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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2019, 08:33:11 PM »
I was in the middle of watching Chris Wimer's part on the Pornhub upload, fullscreen so that the Pornhub logo wasn't obvious, then my wife walked in the room to talk to me. When I paused it, a huge animated banner ad of a girl performing fellatio appeared onscreen. I quickly tried to get it offscreen, then another one of, like, Marge Simpson doing something to Milhouse popped up. It was pretty embarrassing.

How do you explain to your wife the whole standard of people leaking full-lengths on Pornhub without it sounding like a completely feeble fabrication?
I had "the talk" with the wife before watching it so she wouldn't get the wrong idea when she saw what I was looking at.  The key is to head trouble off at the pass before it starts.
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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2019, 09:04:20 PM »
I was in the middle of watching Chris Wimer's part on the Pornhub upload, fullscreen so that the Pornhub logo wasn't obvious, then my wife walked in the room to talk to me. When I paused it, a huge animated banner ad of a girl performing fellatio appeared onscreen. I quickly tried to get it offscreen, then another one of, like, Marge Simpson doing something to Milhouse popped up. It was pretty embarrassing.

How do you explain to your wife the whole standard of people leaking full-lengths on Pornhub without it sounding like a completely feeble fabrication?

im pretty sue ill never understand why people worry about this kind of thing. my wife wouldnt ask any questions at all, or feel any type of way about me being on pornhub. just sit down and watch the videos with me either porn or the skate vid. even if that wasnt the case im still not sure id find the situation embarrassing.

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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2019, 11:05:24 PM »
He can generate all the hype he wants; I intend to watch it in full without giving him a nickel.

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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2019, 12:37:06 AM »
I was in the middle of watching Chris Wimer's part on the Pornhub upload, fullscreen so that the Pornhub logo wasn't obvious, then my wife walked in the room to talk to me. When I paused it, a huge animated banner ad of a girl performing fellatio appeared onscreen. I quickly tried to get it offscreen, then another one of, like, Marge Simpson doing something to Milhouse popped up. It was pretty embarrassing.

How do you explain to your wife the whole standard of people leaking full-lengths on Pornhub without it sounding like a completely feeble fabrication?

hahaa I would have just unpaused it and let the skating continue, she'd work out your a different kind of pervert.

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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2019, 08:03:29 AM »
Does anyone know the deal with Windsor? I know he broke his dick but wasn't he stacking clips before that? He had like 3 tricks. Knowing Jamie standard for output, will Windsor get the boot? Or is there something I'm missing?

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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2019, 08:04:43 AM »
Does anyone know the deal with Windsor? I know he broke his dick but wasn't he stacking clips before that? He had like 3 tricks. Knowing Jamie standard for output, will Windsor get the boot? Or is there something I'm missing?

did you watch the video? jamie has no standards now. you could've had tricks in that video.

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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2019, 11:38:54 AM »
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I was in the middle of watching Chris Wimer's part on the Pornhub upload, fullscreen so that the Pornhub logo wasn't obvious, then my wife walked in the room to talk to me. When I paused it, a huge animated banner ad of a girl performing fellatio appeared onscreen. I quickly tried to get it offscreen, then another one of, like, Marge Simpson doing something to Milhouse popped up. It was pretty embarrassing.

How do you explain to your wife the whole standard of people leaking full-lengths on Pornhub without it sounding like a completely feeble fabrication?
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im pretty sue ill never understand why people worry about this kind of thing. my wife wouldnt ask any questions at all, or feel any type of way about me being on pornhub. just sit down and watch the videos with me either porn or the skate vid. even if that wasnt the case im still not sure id find the situation embarrassing.
;D It was pretty much a "Is this what you do all day?" scenario.

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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2019, 01:09:11 PM »
Do any of you guys have such a fetchingly upbeat and energetic personality that you have been mistaken for being high on cocaine, when you were in fact not high on cocaine?
Polar opposite for me. Been accused of being a pothead since I was about 12. Didn't even touch the stuff until I was 16...then started fully smoking at 19. Guess it helped shield me from any sort of problems at home when I was living with my mom. Regardless, that shit used to bum me out...still kinda does since I don't broadcast that info to most people.

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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2019, 09:10:08 PM »
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Do any of you guys have such a fetchingly upbeat and energetic personality that you have been mistaken for being high on cocaine, when you were in fact not high on cocaine?
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Polar opposite for me. Been accused of being a pothead since I was about 12. Didn't even touch the stuff until I was 16...then started fully smoking at 19. Guess it helped shield me from any sort of problems at home when I was living with my mom. Regardless, that shit used to bum me out...still kinda does since I don't broadcast that info to most people.

Most the places ive worked always assume i smoke alot of weed, i guess its the long hair


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Re: Where the F is Damn it all then?
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2019, 05:43:30 AM »
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