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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #60 on: November 26, 2019, 10:37:58 AM »
Yo, I'd be Zach's stepdad if I am being honest

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #61 on: November 26, 2019, 06:19:55 PM »
at the absolute best he deserves to be on vox and vox apparel.


fuck could you imagine being on vox apparel?


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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #62 on: November 26, 2019, 08:06:58 PM »
at the absolute best he deserves to be on vox and vox apparel.


fuck could you imagine being on vox apparel?



I’m self-deprecating as much as the next guy but I’d never sink this low.

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #63 on: November 26, 2019, 08:13:30 PM »
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truly staggering


just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"


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Not sure how I missed this, what a sick part. This would've fit nicely in Baker 4.

It would have been better than most other parts in B4

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #64 on: November 26, 2019, 08:30:50 PM »
Ok so its actually pretty simple, Tfunk and Kader are Pedlow kids (skatepark in the valley) Zach is also a pedlow kid and I feel like Andrew wanted to capture/promote a scene of kids in a way that the oringal baker did. He is the kid that is just floating by assoication. Andrew started going to pedlow alot becuase of stella and its part of what made him find this new scene of kids that remined him of the early baker days. But as this video proved its hard to live up to how the early baker boys lived. Basically hes the new Daniel Castillo

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #65 on: November 26, 2019, 08:40:09 PM »
So what you’re saying is he skates as if he had one of his legs hug a bullet

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #66 on: November 26, 2019, 08:52:13 PM »
Ok so its actually pretty simple, Tfunk and Kader are Pedlow kids (skatepark in the valley) Zach is also a pedlow kid and I feel like Andrew wanted to capture/promote a scene of kids in a way that the oringal baker did. He is the kid that is just floating by assoication. Andrew started going to pedlow alot becuase of stella and its part of what made him find this new scene of kids that remined him of the early baker days. But as this video proved its hard to live up to how the early baker boys lived. Basically hes the new Daniel Castillo

There's no way Zach Allen could do switch backside heelflip manuals.
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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #67 on: November 27, 2019, 03:11:12 AM »
Frankie Heck would have had the best part in Baker 4

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #68 on: November 27, 2019, 03:21:19 AM »
I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #69 on: November 27, 2019, 03:36:26 AM »
I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.

Nice. How does your brand infraction system work exactly?

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #70 on: November 27, 2019, 04:10:46 AM »
Fuck dude you aren’t gonna buy emericas anymore you sound serious

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #71 on: November 27, 2019, 04:35:36 AM »
Fuck dude you aren’t gonna buy emericas anymore you sound serious

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Speaking of Emerica I believe I remember your avatar from the EMB
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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #72 on: November 27, 2019, 04:48:50 PM »
Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #73 on: November 27, 2019, 09:47:05 PM »
Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #74 on: November 27, 2019, 10:16:32 PM »
I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.
post the list please.

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #75 on: November 28, 2019, 02:33:08 AM »
Baker, Emerica, Lucky, Bronson, Palace, Flip sidecuts wheels, Pig bearings
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #76 on: November 28, 2019, 03:00:02 AM »
Baker, Emerica, Lucky, Bronson, Palace, Flip sidecuts wheels, Pig bearings
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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #77 on: November 28, 2019, 03:07:49 AM »
I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.
I thought the take away from that was Victor Aceves closed that video but was Baker Boy Dist flow, and Zach Allen is somehow fully on Baker.

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #78 on: November 28, 2019, 04:38:16 AM »
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Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
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worse than Heyl?

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #79 on: November 28, 2019, 06:18:37 AM »
Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.


I mean, that Baker Am part he had didn't blow me away or anything, but I didn't think he was THAT bad...

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #80 on: November 28, 2019, 06:24:24 AM »
Ok so its actually pretty simple, Tfunk and Kader are Pedlow kids (skatepark in the valley) Zach is also a pedlow kid and I feel like Andrew wanted to capture/promote a scene of kids in a way that the oringal baker did. He is the kid that is just floating by assoication. Andrew started going to pedlow alot becuase of stella and its part of what made him find this new scene of kids that remined him of the early baker days. But as this video proved its hard to live up to how the early baker boys lived. Basically hes the new Daniel Castillo
this is the most insightful thing i have read in a long time on here, in this huge shit storm there is a nugget of truth that tends to slip through always. shine on, king.

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #81 on: November 28, 2019, 06:52:52 AM »
Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
when donta was first coming up I could at least understand why the boss saw potential in him. He didn’t come into his own though that’s for sure.



Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #82 on: November 28, 2019, 02:56:42 PM »
sorry to say but Zachs mother is not thicc. just fat.
i cant  remember anything from zachs b4 part other than him saying he is not a bum, which we knwo is a fuckin lie

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Re: Zach Allen??
« Reply #83 on: November 28, 2019, 04:49:32 PM »
sorry to say but Zachs mother is not thicc. just fat.
i cant  remember anything from zachs b4 part other than him saying he is not a bum, which we knwo is a fuckin lie

That made me sad when he said it, because he actually is a bum
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