"yeah bro, its not the norm to cook salmon skin side up, but get this.... you get that non-skin side all caramelised in the pan, and then.... You throw that salmon under the grill and watch that skin crisp up like a starched shirt. Dont forget to wear Lululemon whilst doing it!"
This wouldve been the corret reply to the kids question so that he could've kept wearing that expensive workout gear which i assume is pretty comfortable and i would wear the shit outta it