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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #60 on: November 04, 2019, 12:01:49 PM »
Deep stuff about men at around 43:25. This dude is fried.

Also

I understand choosing to drink a pint of milk for calcium but why in the fuck does Kelly just sit with it? That's so weird.

hahah it was a super outdated thing to say...or mumble in his case haha I cant believe how shitfaced he is/sounds

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2019, 01:12:25 PM »
This is more inspiration for me to avoid binge drinking. However, this was still entertaining to watch.
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2019, 01:16:16 PM »
That was the funniest episode to date, laughed pretty much all the way through it. Dude's like a movie character. Always assumed him to be just dumb and boring, but he's definitely not boring. Spending time with him would probably get exhausting very quickly though haha

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2019, 03:24:38 PM »
This is more inspiration for me to avoid binge drinking. However, this was still entertaining to watch.
And he was plastered off of just two Modelos. Imagine if Provost went on a bender  :o

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2019, 04:41:19 PM »
at least he kills it on the board

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2019, 05:01:43 PM »
Another rough watch. Dude is cooked and trying way too hard to deny the fact he’s just another Cali bro.
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #66 on: November 04, 2019, 05:05:20 PM »
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This is more inspiration for me to avoid binge drinking. However, this was still entertaining to watch.
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And he was plastered off of just two Modelos. Imagine if Provost went on a bender  :o

Im gunna go out on a pretty sturdy limb and say those probably werent the first two of the day...

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #67 on: November 04, 2019, 05:23:12 PM »
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Deep stuff about men at around 43:25. This dude is fried.

Also

I understand choosing to drink a pint of milk for calcium but why in the fuck does Kelly just sit with it? That's so weird.
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hahah it was a super outdated thing to say...or mumble in his case haha I cant believe how shitfaced he is/sounds

Although I don't agree with his views on that I gotta ask. Do you just go by what the general consensus thinks to help you form an opinion?
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #68 on: November 04, 2019, 05:32:04 PM »
Another rough watch. Dude is cooked and trying way too hard to deny the fact he’s just another Cali bro.

seemed like he was fully embracing it

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #69 on: November 04, 2019, 06:57:27 PM »
This was one of the worst episodes I've seen. Dude sounds like an idiot about 90% of the interview.

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #70 on: November 04, 2019, 07:00:51 PM »
a very girthy neck

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #71 on: November 04, 2019, 07:08:04 PM »
shortest episode ever? I would probably drink a bunch to deal with giggles, that one gut not saying much and the host not caring about my twig history

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #72 on: November 04, 2019, 07:23:51 PM »
Drag your mouse to 47:16 and just keep clicking




He went FULL Marc Johnson. You never go full MJ! That's a rule, baby!

Disturbingly accurate; down to the slight head tilt and everything, haha!
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #73 on: November 04, 2019, 07:28:02 PM »
Lol well that was awful, but I like his skating. I hope he has a financial advisor because refinancing your house to add to your skatepark is reckless as hell. Oh right, that’s the point. My bad.

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #74 on: November 04, 2019, 07:39:50 PM »
he must really been going through the beers during the interview because by the halfway point he is noticeably dumber then at the start, not surprised at all they cut it short.

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #75 on: November 04, 2019, 08:21:05 PM »
This was one of the worst episodes I've seen. Dude sounds like an idiot about 90% of the interview.

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #76 on: November 04, 2019, 08:30:23 PM »
I was trying to figure out if he might have been nervous so he slammed a bunch of beers or if he just always gets that shitfaced and wasnt too worried about how he would come off. I like collin and would have liked to heard more non slurring stories, shame it was so short/he was so shitfaced.


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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #77 on: November 04, 2019, 08:42:42 PM »
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He went FULL Marc Johnson. You never go full MJ! That's a rule, baby!
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Disturbingly accurate; down to the slight head tilt and everything, haha!

Holy fuck


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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #78 on: November 04, 2019, 09:40:30 PM »
Does he talk about the Jordan hofart beef? Anyone got a timestamp?

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #79 on: November 04, 2019, 10:49:13 PM »
Don't the 9 club let you decide if you want shit cut before they air? Fuck it. He was drunk. Let him have at it.
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #80 on: November 04, 2019, 11:19:39 PM »
Does he talk about the Jordan hofart beef? Anyone got a timestamp?

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #81 on: November 04, 2019, 11:58:31 PM »
going to be a good listen at work

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #82 on: November 05, 2019, 01:20:40 AM »
So did he take two Ls or what?

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #83 on: November 05, 2019, 02:32:15 AM »
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #84 on: November 05, 2019, 07:00:46 AM »
This really is one of the best interviews in a while. Wildly entertaining. I am glad they cut it short though. My guess is that he downed a bunch of beer before the interview and it was gradually entering his bloodstream throughout so that by the time it was over he was fucking plastered. The beers he drank on camera were probably the tip of the iceberg.
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #85 on: November 05, 2019, 12:08:25 PM »
That was the funniest episode to date, laughed pretty much all the way through it. Dude's like a movie character. Always assumed him to be just dumb and boring, but he's definitely not boring. Spending time with him would probably get exhausting very quickly though haha

To be fair if you took him out of his gear and just saw him in normal plain clothes he probably would like a tall skinny dorky kinda guy haha

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #86 on: November 05, 2019, 04:02:45 PM »
Good episode, it was definently entertaining and it was cool to hear about the element period, how he got on Toy and Emerica, growing up with GT, etc.

 Back when i drank i would'nt get that sloppy even after 20-30 beers. Either he had been drinking for a while before or had some of Rog's Jameson. If not he's definitely a light weight,  especially for someone who drinks add much as him.

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #87 on: November 05, 2019, 04:36:14 PM »
This doods neck is so fucking long.

I remember reading a thrasher interview with him and Phelps and needless to say it was the dumbest conversation in the history of time.

Also, this is the type of dude I wanted to be in my early 20's.
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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #88 on: November 05, 2019, 05:09:37 PM »
There are single/partial sentences, every couple of minutes, where I get super engaged because of the topic. Then he yells “HELL RIDE!” but because he’s hammered, it comes out as “HEaEuL RoiiDe!”

I have about 20 minutes left and am constantly wishing he didn’t show up so drunk so he could coherently get through a story. I had no idea he was my age, had been on Toy Machine and Volcom for so long or used to ride vert. I’m sure he has some amazing stories to tell.

Long term predictions:

A) Joins AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) then joining AA (if he’s fucking lucky, Andrew Allen) and continues to progress in skateboarding while sober.

B) Permanently soaks his brain in alcohol, renders himself useless by the time he’s 38 and becomes DD jr.- sans the Australian ability to survive a dissolved liver.

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Re: the Nine Club - Colin Provost
« Reply #89 on: November 05, 2019, 05:37:35 PM »
couldn't sit through it, this guy's the fucking epitome of skatings bro culture. Theres more to life than being dumb and stupid my goons.