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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2019, 10:26:52 PM »
Theo fucked Christina

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« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2019, 10:28:50 PM »
Theo fucked Christina

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2019, 10:55:06 PM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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+1. I like your style mate.

Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
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I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?

You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2019, 11:44:48 PM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2019, 12:27:18 AM »
Theo fucked Christina

I reckon this is true. There is some weirdness between Tom and Theo. And Mommy Tina is definitely a slut whore who let anyone suck on those mushy purples back in the road rules days.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2019, 01:20:47 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
In the Rod Stewart scenario, he was alleged to have blown numerous US Navy Seamen, and ingesting the Seamen’s Semen.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2019, 01:59:48 AM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2019, 02:28:59 AM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2019, 02:46:23 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho

classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?

i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2019, 03:07:36 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
Not a rumour, there’s scientific evidence if it’s efficacy

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2019, 03:17:54 AM »
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Theo fucked Christina
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I reckon this is true. There is some weirdness between Tom and Theo. And Mommy Tina is definitely a slut whore who let anyone suck on those mushy purples back in the road rules days.
But wasn't it all some elaborate troll to make people think they were hooking up? That's how it sounded when the three discussed it on the show anyways.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2019, 03:58:31 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
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classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?

i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8

Yeah, JohnC was just a bank employee that claimed there’s no way Wenning was leaving Habitat days before getting on Plan B.

And the David L. Lumpkins thing happened. For sure.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2019, 04:47:03 AM »
That Tyson trampled baby t-funk at Dime

This one.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2019, 05:13:05 AM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2019, 05:40:58 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
[close]

classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?

i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8
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Yeah, JohnC was just a bank employee that claimed there’s no way Wenning was leaving Habitat days before getting on Plan B.

And the David L. Lumpkins thing happened. For sure.
Holy shit the JohnC bank posts used to have me weak. Found out years later I had met that dude a few times in real life. Small world

The dude who made the thread about someone dating their sister was actually the one dating his own sister. Still crazy that turned out to be real.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2019, 05:51:18 AM »
This is good.  I feel like the board needed this. I can read every response!
But I need a minute to decide. So many. Keep them coming.

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« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2019, 06:19:27 AM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2019, 07:45:53 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?

I heard was Marc Almond and it was a liter and it was something like 5 different peoples.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2019, 07:50:25 AM »
that people actually think sean pablo is sick

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2019, 07:52:09 AM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2019, 08:12:03 AM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2019, 08:22:53 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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+1. I like your style mate.

Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
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I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
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I liked when someone said that Danny Way had extra ribs added to prevent him sucking his own dick.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2019, 09:11:36 AM »
This is really yahoo

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2019, 09:15:13 AM »
That Tom "The Toolman" Karangelov is nino.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2019, 09:39:31 AM »
Busenitz’s brother won/placed Tampa pro in 05/06 (?) because Dennis was too hungover to skate.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2019, 09:50:00 AM »
That tiny headed bear is actually a highly advanced type of AI. It is hell bent on trying to bring some form of true positivity to the overly cynical digital cesspool of SLAP.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2019, 11:38:14 AM »
That Reynolds left Emerica

yo chill, i havent gotten over that yet...

that's a touchy subject

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2019, 11:40:21 AM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
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In the Rod Stewart scenario, he was alleged to have blown numerous US Navy Seamen, and ingesting the Seamen’s Semen.
Si, man

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2019, 11:44:18 AM »
That if you swallow your own jizz, you'll pass a drug test, and that a Fully Flared link exists and we'll totally send it to you if you write your name on your balls in sharpie and post it to the boards.
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