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Kook of the Year
« on: October 28, 2019, 06:29:21 PM »
With it being one of the last months of the year, I thought that there should be an award for whoever has been the biggest kook most consistently this year. I would pick Neen, from his beef with weck and the whole salmongate incident, to his failed attempt at selling out with lullemon and everyting hes ever done being consistently cringey, I think he definitely takes the title of kook of the year.
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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2019, 06:37:17 PM »
C+

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2019, 06:38:08 PM »
Lifetime achievement award

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2019, 06:39:23 PM »
Hmm Kook of the Year.

I think I would just vote for Bobby Puelo every year. After hearing him talk on Tim O Connor’s show, I knew he was a kooky idiot

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2017/01/10/bobby-puleo-and-tim-oconnor-talk-conspiracy-theories/

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2019, 06:43:23 PM »
Fetty

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2019, 06:47:31 PM »
Lifetime achievement award


Holy shit.
I can hear him say one syllable for each arm movement:

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2019, 06:50:18 PM »
I'd give it to Boo, but I don't even want to award him that much. There may be worse names in skating but why are we calling a grown man "Boo"?

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2019, 06:51:22 PM »

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2019, 06:55:05 PM »
Fetty

born kooking it special ed

Kook of the year is not an equal opportunity award.
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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2019, 06:58:12 PM »
really? the best names you come up with are neen and puleo?

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2019, 06:58:16 PM »
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Fetty
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born kooking it special ed

Kook of the year is not an equal opportunity award.

His behavior is beyond kook,
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2019, 07:00:54 PM »
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Fetty
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born kooking it special ed

Kook of the year is not an equal opportunity award.
[close]

His behavior is beyond kook,

Fetty doesn't even deserve the title of kook. Just full on piece of shit

Maybe everyone on the Braille camp should just be kooks of the century.
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2019, 07:03:46 PM »
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Fetty
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born kooking it special ed

Kook of the year is not an equal opportunity award.
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His behavior is beyond kook,

Predator>Kook
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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2019, 07:05:44 PM »
So October is the last month of the year now?

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2019, 07:07:19 PM »
i'd have to go with weck

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2019, 07:14:27 PM »
Me

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2019, 07:21:50 PM »
It would be impossible to narrow it down to just one. Pretty much every skater over 30 who still posts on social media is a complete kook.

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2019, 07:33:04 PM »
Chico for adopting and exacerbating the already boring trend that is shaped boards

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2019, 07:46:57 PM »
You are fucking high Chico is our Nicaraguan Fred Gall

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2019, 07:52:48 PM »
Cuckflip
Tyshawn seems like the kind of guy to hate everyone at least a little bit

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2019, 07:54:48 PM »
John Hill hands down

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2019, 07:59:13 PM »
It would be impossible to narrow it down to just one. Pretty much every skater over 30 who still posts on social media is a complete kook.

I'm not a kook man. I'm about my skate. Its my like my guitar. Filming stupid stuff. I'm adding to the online human catalog for when extinction arrives and its discovery by the next.

Maybe my impossible with 13 views will be the only one that survived total annihilation.

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2019, 08:02:33 PM »
Ham, fo sho.

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2019, 08:02:45 PM »
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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2019, 08:08:42 PM »
So October is the last month of the year now?
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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2019, 08:13:57 PM »
You are fucking high Chico is our Nicaraguan Fred Gall

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2019, 08:27:18 PM »
Tony hawk every year

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2019, 08:30:48 PM »
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It would be impossible to narrow it down to just one. Pretty much every skater over 30 who still posts on social media is a complete kook.
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I'm not a kook man. I'm about my skate. Its my like my guitar. Filming stupid stuff. I'm adding to the online human catalog for when extinction arrives and its discovery by the next.

Maybe my impossible with 13 views will be the only one that survived total annihilation.

I want the impossible to live
I back this

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2019, 08:39:39 PM »
Every kid that imitates Bill Strobecks filming technique

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Re: Kook of the Year
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2019, 09:38:48 PM »
Bill. Candyland is unwatchable.
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