"Fuck Spike Jonze and fuck Jonah Hill"

[bluntfullofmid]

came across this interview today. As the interviewer is wrapping up at the end Mikey takes a second to denounce Spike and Jonah. Mikey is the king of cringe but this is kinda huge that he is saying this since he was a producer and big defender of Jonah making Mid90's (movie was terrible).

[no habla mango]

can only be one poseur eating off of skating in santa monica. this is a move for dominance. spike jonze actually rips so who knows why he called him out. insecurity.

[thebacker]

they must have not viciously sucked his dick

[DanTheDoucher]

Fuck this guy.

That is all.

[Freight Train]

Remember when this dude actually thought people were gonna pay $100 for an Illegal Civ deck? Just the deck. I got a good chuckle out of that one.

[E]

I know someone who worked special effects on a project that Jonah Hill was in and he said he was a huge diva. Wouldn't eat an everything bagel and threw a hissy fit over it and was a huge baby about doing a stunt the other female actor was stoked to do.

[Turtle Boy]

I heard Spike Jonze gave up doing a documentary on Frank Ocean during the filming, because Frank Ocean is super hard and exasperating to work with (I'm a big fan of his work, but heard a lot of bad moves from him like not paying crews working on his projects...).
As Odd Future and Illegal Cilization are friends, I could see how that guy says this kind of thing)

[shannamal]

fuck this dude, who cares? illegal civ is so, so bad.

Fuck Mikey Alfred, Fuck Jonah Hill. Spike is the shit.

I know someone who worked special effects on a project that Jonah Hill was in and he said he was a huge bitch. Wouldn't eat an everything bagel and threw a hissy fit over it and was a huge baby about doing a stunt the other female actor was stoked to do.

who the fuck doesn't like everything bagels? those are the best ones. i'm going to go make one right now, just to spite jonah.

[doyle]

Starts at 44:09 for anyone who doesn't wanna sit through this whole thing.

[GardenSkater77]

Fuck Mikey Alfred, Fuck Jonah Hill. Spike is the shit.

I know someone who worked special effects on a project that Jonah Hill was in and he said he was a huge bitch. Wouldn't eat an everything bagel and threw a hissy fit over it and was a huge baby about doing a stunt the other female actor was stoked to do.

Maybe he was HANGRY. What, You never get HANGRY bro?

Real talk, everything bagels changed the game though. Before that you had to order a poppy, sesame, garlic, salt, onion just to get all those flavors.

Dark times.

[E]

The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

[thebacker]

Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

[NoComply180]

Fucking who is this guy?

[ShyLow]

"These older Hollywood types, they don't show that respect bro. Or they see me and they get like, intimidated."

Get this fucking shithead out of skateboarding. Kill yourself if you back this.

[Cool Ceith]

"These older Hollywood types, they don't show that respect bro. Or they see me and they get like, intimidated."

Get this fucking shithead out of skateboarding. Kill yourself if you back this.

Them's salmon words.

[concerned_parent]

The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

i'm a huge fan of this shit. always have one open and one on deck for when the open one inevitably becomes empty. if you're not on the EBTB train then you need to wake up.

[ShyLow]

Fuck Mikey Alfred, Fuck Jonah Hill. Spike is the shit.

I know someone who worked special effects on a project that Jonah Hill was in and he said he was a huge bitch. Wouldn't eat an everything bagel and threw a hissy fit over it and was a huge baby about doing a stunt the other female actor was stoked to do.

Does anyone believe Jonah turned down a bagel?

[Barf The Mog]

Who the hell is Mikey Alfred? Is he one of those GOLF idiots?

[schralp pal]

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The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

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i'm a huge fan of this shit. always have one open and one on deck for when the open one inevitably becomes empty. if you're not on the EBTB train then you need to wake up.

What do you put it on if it’s not on a bagel? Asking for a friend

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https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=101245.2280

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I'm intrigued, will get back to you guys with some cliff notes.

Edit: Looked through the comments, he mentions Jonah starting at 45:00 so the last 5 minutes. Honestly nothing was really said.

[close]

I'm 7 minutes in and he's telling a story about how he's mad that he got a bad critique one time in the ivy league film school he went to when he was 10. Imagine being 24 and holding on to that.

Thanks for the time stamp because I am for sure not gonna make it all the way through.

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[30:48]

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Big Boy: How do - with the work that you're doing, and being entrusted with so many friends, and so many people that's real business men - Jonah, Tyler the Creator - but, it's like, man, we're kinda cut from the same cloth -

Mikey: Me and Jonah though - we're not cut from the same cloth.

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[44:10]

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Mikey: I did want to tell one story before we sign off. Just talking about that right now - it made me think of one thing. Spike Jonze. Do you know who he is? He's someone that I don't fuck with. He's an older Hollywood guy that I thought was cool as fuck, and that I looked at as like a mentor-type, and as I got closer, I was like, "Wow, fuck you."

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[45:00]

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Mikey: If I'm being real too - it's Jonah too. Both of those guys - I'm not fans of them...It was like once you got closer - you see.

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[48:05]

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Mikey: ...and when I go watch a video like that - that was like the first thing I ever saw that [Spike] did - and I see - it's like, oh OK, Biggie's like a seven-year-old in the video - that's like the idea. And I'm watching and I'm like - you have these little seven-year-old black girls in bikinis by the pool as if they're like rap video vixens - that's weird to me.

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[Pappy Jones]

Just when I thought this guy couldn’t get any worse.

[Cuban_Lynx]

TK needs to green light this fool

[Manolo]

Ignoring this guy sounds like common sense to me. Spike is untouchable.

[slappies]

Damn, he grew up watching The Godfather? Mikey is a straight up cinephile.

[Noble Experiment]

His shirt in that pic makes me want some trix yogurt.

[froufroufox]

His shirt in that pic makes me want some trix yogurt.

Did you get your username from the thinking fellers union song?

[Surf-goth]

And I thought this little dumbass couldn't get any lamer or more annoying.christ.

[smellsdead]

[PincherBug]

Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

[Trickflip]

Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

I'm about to eat one. Which brings me to a topic more important to talk about; what did everyone have for breakfast?