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Chapter 18
« on: August 14, 2019, 03:20:05 PM »
Chapter 18


Small things not long enough for chapters

 Once I meet this chick from the homie
 And I had her number and her on Facebook

 And we would text here and there and she gave me a few blowjobs and then her number stoped working

 And a few years past and I saw she was on,one on Facebook on day and I hit her up
And she was like hey she's doing good but she had a baby and she doesn't really get out much now and she's living back at home

 And she's just like she's always horny but nobody really wants to kick it with her cuz she has the kid with her 24 / 7

 And she's like let's kick it and I'm  like naw and she's just where not gonna just kick it where gonna fuck so do I want to fuck her she saids
 I'm like yeah
 And she's like she's put on alittle Weight since she had the kid
 And I'm like ok cool
 She's like let me aka.  her call her friend to babysit her baby I'm like cool
   She hits me back on Facebook and she's like let's meet up and she's like can you pick me up I'm like yeah I'm are you living at the same place and she's like no
 She's actually 2 hours away on the free another city I'm like wow wtf
 
And she's please let's fuck I'm like ok but now I'm not driving back to fuck I'm gonna get a hotel and she's like cool

 And start the drive and I'm like pretty much there I'm in her city and I text her and she's like her friend doesn't want to baby sit the baby any more

She has her kid now with her I'm like // wtfuck 

 And I'm like what now and she's idk

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now

And I'm like fuck this is wack

 And if I didn't meet her at a parking lot I would just drove off fuck it mode like fuck you bitch your drama

Bu I meet her in the parking lot

And I'm like fucked now
 Mid in it

I'm here and so is she
 So I'm like hay and she's like hey she doesn't even tell me her baby's name she's like

 So let's go already I'm like
Idk and she's like just get a hotel with a A/C and she will feed the baby and it will go to sleep and
Me and her can fuck

 I'm like wtf this bitch is stupid and nuts but I'm like
 Fucks it

 We go get a room and w
She feed her baby and it feels asleep and she rolls in the bath room and leaves the door open and she then come back to me
And she gets on her knee and sucks me off and we fuck

And I'm just started to forget about how much she gained Weight and she having the baby

And then the baby wakes up in the bathroom

And starts crying

And like fuck

Game over
And she goes tends to the baby and I'm like I'm over this and

We leave and I check out of the hotel room and as Im Walking out from checking out of the hotel she's already walking down the street pushing the stroller I'm like wow wtf

No garbage to take out

We meet up and fucked and she took off and that was that

 I drove back 2 hours and that was that

She just wanted anyone to hang out with and fuck

And she booked it out and peaced out

 It wasn't that great

And it's was a messy situation but she was just stupid

 Well that's that
 I guess she's on a mission to stupidity and ....

« Last Edit: August 15, 2019, 05:15:03 PM by stan »

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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2019, 03:21:04 PM »
Chicken tostadas at work. Actually about to grab seconds.

Edit: You know I just thought these were shitposts before I actually read them. The writing isn't the greatest but the stories are good. Would love to see a writing thread.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2019, 06:15:57 PM by 50mm »

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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2019, 03:28:07 PM »
These are much better lately since you dropped all the gay slurs. Shalom to you stan.

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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2019, 03:31:11 PM »
Two chapters in one day?!? Blessed

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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2019, 05:09:24 PM »
"I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now "

I laughed at this...Actually I laughed at the entire story.

Thank you again stan.

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2019, 12:07:29 AM »
"-...wtfuck..."

Thanks, Stan.

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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2019, 12:55:59 AM »
Another Classic, thanks stan

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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2019, 10:56:34 AM »
"I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now "

I laughed at this...Actually I laughed at the entire story.

Thank you again stan.

This was indeed the funniest part.

I too thought these were stupid, now I realize they're brilliant.
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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2019, 10:59:30 AM »
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"I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now "

I laughed at this...Actually I laughed at the entire story.

Thank you again stan.
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This was indeed the funniest part.

I too thought these were stupid, now I realize they're brilliant.

This was my favorite line:

 I'm like wtf this bitch is stupid and nuts but I'm like
 Fucks it
FUCK YOU
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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2019, 02:06:40 PM »
Fabulous tale, will be sharing with my children when they are of reading age. ty
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Re: Chapter 18
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2019, 06:34:37 AM »
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"I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now "

I laughed at this...Actually I laughed at the entire story.

Thank you again stan.
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This was indeed the funniest part.

I too thought these were stupid, now I realize they're brilliant.
[close]

This was my favorite line:

 I'm like wtf this bitch is stupid and nuts but I'm like
 Fucks it

Hilarious because relatable

When I first started reading these, I thought the grammar detracted, I came to realize that's the polish on this El Camino
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