"Fuck Spike Jonze and fuck Jonah Hill"

[wurfnnjs]

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Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

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I'm about to eat one. Which brings me to a topic more important to talk about; what did everyone have for breakfast?

Eggs over hard, pancakes, home fries, OJ.

[eranka]

he needs a reality check.
spike jonze might not be the most amazing person or whatever, i dont know him, but you dont get as far as he got with no talent and charisma, two things this dude doesnt have. ive seen his projects.
he really needs to humble up. the day he finally burns all of his bridges with the friends who made him will be the last time we see him.
im only wasting my time posting this because his nine club interview made me really dislike him.

[raji]

damn this little prick went so far out if his way to shit on them haah the interview was over wtf but yeah fuck jonah hill

[waltercronkite]

Spike Jonze is an artist and treasure, this dude is a vulture in a goofy polo shirt

[UselessAsshole]

Is this one of those dudes that films kids ollie off of tables at fast food joints?

[hmmmokay]

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Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

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I'm about to eat one. Which brings me to a topic more important to talk about; what did everyone have for breakfast?

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Eggs over hard, pancakes, home fries, OJ.

Fried egg on an english muffin, but I purposefully broke the yolk right away so it would firm up, McDonalds egg style. Half a grapefruit.

[Barf The Mog]

I don't know who this Alfred kid is, but he certainly seems like a turd of a human being.

Spike is a true auteur, like Michele Gondry and Jonathan Glazer.







 

[gsosa]

Seems like sha boy Mike don't fuck with Spike because he didn't thing Illegal Civ 3 vas the best shit ever.

[bogolden]

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Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

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I'm about to eat one. Which brings me to a topic more important to talk about; what did everyone have for breakfast?

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Eggs over hard, pancakes, home fries, OJ.

egg whites mixed into my grits, a little butter.

[thebacker]

fuck you mikey alfred

[GAY]

The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

whoa.

[bluntfullofmid]

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Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

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I'm about to eat one. Which brings me to a topic more important to talk about; what did everyone have for breakfast?

Bagel with lox. only way to start the morning

[pbj]

knowing Mikey, Spike or Jonah probably passsed on some "lucrative business opportunity" he proposed

dude is such a kook and will fall to the wayside in a year or two..
no one wants to buy your Doritos branded clothing, overpriced hardgoods, or Flog Gnaw skate videos

in all seriousness, that's a pretty shitty look to call out two of the biggest figures that helped to put you on, on a broadcast radio show.
but by all means, he should keep doing it, and see how things pan out for him in the coming years

[camel filters]

Maybe Mikey hates them because they told him that making basic ass shitty pastel clothes, budget rip off baker videos, and waxing poetic about doritos and triangles isn't as everyone says, "original and thinking different."

Makes me actually like Jonah Hill if idiots like Mikey hate him.

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"Being John Malkovich was quirky and weird or whatever but like I mean I came up on Goodfellas..." -Mikey Alfred

[offkilter]

Just when I thought this guy couldn’t get any worse.

It’s so confusing why the boss fucks with this guy.

[GardenSkater77]

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The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

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i'm a huge fan of this shit. always have one open and one on deck for when the open one inevitably becomes empty. if you're not on the EBTB train then you need to wake up.

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What do you put it on if it’s not on a bagel? Asking for a friend

You can’t introduce a product like this and not drop some recipes. I had to go out on the web to find out that one guy likes it on his avocado toast but I don’t care about that guy cause he prolly doesn’t know who TK is. Put a recipe in the sky.

[layzieyez]

Fucking sprinkle on a whole baguette and go to town.

[alonelikeastone]

What does spike know? He was a BMXer & an Oscar winner. It's not like he made any memorable skate videos. (there should be a font for sarcasm)

Every read what Vincent Gallo has said about Spike? Not a fucking fan... google it.

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The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

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i'm a huge fan of this shit. always have one open and one on deck for when the open one inevitably becomes empty. if you're not on the EBTB train then you need to wake up.

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What do you put it on if it’s not on a bagel? Asking for a friend

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You can’t introduce a product like this and not drop some recipes. I had to go out on the web to find out that one guy likes it on his avocado toast but I don’t care about that guy cause he prolly doesn’t know who TK is. Put a recipe in the sky.

I've been using it on salmon. Little olive oil on top of the salmon, sprinkle the seasoning generously over the salmon filet. Bake in the oven SKIN SIDE DOWN.
"Everything crusted salmon" - delicious.

[Meekin]

Nothing hits harder than a proper bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel

[honey island]

ic3 might be one of the biggest abominations i've ever seen, and i've seen famous - everywhere we go!

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

Every read what Vincent Gallo has said about Spike? Not a fucking fan... google it.

“Spike Jonze sucks bad. I’ve known Spike Jonze since he was 11 years old and he’s a rich jew from the upper east side. He’s embarrassing as a BMXer and he’s embarrassing as a skateboarder. He’s the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he’s the least interesting person at the party, he’s the person who doesn’t know anything. He’s the person who doesn’t say anything funny, interesting, intelligent… He’s a pig piece of shit.”

Pico De Gallo'd his ass gotdamn
Super hot take o'the day

[finecojeffe]

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The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

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i'm a huge fan of this shit. always have one open and one on deck for when the open one inevitably becomes empty. if you're not on the EBTB train then you need to wake up.

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What do you put it on if it’s not on a bagel? Asking for a friend

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You can’t introduce a product like this and not drop some recipes. I had to go out on the web to find out that one guy likes it on his avocado toast but I don’t care about that guy cause he prolly doesn’t know who TK is. Put a recipe in the sky.

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I've been using it on salmon. Little olive oil on top of the salmon, sprinkle the seasoning generously over the salmon filet. Bake in the oven SKIN SIDE DOWN.
"Everything crusted salmon" - delicious.

gotta watch when cooking with it though, high temps burn the sesame.

[bogolden]

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The real game changer: "Everything but the bagel" seasoning from Trader Joe's.

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i'm a huge fan of this shit. always have one open and one on deck for when the open one inevitably becomes empty. if you're not on the EBTB train then you need to wake up.

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What do you put it on if it’s not on a bagel? Asking for a friend

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You can’t introduce a product like this and not drop some recipes. I had to go out on the web to find out that one guy likes it on his avocado toast but I don’t care about that guy cause he prolly doesn’t know who TK is. Put a recipe in the sky.

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I've been using it on salmon. Little olive oil on top of the salmon, sprinkle the seasoning generously over the salmon filet. Bake in the oven SKIN SIDE DOWN.
"Everything crusted salmon" - delicious.

this sounds amazing!

[Atiba Applebum]

Mid90s was like if when Cameron Crowe wrote Almost Famous he had the reporter kid actually fuck Penny Lane

Biggest Spike roast I can think of is the Giovanni Ribisi character in Lost in Translation

[h00man]

This guy is a fucking clown. I'd like to see this little bitch win a fucking Oscar.

[howtotictac]

Maybe Mikey hates them because they told him that making basic ass shitty pastel clothes, budget rip off baker videos, and waxing poetic about doritos and triangles isn't as everyone says, "original and thinking different."

Makes me actually like Jonah Hill if idiots like Mikey hate him.

Is that a spoof ?

[Style Police]

What a fuckin clown. Going out of his way to talk shit after the interview was over and doesn't even give the host context why.

[Manolo]

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Every read what Vincent Gallo has said about Spike? Not a fucking fan... google it.

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“Spike Jonze sucks bad. I’ve known Spike Jonze since he was 11 years old and he’s a rich jew from the upper east side. He’s embarrassing as a BMXer and he’s embarrassing as a skateboarder. He’s the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he’s the least interesting person at the party, he’s the person who doesn’t know anything. He’s the person who doesn’t say anything funny, interesting, intelligent… He’s a pig piece of shit.”

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He also said Wes Anderson sucks... Gallo made a couple cool movies but saying these two suck is just silly. Sounds like he was at a party and Spike wasn't as cool as he is.