:50:32 PM »
i fucked with mike until i listened to his nine club. four hours of him talking about how everyone gives him props for everything all the time while the host dude just goes "thats wild". what a goof.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2019, 06:58:12 PM »
He might be corny but u gotta respect him for beating up those ocks bro

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2019, 07:05:02 PM »
(they called him a skater fag)

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2019, 07:12:05 PM »
He definitely was cooler or I just imagined so when he was more bulky with the shaved head. The Dude looked like a fighter that was hella alpha male looking who I'd assume have a deep voice.

But now after the nine club I see him as a soft spoken liberal, on the skinny side with the prissy comb over hair and millennial beta beard.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2019, 07:13:08 PM »
He definitely was cooler or I just imagined so when he was more bulky with the shaved head. The Dude looked like a fighter that was hella alpha male looking who I'd assume have a deep voice.

But now after the nine club I see him as a soft spoken liberal, on the skinny side with the prissy comb over hair and millennial beta beard.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2019, 07:15:14 PM »
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He definitely was cooler or I just imagined so when he was more bulky with the shaved head. The Dude looked like a fighter that was hella alpha male looking who I'd assume have a deep voice.

But now after the nine club I see him as a soft spoken liberal, on the skinny side with the prissy comb over hair and millennial beta beard.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2019, 07:24:28 PM »
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He definitely was cooler or I just imagined so when he was more bulky with the shaved head. The Dude looked like a fighter that was hella alpha male looking who I'd assume have a deep voice.

But now after the nine club I see him as a soft spoken liberal, on the skinny side with the prissy comb over hair and millennial beta beard.
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2019, 07:29:36 PM »
He definitely was cooler or I just imagined so when he was more bulky with the shaved head. The Dude looked like a fighter that was hella alpha male looking who I'd assume have a deep voice.

But now after the nine club I see him as a soft spoken liberal, on the skinny side with the prissy comb over hair and millennial beta beard.

I, a millennial, would want to snap your old bones like a twig. You're probably old, dumb, and a loser. Stop being mad at life. Stop thinking you're a hard motherfucker. Because you're not.

Stop trying to start shit by bringing your political views on here. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. Just go vote.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2019, 07:36:15 PM »
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2019, 07:45:09 PM »
I've been so confused since I saw the gif of him going full speed into a barrier during a demo. Can somebody fill me in on that/provide the source material?

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2019, 07:47:32 PM »
(they called him a skater fag)

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2019, 08:03:33 PM »
i fucked with mike until i listened to his nine club. four hours of him talking about how everyone gives him props for everything all the time while the host dude just goes "thats wild". what a goof.
you fucked with him up until his nine club? I'm a huge Mike V fan but he went through some huge cringeworthy phases over prior to his current incarnation, I think current Mike V is his most palatable version of himself in all honesty. Sure, he might seem overconfident at times when retelling his stories but he did contribute a shitload to "the culture" over the years.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2019, 08:05:16 PM »
I've been so confused since I saw the gif of him going full speed into a barrier during a demo. Can somebody fill me in on that/provide the source material?
I just saw or read something on him recently, I think it's because he was doing like backyard wrestling back then it said. I guess he was trying to hype the crowd?

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2019, 08:07:04 PM »
I actually really like him in the man who sold the world. I love that doc. Itís kinda weird because now he is super mellow but back in the day he stepped on a lot of toes so I think thatís why he isnít as accepted. Iím glad heís still around as he is a nice guy.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2019, 08:08:51 PM »
Best mike v is the one with a firebird and sunglasses

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2019, 08:10:27 PM »
i fucked with mike until i listened to his nine club. four hours of him talking about how everyone gives him props for everything all the time while the host dude just goes "thats wild". what a goof.

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2019, 08:14:32 PM »
Best mike v is the one with a firebird and sunglasses
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2019, 08:56:38 PM »
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Best mike v is the one with a firebird and sunglasses
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pics plz.

here it is: Mike "New Jersey" V's firebird



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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2019, 09:10:27 PM »
I might be the only person on this messageboard that has seen him perform spoken word poetry and I really wish that I hadn't
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2019, 09:17:12 PM »
I might be the only person on this messageboard that has seen him perform spoken word poetry and I really wish that I hadn't

I saw Mike V and the Rats perform at ASR one year. That was "interesting."


Mike V is certainly way off in left field at this point, but I can't deny the dude played a huge role in developing skateboarding into what it is today. Mike V and JT bum me out (for different reasons), but I can't deny they did some amazing things for skateboarding.


I remember this being pretty painful to sit through:
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2019, 09:37:48 PM »
If you'd like further evidence, feel free to succumb to watching the Mike V battle commander on a website better left unsaid
as much as I hate revolution mother (what a fucking dreadful name for a band), that's a pretty good battle commander imo

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2019, 11:10:03 PM »
I actually looked up to vegetarian shaved head Mike V.
But the dude became pretty corny, pretty fast...

Also, is he that far off with Greco's multiple persona's?

- Helmet Mike V
- Biker gang Mike V
- Shaved head goatee Mike V
- Glasses and dad beard Mike V
- Poetry writing hockey jersey wearing Mike V (with a lawyer hairstyle)

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2019, 11:28:18 PM »
I actually looked up to vegetarian shaved head Mike V.
But the dude became pretty corny, pretty fast...

Also, is he that far off with Greco's multiple persona's?

- Helmet Mike V
- Biker gang Mike V
- Shaved head goatee Mike V
- Glasses and dad beard Mike V
- Poetry writing hockey jersey wearing Mike V (with a lawyer hairstyle)
Yes. Very very far off.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2019, 11:38:10 PM »
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He definitely was cooler or I just imagined so when he was more bulky with the shaved head. The Dude looked like a fighter that was hella alpha male looking who I'd assume have a deep voice.

But now after the nine club I see him as a soft spoken liberal, on the skinny side with the prissy comb over hair and millennial beta beard.
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this is the most embarassing reply ever

My reply isn't even that bad, it's funny af. What's more embarrassing is that you fucked with Mike V and the Nine Club changed your mind.

You really gotta gauge the people you fuck with better man

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2019, 11:39:36 PM »
i fux with mike v but sometimes he just needs to close his mouth


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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2019, 12:15:41 AM »
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I actually looked up to vegetarian shaved head Mike V.
But the dude became pretty corny, pretty fast...

Also, is he that far off with Greco's multiple persona's?

- Helmet Mike V
- Biker gang Mike V
- Shaved head goatee Mike V
- Glasses and dad beard Mike V
- Poetry writing hockey jersey wearing Mike V (with a lawyer hairstyle)
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Yes. Very very far off.
If we're going to make any comparisons, maybe it could be that the number of companies Mike V has ridden for is easily equal to the number of personality crisis's Greco has gone through

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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2019, 01:55:16 AM »
Don't we all develop through our lives?
That's what Mike has done and it's been in the public eye since he was a kid. He was a pretty extreme guy so his phases have all been pretty full on but I can't and won't give him shit for that. Seems to me like he is doing it right now. Trying to be a good family man and ethical businessman.
Can't remember who said it but I like the quote that goes something like this.
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2019, 02:52:22 AM »
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I've been so confused since I saw the gif of him going full speed into a barrier during a demo. Can somebody fill me in on that/provide the source material?
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I just saw or read something on him recently, I think it's because he was doing like backyard wrestling back then it said. I guess he was trying to hype the crowd?
I remember seeing that at that age where you think stupid shit is fun but even at the time I thought it was pretty stupid and not fun at all.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: on a scale of one to a zillion how corny is mike v
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2019, 05:10:39 AM »
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He definitely was cooler or I just imagined so when he was more bulky with the shaved head. The Dude looked like a fighter that was hella alpha male looking who I'd assume have a deep voice.

But now after the nine club I see him as a soft spoken liberal, on the skinny side with the prissy comb over hair and millennial beta beard.
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My reply isn't even that bad, it's funny af. What's more embarrassing is that you fucked with Mike V and the Nine Club changed your mind.

You really gotta gauge the people you fuck with better man

it's not funny if you have to tell people that it's funny, you fucking wannabe

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