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The Domond sandwich. I'll be goddamned.

Get Beatrice on the line and tell her the game done changed. Hell, you could even sell the recipe to Tyshawn's restaurant.

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Breanna Geering should get that spot. Chick do nose manual nollie tre out and other crazy shit.



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yeah she shreds
but like
a girl on Girl?
well I never

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I mean she did post some shit about Dill on insta a few weeks ago and got roasted in the comments

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I mean she did post some shit about Dill on insta a few weeks ago and got roasted in the comments

Go on, then. (Links.)

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I mean she did post some shit about Dill on insta a few weeks ago and got roasted in the comments
Can links, pics & quotes confirm?

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I like her style but shes doing 50-50 fs shuvs and getting to eat dinner with tony hawk and be on the Vans official team
just cuz shes"different"

sammaria brevard should be getting that push
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Still curious as to why it annoys you that Beatrice is carving out a path for herself?   Maybe Sam wanted to get down, but "it didn't happen".   If Samarria is not getting the push she needs, dont be mad at BEA, "be mad at the [expletive] negotiating her mutherfucking deal".
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I don’t think she annoys anyone. I don’t think anyone is mad she’s carving a path for herself.

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Murge, (I've decided to go with the Beverly Hills Cop inflection when pronouncing your name, so just know that anything you type I'm hearing in the voice of "Serge" seen below), buddy, PAL, are we to just simply IGNORE the title of this thread and "assume" you're right?  That she doesn't annoy ANYONE?  The way you worded it, you dont sound too sure.



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Get that money while you can. But let’s not  lie and act like that was entertaining. If so your gonna love the the next few years when ever 13 year old is  a few years in doing these tricks. Let Beatrice get that money hit let’s not act like her skating is anything interesting
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Thank you for paraphrasing what I already said into terms that the Neuro Surgeons and Astrophysicists among us can understand.

Ill tell ya Sport, between missing the thread title and the fact that my opening statement in it was " I can NOT speak to her skating" (I've honestly never seen it), so therefore wouldn't "act like" it was "interesting" or "entertaining", your comment seems misguided and or mis-directed, so I'm inclined to take mercy and NOT make jokes about you "growing up near power lines" and "eating paint chips as a kid". 

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With there being more than one Beatrice thread yeah I didn’t read the title. Who cares. Does everyone in Mensa take message boards as seriously as you? I kneel before you my Mensa lord. Please continue to overly explain my small brain so you can feel better about yourself.
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Oh, relax Tiger, nobody is trying to hurt your feelings.  I'm here for shits and gigs like everybody else.  It doesn't take a Mensa member to spot your glaring mistakes, but you have to know that there is a cost associated with making them in a public forum, kinda like in real life.  Especially quoting me in your shit.

You did the right thing by admitting your mistake, but instead of taking your medicine, you decide to double down with the whole Mensa thing and take a "tee ball" swing at smearing me by suggesting that I'm taking my SLAP too seriously?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I dont usually engage in "Battles of Wit" with unarmed people Murge-matic, but you're practically begging me here, Champ. 

But listen, I think you have potential and I'm still inclined to show you mercy, so rather than letting this devolve into petty insults, I would like to leave you with a few suggestions.

If anything I write comes off MENSA to you, I suggest getting your GED and looking into some classes down at the nearest community college.  Seriously, when did using standard grammar, punctuation, composition, and dialect taught in American public schools become a Mensa thing?  You know what? Dont even answer that, you're under enough stress.

If anything I say comes across too serious to you, check the settings on your Sarc meter, reboot, give it a hard reset, or shit can it and get a new one, because its giving you false readings.

Toss on a hard hat before playing with the "factory machines" or "they'll be scooping your brains up with a goddamn soup ladle".

Yo chill out chris farley lol

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I mean she did post some shit about Dill on insta a few weeks ago and got roasted in the comments
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Go on, then. (Links.)

I posted a screenshot of the initial comment. Its in the comment section of that screenshot she uploaded of dill from dylans epicly latered. More recent post.

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What I meant to say was “oh no, wait a second, I’m not ready.” But it was too late. He had already entered through the gift shop. And what came out of my mouth was something more like “oh nooooooooooooo,” followed by stifled laughter and apologies.

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so was it a back 50-50 back shuv? front 50-50 front shuv? or did she do back 50-50 front shuv or front 50-50 back shuv? these need to be discussed cause the last two are hard as fuck and look good

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I’d rather see a young black woman who’s really hyped on skating get some shine over another influencer who occasionally shows some midriff for likes

Echoing this sentiment. Not really into her style of skating but at least she's genuine. I don't care if she has less tricks in her repertoire than some others. So what if she can't switch tre or whatever. Most male pros that have 50+ more tricks than her are still stale as fuck. Everyone sucks nowadays.

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I’d rather see a young black woman who’s really hyped on skating get some shine over another influencer who occasionally shows some midriff for likes
affirmative action. i don't think anyone dislikes that she's getting attention vs those insta-thots, more like ripping ass women, black or otherwise.

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Tony Hawk's wife can't even do 50-50 front shuvs and he eats dinner with her ALL THE TIME. Disgusting.

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Lacey Baker, Nora...there's definitely some woman out there that shred

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I’d rather see a young black woman who’s really hyped on skating get some shine over another influencer who occasionally shows some midriff for likes
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affirmative action. i don't think anyone dislikes that she's getting attention vs those insta-thots, more like ripping ass women, black or otherwise.

I hate to be a stickler, but the thread is titled “its annoying the push and exposure beatrice demond is getting relative to skill”
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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I’d rather see a young black woman who’s really hyped on skating get some shine over another influencer who occasionally shows some midriff for likes
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affirmative action. i don't think anyone dislikes that she's getting attention vs those insta-thots, more like ripping ass women, black or otherwise.
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I hate to be a stickler, but the thread is titled “its annoying the push and exposure beatrice demond is getting relative to skill”

The "more like" leads me to interpret their words differently:

They aren't mad at the attention she gets over instathots, but they ARE mad at the attention she gets over other female rippers of all sorts. 

They have deemed Bea unworthy of the sponsorships that she currently holds or the meals that she has shared with the Birdman, and have begun lobbying for her removal and replacement with someone, no one in particular, just countless other women that are "better" skaters in their eyes.  Pity how narrow minded and short sighted some can be. 

What still escapes me, is WHY they think that any success that Beatrice enjoys, is somehow hindering other female skaters from achieving their own level of success.

Like, if Beatrice never existed, would Sammaria (or some other female ripper) be occupying her position(s) by default?  I dont get it.  Is there a race, gender, etc, quota to be met by these companies, or do things happen organically?

Does VANS run a want ad?  Skateboard industry shoe manufacturer seeks female skaterboarder to fill vacancy in marketing division? 

We all know it doesn't work that way.

It's ridiculous to suggest that Beatrice is impeding on anyone else's opportunity for success, considering that these are people out there networking, bonding, and forming relationships.  Not only skating, but interacting with people, in and outside the "industry", showing style, class, personality, sense of humor, respect, integrity, common sense, common decency, good manners, personal responsibility, spark, moxie, strength, perseverance, loyalty, AND marketability.  You know, the qualities that companies for profit (and decent people in general) tend to look for in people. 

And it's not so simple to just replace a person you've invested time, money, and effort and have grown to care about on a personal level, with a phone call or want ad.  Ask any hiring manager or decent human being.

It's not enough to be a good skater guys.  With so many talented skaters out there, companies are in a position to seek out a "full package" candidate, that fits well into their marketing strategies, short and long term. 

Your network = your net worth, both in and outside of skateboarding.  You cant fly with eagles, while you're flopping around with Turkeys and that little spec of white in the middle of bird shit is STILL bird shit.

Does it not occur to you guys that perhaps Beatrice's stats in some of the other areas that I mentioned are MUCH higher than other female skaters in the eyes of the Decision Makers and those in charge of scouting new talent?

Are board skills not, but one stat (a very important one), among many that can be improved over time?   How does style factor in?  Or courage?  Or self-motivation and determination? Can it be taught or is it actually a high priority stat (even higher than present board skill) because it CAN'T be taught?  "Or you got it or you ain't" baby. 

Would these various " stats" not weigh heavily on their decisions to back her?  Aren't companies always evaluating these things to determine who joins, stays, and goes? 

Why does Bea gaining an opportunity equate to one being lost from Girl X in your minds?

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While that is marinating, I will now leave you with a riddle, answering ALL of my own questions:

Beatrice  - $$$$$$$$$$

Samarria -


Samarria was a jester, counselor, and fool to the great Moghul emperor, Akbar "Van Doren". The villagers on SLAP, loved to talk of Sam's wisdom and cleverness, and the emperor loved to try to outsmart her. One day, Emperor Van Doren drew a line across the floor.

"Samarria," he ordered, "you must make this line shorter, "but you cannot erase any bit of it" as he pointed at a line of dollar signs, marked "Beatrice".

Everyone present thought the emperor had finally outsmarted Samarria.  It was clearly an impossible task. Yet within moments the emperor and everyone else present had to agree that Sam had made the line shorter without erasing any of it. How could this be?


Answer:

Samarria simply drew this:

Samarria - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Next to this:

Beatrice - $$$$$$$$$$

Rendering Beatrice's line shorter than hers.


« Last Edit: October 03, 2019, 06:21:24 AM by Pho King Hung Lo Mein »
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I’d rather see a young black woman who’s really hyped on skating get some shine over another influencer who occasionally shows some midriff for likes
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affirmative action. i don't think anyone dislikes that she's getting attention vs those insta-thots, more like ripping ass women, black or otherwise.
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I hate to be a stickler, but the thread is titled “its annoying the push and exposure beatrice demond is getting relative to skill”
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organically bird shit.



No way was I going to read all of that but I do think I got the gist of your post.

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From a marketing standpoint, Beatrice is perfect for FA. He’ll, I’m surprised she’s not on Supreme too. She definitely appeals to a different demographic than some, but I dig her.

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I didn't know the Berrics did a "Push" part for her. It's all starting to make sense:

Beatrice Domond | The PUSH Part
https://youtu.be/k5YuBRwAo0Y?t=2

(or it's just a really long metaphor)

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her twitter is pretty funny. Dill is helping build her ego up too soon. lol

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its kinda funny how dudes work ass off breaking bones filming video parts for years and it will never see light of day, and girl skaters not just beatrice have been skating for like 1 or 2 years since they saw it on ig learn how to 5050 shuv get blessed hard by companies maybe its just a marketing trend to try lure in more females to skating?,

on a side note i would do very naughty things to skate moss

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From a marketing standpoint, Beatrice is perfect for FA. He’ll, I’m surprised she’s not on Supreme too. She definitely appeals to a different demographic than some, but I dig her.

She’s at least getting flowed Supreme, all her decks have the stickers on them
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Is she on FA? I was wondering when they we're gonna get a token broad.
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"As of 2017, she was a film major and studying for a bachelor’s degree at Florida Atlantic University.[4][3] She is also studying Hebrew.[4]"
Beatrice is Shalom. OP isn't.
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I don’t understand. Does having a bachelor’s degree make 50-50 shuvs a cool trick?

Bachelors = 5050 front shuv pass?

Finally I’m using my degree for something. Can’t wait to tell my parents.

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Just spent the entire day with Beatrice at a street spot while her and her friend Erik were filming various spots.

  I brought up this thread as an Unofficial SLAP Pals questions and she pretty read quite a bit but handed me back my phone. She smiled and summed it up with a shrug and who cares?!!?!?, you guys are losers to waste you time on something so trivial.....

Humble as anyone else and genuine good person to skate with, I couldn't wish nothing better for her.

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I couldn't wish nothing better for her.

new tricks maybe ?

it's not humble to say : you guys are losers to waste you time on something so trivial
neither clever

critique is part of skateboarding

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kind of a dick move to show someone where people are talking down on them. seems a little passive aggressive, shit stirrer.

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Just spent the entire day with Beatrice at a street spot while her and her friend Erik were filming various spots.

  I brought up this thread as an Unofficial SLAP Pals questions and she pretty read quite a bit but handed me back my phone. She smiled and summed it up with a shrug and who cares?!!?!?, you guys are losers to waste you time on something so trivial.

Goes home and cries self to sleep. Wakes up next day and pledges to learn new tricks to appease the Slap gods. Job well done!

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kind of a dick move to show someone where people are talking down on them. seems a little passive aggressive, shit stirrer.
It wasn’t my intention to shit stir, some random lgbtq+ people stopped by and asked her about being black and skating, I think sussing her out.

we all kinda were taken a back like wtf?!

She mentioned how it was annoying when someone judge’s others (especially since some see her as a niche) which I was like hey there’s a thread about you. I showed her the better opinions but she grabbed my phone and it snowballed from there.


Honestly to me this thread sounds like a subtle way of silent racism albeit judging by her trick selection to her style & how she got hooked up.

Yeah you can disguise it many ways but it’s the same coy way of saying I’m better than her or she doesn’t deserve what’s been presented therein.

Another example of which Ellissa was judged silently, because she had a street part.