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Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« on: October 23, 2019, 04:10:35 PM »


I know most of you guys hate this podcast but this episode is building up some hype for a boxing match between Jason Ellis and Simon Woodstock on 11/9. The face off around 106:00 is pretty exciting. Jason is a MMA fighter and Simon has been boxing since the 90s. This fight is a boxing match not MMA and Im not sure how much time Jason has spent on just the discipline of boxing. Training for MMA hes gotta practice all this other shit like takedowns and such. Jason is taller and heavier than Simon. Im rooting for a double KO.

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2019, 04:39:22 PM »
Imagine pressing play after looking at that thumbnail

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2019, 04:55:11 PM »
ever heard the phrase "dont judge a book by its cover" ... it doesnt apply to this.

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2019, 04:58:34 PM »
Anyone remember when Woodstock boxed Sticky Fingaz on MTV?

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2019, 05:10:37 PM »
Anyone remember how Simon used to come on here and try to convert all of us to Jesus?

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2019, 05:16:12 PM »
they're selling tickets to this? oh my god

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2019, 05:46:10 PM »
Anyone remember when Woodstock boxed Sticky Fingaz on MTV?
Like it was yesterday. The anticipation of that fight led to a race war at my Jr. high school. The Hesh Vs Fresh war wages on. This time around simon is Jesus freak, and Jason has had sex with men so its; The preacher Vs. The Breacher.

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2019, 06:59:55 PM »
Unless Simon has hidden Lomachenko level skills it does appear he is going to get folded, I didn't listen, has he boxed since the 90s, or boxed in the 90s as that makes a big difference.

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2019, 07:19:55 PM »
We can only hope that these people kill each other.

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2019, 03:59:38 PM »


the results are in. Ellis KO'd Simon in round 2. who ever filmed this did it wrong.

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2019, 04:53:49 PM »
Punch at 4:20. Now can we go back to ignoring these two dipshits?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
FTW

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2019, 05:05:31 PM »
Finally 🙏🏼 many restless nights thinking about this. So glad I can finally ease my mind

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2019, 07:03:49 PM »
Jebus wept...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2019, 07:20:20 PM »
clown down...

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2019, 09:30:15 PM »
Why does Prius have an Adam's apple?

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2019, 10:24:16 PM »
Why does Prius have an Adam's apple?

holy shit, she (he?/it?/they? fuck 2019 sucks) actually does

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Re: Jason Ellis Vs. Simon Woodstock - Rip Ride ep.22
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2019, 10:56:44 PM »
wow! kinda shocked the clown survived a full round .