I'm not saying I'm team Weck, and I'm not saying I'm team Stevie, but someone needs to point out that giving yourself a pro board on your own brand despite having not done anything in seven or eight years is very much acting as a "self proclaimed pro skateboarder" and not at all like a "real pro."
Beyond that, I hope "skating backyards" was a subtle, yet spicy dig at pool skaters.