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Chapter 16
« on: July 23, 2019, 12:42:10 PM »
  Chapter 16


Trying to fuck getting older


 I'm not that old I'm about to be 34 now and now
And I'm looking older I have some
Gray hair now
  And I'm like a broke down Skate Rat style dude

And now everybody's getting into there Gym swallow style Fruitloop bro ham 20 years ago you would be a fag looking like a fag bro style Gym swallow steroid Fruitloop muscle milk full carb diet retard basically manny busters style body
Gym retard

 I'm like a skate rat not yooked

Regular body


And it's fucking stupid

I go on tender

And every chick is like let me see body pics

 
Where there just looking for the all American Gym swallow retard muscle milk
Yooked man
 Clean blond hair military homo looking man gel in the hair douche bag
 
And there not feeling me I'm the layd  back I get a hair cut when it gets to long

And not built from a gym work out machine retard
With a reebok Walmart spandex tank top fucktard idiot

Where they suck dick for a new brand of more powerful muscle milk

And best buds with there Barber bro ham fag hair cut mode
About that like gay shit

about that life let's go  saying retard


I'm just a skate rat about to be 34

And it's the dumbest most hardest fucking thing to get ass right now cuz all this gay shit in style
Is  Fucking up the world
And getting gayer hour by hour

 Even going to the skate park is gay now with all the youngsters

 Trying to fit in the same homo muscle milk reebok Walmart spandex tank top
With gayer looking shoes looking like a gay Spiderman costume web fabric pattern Nike running shoe fag 6000 fucboi shoes


 I'm a skate rat I wear

Nothing gay and I'm just a regular dude

Not no fucking cook sucking for muscle milk bitch boy

 Gym membership fag gotta get swollen today bro


Fuck all that gay shit

 And chicks aren't feel the normal

And chicks now want the gay man Gym swollen dude that sucks the dick of his Barber and muscle milk store protein shake
Cock sucker man 6 days a week

Homo gym guy look

Today's fucked

 lol basically it's gay

All the way looking just to get pussy today

  Chicks want body pics now

And if ur not cut like a gym homo Fruitloop

Chicks trip like wtf


    It's funny cuz I bet 80 percent of these dudes going to the gym
are gay on  downlow level

And one day these chicks are just goona walk into a room with these muscle milk Gym homo boy friend sucking dick or getting fucked by a dude

And there gonna like o my god
How could this of happened


   The Chicks of today are dumb as fuck

That's about it







 




« Last Edit: July 23, 2019, 12:50:25 PM by stan »

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2019, 01:36:05 PM »
shut da fuck up >:(

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2019, 01:56:53 PM »
Just skimmed this.  It would be helpful if all the spacing was similar.  For example, some of your margins are indented, while others are not.  This detracted from the readability.  I am sure the content is great. I will make sure to re-read once this issue has been resolved.
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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2019, 02:11:37 PM »
  Chapter 16

I go on tender

And every chick is like let me see body pics

 

Damn dude teach me your ways. Only bots respond to me on tender. No chick has ever asked for a body pic. Post your profile.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2019, 02:27:02 PM »
Yeah for real on Tender all I kept getting asked was photos of how gentle my hands looked and also the occasional lip pic request, as though for chicks to try and determine how smoothly I might or might not whisper. Deleted that shit straight off my phone

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2019, 02:45:30 PM »
haha tender, what possesses someone to be sitting around and decide to create this kind of thread I'll never know.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2019, 02:57:31 PM »
thanks stan
hardflip the legal code bich
Everyone hating couldn't record 1 episode of Viva' La Bam

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2019, 03:26:24 PM »
Stan bringing another banger.  This was a little one note but it had t he same feel.
people who refuse to use apple products can blow my fucking stupid hog

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2019, 03:44:29 PM »
You should change the settings on tender to "seeking men". All the dudes on there have the same feelings you do, I'm sure you'd meet some new like minded friends.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2019, 03:57:21 PM »
"gym retard"

Thank you stan for your services

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2019, 03:59:28 PM »
haha tender, what possesses someone to be sitting around and decide to create this kind of thread I'll never know.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2019, 09:43:10 PM »
Shit, I'm a bit of a fag bro.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2019, 10:08:13 PM »
If you have trouble getting laid from tinder and all the other dating apps. You’re probably just ugly and no one wants to have sex with you. I mean that’s what those apps are for is hooking up. Every girl has “no hookups” In their profile, but that’s just a myth.

Stop being a whiny incel and either Lower your standards to get laid, get better at conversations, or just be cooler like those gym retards. It’s pretty easy to get laid if you’re 30+ years old Stan. You just sound upset that incompetent with women on the internet.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2019, 08:53:19 AM »
stan, we need you to do a pals questions.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2019, 09:38:40 AM »
You should change the settings on tender to "seeking men". All the dudes on there have the same feelings you do, I'm sure you'd meet some new like minded friends.

That's what I have grindr for. Lots of success there. I think I met your dad that way.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2019, 02:39:52 PM »
stan, we need you to do a pals questions.

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2019, 07:16:57 PM »
Tell us more about how much of a skate rat you are please
Jorts
Anklets
Rat tails
Sling shots
Toe rings
Shuv it tail grabs
Jump ramps

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Re: Chapter 16
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2019, 05:50:36 AM »
Stan desperately wishes he new more than 3 gay slurs.

 I kinda do too, reading that was tedious.
I’m trying to be every mom’s favorite skater’-&&

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