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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2019, 11:45:36 AM »
bawtawd won the lottery
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2019, 11:45:54 AM »
Vern Laird lubricates his bearings with his own jizz.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #62 on: October 09, 2019, 01:14:11 PM »
That if you swallow your own jizz, you'll pass a drug test, and that a Fully Flared link exists and we'll totally send it to you if you write your name on your balls in sharpie and post it to the boards.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #63 on: October 09, 2019, 03:03:53 PM »
It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.


The weirdest thing about the Gere rumor was that in the Philadelphia area no one had ever heard it and instead it was assigned to a local news guy, Jerry Penacoli, and he was run out of town and eventually ended up on Entertainment Tonight. Jokes on us.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #64 on: October 09, 2019, 03:32:37 PM »
Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)

The "Aurelien Giraud is an AI created to promote the Olympics" kills me

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #65 on: October 09, 2019, 04:46:28 PM »
Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)

The "Aurelien Giraud is an AI created to promote the Olympics" kills me
Didn't Guy disappear because of crack?

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #66 on: October 09, 2019, 07:04:37 PM »
bawtawd won the lottery

And is presumably on the run

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #67 on: October 09, 2019, 07:18:54 PM »
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bawtawd won the lottery
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And is presumably on the run

Everytime I see your post , regardless of where on this forum it is, I get hyped on your screen name and pic and think about watching Boogie Nights again..but then I stop myself because I feel like I'm about four rewatches away from convincing myself that entering the porn industry is a good idea
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #68 on: October 09, 2019, 07:20:01 PM »
That Sheckler part...you know the one...

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2019, 07:47:48 PM »
the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #70 on: October 09, 2019, 07:48:35 PM »
That Sheckler part...you know the one...

Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2019, 07:54:21 PM »
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
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Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it

I'm sure someone will send you it if you take a photo of SHALOM written on your scrotum.
I think my favourite rumour is the "permission to Rip sir" , "permissions granted soldier". It's obviously bullshit but it has the stench of believability.

Mike Carrol is in a cuckold relationship with his wife, how did that even start?

Also I thought it was a rumour that Dirty Billy wore a beanie to his own wedding. It is not.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2019, 08:03:24 PM »
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
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Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.

Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011:  https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297

And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605

I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!


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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #73 on: October 09, 2019, 08:10:05 PM »
The nine club is the xgames after hours

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2019, 08:52:56 PM »
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
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Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
[close]
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.

Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011:  https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297

And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605

I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!
This reminded me of the lost MJ Bag of Suck part.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #75 on: October 09, 2019, 09:12:43 PM »
Neil hendrix or Ben radbourne

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #76 on: October 09, 2019, 09:18:11 PM »
the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy

Sofia Coppola? Isn't Giovanni Ribisi's character in Lost In Translation based on Spike?

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #77 on: October 10, 2019, 02:07:52 AM »
of is off
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #78 on: October 10, 2019, 07:02:37 AM »
That Gipper is Mark González

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2019, 07:05:12 AM »
I thought it was mike valley

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2019, 07:07:03 AM »
D way shooting immigrants from the US Mexico border

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2019, 08:15:05 AM »
That Gipper is Mark González

gipper is too coherent to be gonz


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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2019, 08:38:51 AM »
Didn’t Slap prevent Greg Lutzka from getting on Element supposedly?

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #83 on: October 10, 2019, 09:04:38 AM »
Lutzka and Element go together like peanut butter and ladies.


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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #84 on: October 10, 2019, 09:08:42 AM »
Didn’t Slap prevent Greg Lutzka from getting on Element supposedly?
explicame por favor
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #85 on: October 10, 2019, 09:13:59 AM »
Lutzka and Element go together like peanut butter and ladies.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #86 on: October 10, 2019, 09:28:30 AM »
Bam Margera secretly died years ago after trying to tollie off the bridge into the Brooklyn Banks.

His brother Cram Margera has replaced him ever since. Cram is the dirtier, smellier and muddier, version of Bam. Cram was locked in the attic for years until Bam died and April let him roam free again. Phil resembles Cram..they both have fat necks and gutz.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2019, 02:25:08 PM »
the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy

^^ lmaoooo

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2019, 02:32:49 PM »
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Theo fucked Christina
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Shawn Powers fucked Rihanna

mike gigliotti of lotties fame got katy Perry's number ten years ago and blew it
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #89 on: October 10, 2019, 04:07:38 PM »
Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
shouldn't be in a rumor thread.