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Thanks Orlando
« on: October 02, 2019, 09:10:57 AM »
Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2019, 09:26:37 AM »
Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


The east coast has no love for skateboarding

WTF are you talking about? The Northeast loves skating.
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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2019, 10:31:50 AM »
Orlando is just another pacific northwest tech boom town. Phooey I say
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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2019, 05:03:48 PM »
Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


The east coast has no love for skateboarding

I'm not going to disagree with this. Skating in Orlando sucks pretty hard. The majority of the skaters here are raging asshats. I skate alone 99% of the time because of it. Haven't figured out why it's so difficult to get anyone to skate red curbs, manuals, and flat ground.

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2019, 06:54:54 PM »
I went swimming at Wekiva Island in July.  That wasn't bad.  As I was leaving, I was told someone got their arm ripped off by a gator.  That's a bummer.

  I did fool around with a girl that worked at the Vans park once.  Saw her at a bar later that night.  All it took was remembering her name.   That park was terrible.   

Orlando is mostly terrible.
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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2019, 12:13:59 PM »
I went swimming at Wekiva Island in July.  That wasn't bad.  As I was leaving, I was told someone got their arm ripped off by a gator.  That's a bummer.

  I did fool around with a girl that worked at the Vans park once.  Saw her at a bar later that night.  All it took was remembering her name.   That park was terrible.   

Orlando is mostly terrible.

yes Orlando is terrible, living here is the worst. and I used to work at that vans park back in the day.😂 got shut down about 10 years ago.
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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2019, 12:16:19 PM »
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Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


The east coast has no love for skateboarding
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I'm not going to disagree with this. Skating in Orlando sucks pretty hard. The majority of the skaters here are raging asshats. I skate alone 99% of the time because of it. Haven't figured out why it's so difficult to get anyone to skate red curbs, manuals, and flat ground.

hit me up then! I’m always down to have someone to skate with!
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2019, 08:00:36 AM »
Orlando would be terrible for skating as would most of the deep south because the weather is pretty miserable. But that's just my personal preference.

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2019, 09:06:09 PM »
Orlando would be terrible for skating as would most of the deep south because the weather is pretty miserable. But that's just my personal preference.

it is. it’s mid October and still in the high 80’s low 90’s during the day. 🥵
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2019, 06:15:01 AM »
I just got back from Disney, I was fried just walking the parks with the family. I couldn't imagine skating there, I didn't even take a board with me to try.
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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2019, 07:13:29 PM »
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Orlando would be terrible for skating as would most of the deep south because the weather is pretty miserable. But that's just my personal preference.
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it is. it’s mid October and still in the high 80’s low 90’s during the day. 🥵

Was in Orlando on Friday and made it an hour in the session before calling it

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2019, 04:28:20 PM »
Florida skating is the best

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2019, 06:29:13 AM »
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Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


The east coast has no love for skateboarding
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I'm not going to disagree with this. Skating in Orlando sucks pretty hard. The majority of the skaters here are raging asshats. I skate alone 99% of the time because of it. Haven't figured out why it's so difficult to get anyone to skate red curbs, manuals, and flat ground.

Man, this is true. I live pretty close over in St Pete and the skate scene here is pretty much long boarders. I got a few friends here that skate. They use to have a Vans skatepark in Orlando near I drive but I think that’s gone now too

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2019, 09:13:16 AM »
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Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


The east coast has no love for skateboarding
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I'm not going to disagree with this. Skating in Orlando sucks pretty hard. The majority of the skaters here are raging asshats. I skate alone 99% of the time because of it. Haven't figured out why it's so difficult to get anyone to skate red curbs, manuals, and flat ground.
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Man, this is true. I live pretty close over in St Pete and the skate scene here is pretty much long boarders. I got a few friends here that skate. They use to have a Vans skatepark in Orlando near I drive but I think that’s gone now too

That vans park is long gone but I caught a session before it closed.
Reminded me of my youth skating the vans park in Potomac Mills in va

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2019, 05:04:51 PM »
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Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


The east coast has no love for skateboarding
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I'm not going to disagree with this. Skating in Orlando sucks pretty hard. The majority of the skaters here are raging asshats. I skate alone 99% of the time because of it. Haven't figured out why it's so difficult to get anyone to skate red curbs, manuals, and flat ground.
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Man, this is true. I live pretty close over in St Pete and the skate scene here is pretty much long boarders. I got a few friends here that skate. They use to have a Vans skatepark in Orlando near I drive but I think that’s gone now too
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That vans park is long gone but I caught a session before it closed.
Reminded me of my youth skating the vans park in Potomac Mills in va

I was up that way a few weeks back going to Disney and hotels. Did they replace it with a different park? I thought I saw a sign but that particular mall looked much different.

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2019, 06:27:01 PM »
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Just takin some time to appreciate Orlando. You Nubs can’t organize a skate sesh to save anyone’s life. Nobody here is actually enthusiastic about a career in skateboarding. Everybody wants to hit your weed or trash your board if you leave it at the park. But sure enough you motherfuckers are skating your hearts out. Mad hate for the haters out here and mad love for all thoose kids pushing with no one watching.


The east coast has no love for skateboarding
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I'm not going to disagree with this. Skating in Orlando sucks pretty hard. The majority of the skaters here are raging asshats. I skate alone 99% of the time because of it. Haven't figured out why it's so difficult to get anyone to skate red curbs, manuals, and flat ground.
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Man, this is true. I live pretty close over in St Pete and the skate scene here is pretty much long boarders. I got a few friends here that skate. They use to have a Vans skatepark in Orlando near I drive but I think that’s gone now too
[close]

That vans park is long gone but I caught a session before it closed.
Reminded me of my youth skating the vans park in Potomac Mills in va
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I was up that way a few weeks back going to Disney and hotels. Did they replace it with a different park? I thought I saw a sign but that particular mall looked much different.

I don’t think they did, but I haven’t been to that mall since, and I don’t normally go to Orlando. I know they have built a few concrete ones since though.

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Re: Thanks Orlando
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2019, 11:31:36 AM »
Orlando sucks for anyone older than 15 and not a passionate pro wrestling fan. Went during the summer to visit in-laws and just died from blandness. Will probably return to see the Star Wars park, I aint even gonna lie.