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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #570 on: November 19, 2020, 05:41:44 PM »
About ten years ago, Ben was skating a bank in Portland, nailing some shit. An old 'nam vet walked by and sneered: "Get a job you mongrel!". Ben ended up taking that advice.






I skated a DIY park in Salem, MA and there was a guy there who looked like Santa doing layback grinds and stuff. He built some stuff there and I think he makes boards too. That is future Ben Rayborn, but he exists today in a circular space time continuum.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #571 on: November 19, 2020, 05:43:21 PM »
About ten years ago, Ben was skating a bank in Portland, nailing some shit. An old 'nam vet walked by and sneered: "Get a job you mongrel!". Ben ended up taking that advice.






I skated a DIY park in Salem, MA and there was a guy there who looked like Santa doing layback grinds and stuff. He built some stuff there and I think he makes boards too. That is future Ben Rayborn, but he exists today in a circular space time continuum.

Petes pigs i think is already better off than ben
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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #572 on: November 19, 2020, 05:49:16 PM »
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About ten years ago, Ben was skating a bank in Portland, nailing some shit. An old 'nam vet walked by and sneered: "Get a job you mongrel!". Ben ended up taking that advice.






I skated a DIY park in Salem, MA and there was a guy there who looked like Santa doing layback grinds and stuff. He built some stuff there and I think he makes boards too. That is future Ben Rayborn, but he exists today in a circular space time continuum.
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Petes pigs i think is already better off than ben

Hell yeah, he seems like he has life figured out. I was just there on Sunday.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #573 on: November 19, 2020, 05:59:04 PM »
Sometimes you spend all 20 pages of a thread discussing the whereabouts of Ben Raybourn only to have your questions answered by a guy who thinks manual labour hasn't really been done in 100 years. Gotta take what you can get, I guess.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #574 on: November 19, 2020, 06:19:25 PM »
Just lurked Ricís ig for potential Ben updates and saw that he (Ric) had a mini-stroke last weekend.  After following this whole thread Iím almost as concerned for his well-being as Benís.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #575 on: November 19, 2020, 07:41:01 PM »
Yeah Ben seems fine. Prayers for Ric.


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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #576 on: November 20, 2020, 10:20:18 AM »
A full on contract job. I wonder what he actually does, heís a tiny dude and i really doubt he has any construction skills

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #577 on: November 20, 2020, 10:28:16 AM »
A full on contract job. I wonder what he actually does, heís a tiny dude and i really doubt he has any construction skills

I get a tile guy vibe off him.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #578 on: November 20, 2020, 11:53:17 AM »
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A full on contract job. I wonder what he actually does, heís a tiny dude and i really doubt he has any construction skills
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I get a tile guy vibe off him.

I could see him as a roofer

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #580 on: November 20, 2020, 01:26:15 PM »
Honestly i get the idea that this guy really doesnít know whatsup with ben and he just told him he works 7 days a week so he would leave him alone

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #581 on: November 20, 2020, 01:37:18 PM »
yeah I also got the impression that this guy flew to Oregon from Texas for a week but didn't actually lay eyes on him just spoke to him on the phone or something where he told him he worked 7 days a week just to get him off his case


also like how he says "Ben trusts me with this information" which he then immediately broadcasts on youtube

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #582 on: November 20, 2020, 05:38:02 PM »
strange thing i just got recommended on youtube that cleared something up: dude is actually in ben's push nonsense super clearly starting at like the 30 second mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WymZHED1kQo&ab_channel=NBCSports

also why is this on nbc sports

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #584 on: November 20, 2020, 06:24:25 PM »
strange thing i just got recommended on youtube that cleared something up: dude is actually in ben's push nonsense super clearly starting at like the 30 second mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WymZHED1kQo&ab_channel=NBCSports

also why is this on nbc sports
weird. Heís in the video later too. Maybe he really does know whatís going on with him. Ben was a grade a ripper, hopefully we see some footage in the future even if itís not at the same level

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #586 on: November 20, 2020, 07:29:26 PM »
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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #587 on: November 21, 2020, 07:25:10 AM »
Honestly i get the idea that this guy really doesnít know whatsup with ben and he just told him he works 7 days a week so he would leave him alone

Same, but also maybe I just don't want to believe it to be true because I'm too invested in this thread. If Ben is fine and is happy living his life, what will I now do with my life? Get of Slap? Leave the house? I shudder to think.



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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #588 on: November 21, 2020, 09:48:10 AM »
I kind of want to watch the video but his legs are spread way too much and I'm afraid a ball is going to slip out.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #589 on: November 21, 2020, 10:03:19 AM »
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I kind of want to watch the video but his legs are spread way too much and I'm afraid a ball is going to slip out.
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Maybe he's got a bad case of "Rag Doll Balls" and is spreading to accommodate his blown out scrot?

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #590 on: November 21, 2020, 10:21:20 AM »
i was once waited on by the singer of cannabis corpse at edoís in richmond

Edo's is legit. I love a good family style meal with plenty of Italian wine...unfortunately pandemics ruin things that are awesome.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #592 on: November 21, 2020, 07:23:34 PM »
prayers for ric

Im confused, is ric gay or is he popping boners over hayley? This whole situation amazes me. I love that someone commented on one of rics photos saying "are you and ben gay lovers" absolute gold


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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #593 on: November 21, 2020, 07:43:35 PM »
prayers for ric

Im confused, is ric gay or is he popping boners over hayley? This whole situation amazes me. I love that someone commented on one of rics photos saying "are you and ben gay lovers" absolute gold

And??

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #594 on: November 21, 2020, 10:28:57 PM »
prayers for ric

Im confused, is ric gay or is he popping boners over hayley? This whole situation amazes me. I love that someone commented on one of rics photos saying "are you and ben gay lovers" absolute gold

At this point I'm just assuming everyone in Ben and Ric's circle are fucking each other.

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #595 on: November 23, 2020, 06:37:07 AM »
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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #596 on: November 23, 2020, 06:51:44 AM »
Idk maybe Iím as out of touch as the YouTube homie, but I feel like would be difficult to work construction 7 days a week without acquiring some sort of tan or muscle tone or something .

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #597 on: November 23, 2020, 06:56:42 AM »
Idk maybe Iím as out of touch as the YouTube homie, but I feel like would be difficult to work construction 7 days a week without acquiring some sort of tan or muscle tone or something .

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #598 on: November 23, 2020, 07:32:08 AM »
probably doing some lines behind a dumpster ;D friggin coke head

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Re: Where is Ben Rayborn?
« Reply #599 on: November 23, 2020, 11:21:53 AM »
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prayers for ric

Im confused, is ric gay or is he popping boners over hayley? This whole situation amazes me. I love that someone commented on one of rics photos saying "are you and ben gay lovers" absolute gold
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At this point I'm just assuming everyone in Ben and Ric's circle are fucking each other.
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hes a fucking fagbag man what can i say

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