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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2019, 04:16:30 PM »
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Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
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shouldn't be in a rumor thread.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2019, 06:09:05 PM »
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bawtawd won the lottery
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And is presumably on the run
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Everytime I see your post , regardless of where on this forum it is, I get hyped on your screen name and pic and think about watching Boogie Nights again..but then I stop myself because I feel like I'm about four rewatches away from convincing myself that entering the porn industry is a good idea

I’m flattered that I inspire you to almost considering doing porn...but entering the porn industry is an awesome idea. Follow your heart (penis) !
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2019, 06:44:47 PM »
Billie did actually wear a beanie to his wedding tho🤔

No idea where the Carroll/ cuck rumour  started but now I can’t ever look at him in the same light.

The best SLAP rumors are the ones that just seem way to random to be true but ended being spot on. SLAP on Nostradamus?

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2019, 08:35:09 PM »
Dirtbag gave me bum bumps.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2019, 10:25:15 PM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2019, 10:34:09 PM »
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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The weirdest thing about the Gere rumor was that in the Philadelphia area no one had ever heard it and instead it was assigned to a local news guy, Jerry Penacoli, and he was run out of town and eventually ended up on Entertainment Tonight. Jokes on us.
I remember that, the poor guy’s reputation was seriously crushed.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #96 on: October 11, 2019, 12:39:46 AM »
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
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Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
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As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.

Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011:  https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297

And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605

I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!
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This reminded me of the lost MJ Bag of Suck part.

damn dude that is one awful sig you have
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #97 on: October 11, 2019, 05:13:01 AM »
I read a lot in here about Hewitt and a glass-table. But don't know much about it
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2019, 06:50:42 AM »
I read a lot in here about Hewitt and a glass-table Saran Wrap. But don't know much about it

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #99 on: October 11, 2019, 09:13:34 AM »
That the entire Slap community worldwide burst into song belting out 'DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD' when The Gipper made his final posts on here. Fuck I wanted him gone when he was turkeylurkey

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #100 on: October 11, 2019, 11:33:15 AM »
Bobby Dekeyzer quit DC because some of the team made fun of his love for the Harry Potter series and it made him cry
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #101 on: October 11, 2019, 12:50:31 PM »
Shane named his company April after his daughter.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #102 on: October 11, 2019, 01:04:20 PM »
Shane named his company April after his daughterTMNT.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #103 on: October 11, 2019, 01:32:16 PM »
Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.

Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #104 on: October 11, 2019, 01:45:02 PM »
Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.

Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #105 on: October 11, 2019, 02:13:59 PM »
Can anyone link Gipp's final post? I always remember him posting frequently here when I was lurking at first- yeeeears back. I don't remember specific interactions I had with him, but I remember him still being a mainstay when I started posting more and more but now that it's been drawn attention to I'm noticing his absence. What actually happened?
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #106 on: October 11, 2019, 02:25:39 PM »
Biebel's become an Instagram "model" that's flown to the middle east to have sex with sheiks. - one of my all time favorite SLAP comments and rumors. 

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #107 on: October 11, 2019, 03:05:07 PM »
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Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.

Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.
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nah

What do you mean, nah?

He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #108 on: October 11, 2019, 03:30:45 PM »
Can anyone link Gipp's final post? I always remember him posting frequently here when I was lurking at first- yeeeears back. I don't remember specific interactions I had with him, but I remember him still being a mainstay when I started posting more and more but now that it's been drawn attention to I'm noticing his absence. What actually happened?

He never focused his account, just quit posting after the Tony T/Dirtbag P mess. You can still read his old posts on his profile, though I'm not sure why you'd put yourself through that.
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #109 on: October 11, 2019, 04:20:12 PM »
Shane named his company April after his daughter.

It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #110 on: October 11, 2019, 09:18:36 PM »
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Shane named his company April after his daughter.
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It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
Her full name is actually Luna Janoski O'Neill
on the commentary for the scene where jeremy klein rollerblades at that little skatepark he said the actual blader with dreads who was there came up to him and asked him if he listens to korn

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #111 on: October 12, 2019, 12:28:12 AM »
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Shane named his company April after his daughter.
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It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
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Her full name is actually Luna Janoski O'Neill
They just call her Hi Tape at home.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #112 on: October 12, 2019, 12:44:55 AM »
That Fred Santosuosso’s name is actually Philly
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #113 on: October 12, 2019, 06:54:28 AM »
Mark Suciu pretends to read

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #114 on: October 12, 2019, 07:10:53 AM »
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Watched it last night and I thought it was pretty good. Brought me back to growing up watching new blood. Person above who said it was bland is just grumpy.
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how is a video that is primary consisted with single tricks down stairs and rails, anything but bland? like what do personally get out of seeing a fs feeble or a fs board down a 11 stair for the 9th time in this video?
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It's a Zero video you moron. I know you love FA and other trendy shit but you know exactly what you're getting with a Zero video. There will always be a place for that type of skating. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make it bland.
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i don't even really like fa that much tbh.

and nah, this shit sucks. bland as shit. take down that james brock man poster, son.
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hahahaha I can picture him ripping his brockman poster off the walls in tears and a rage
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I wish I had a Brockman poster, dude's the shit. He just disappears into the shadows and once the deadline for a video approaches, he pulls a part outta his ass. His part looked like it was filmed in a month or 2. Same fits throughout. Lannie said he waited till crunch time and filmed his cold war part in 3-4 months. I don't have posters on my walls but if I did it would be of Brockman shooting heroin into his dick at the pyramid at SPOT.


That.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #115 on: October 12, 2019, 09:06:02 AM »
Mark Suciu pretends to read

the first time I saw Rodney he was pretending to read. I think he was having a panic attack.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #116 on: October 14, 2019, 07:43:25 AM »
Diego Najera is my long-lost cousin

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #117 on: October 14, 2019, 11:47:29 AM »
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino has in fact never had any pineapple.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #118 on: October 14, 2019, 01:22:45 PM »
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino has in fact never had any pineapple.

You take that back right now
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #119 on: October 14, 2019, 01:27:39 PM »
Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding

Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?