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Assflea sucks
« on: December 17, 2019, 12:21:19 PM »
I dont know where u came from assflea but fuck you dude, lol , you suck man, keep it up bro were happy to have you and your beautiful insight.  Fuck you. Have a great holiday.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2019, 12:23:56 PM »
Smells a bit like shark tits. But what do I know.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2019, 12:28:37 PM »
Wonder what its like to have fleas on your ass
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2019, 12:40:02 PM »
i dunno about you guys but i too wish i got to go to space camp as a kid.

I wonder what bam likes. I should bust out the air brush and do a really tech comic.

I be he wanted to go to space camp in the 80s. Everyone did.

I wanted to skate in space. Tony Hawk kinda did.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2019, 12:41:53 PM »
Smells a bit like shark tits. But what do I know.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2019, 01:20:33 PM »
why are you all ganging up on the dude all of a sudden?

can't see what's so offensive about his posts, other than they often are incoherent, which goes for half the board members.

maybe pick someone else to bully than a guy who pretty openly is in bad physical and mental shape?

just a suggestion.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2019, 01:24:19 PM »
Awaiting assfleas incoherent rambling retort

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2019, 01:42:51 PM »
why are you all GANG!ing up on the dude all of a sudden?

can't see what's so offensive about his posts, other than they often are incoherent, which goes for half the board members.

maybe pick someone else to bully than a guy who pretty openly is in bad physical and mental shape?

just a suggestion.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2019, 01:43:50 PM »
Awaiting assfleas incoherent rambling retort
It will be most likely posted in the wrong thread.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2019, 01:50:41 PM »
FUCK ALL OF YOU WOUND TIGHT ULTRA ELITIST DBAGS!



It's this type of shit that makes me hope that those talking shit or bullying someone online you get clipped by a pebble and it shatters your teeth.

Here I thought Slap couldn't sink any lower nope.....

 OP you are a dickless wank stain that should be kooked to death. Get fucked anyone who joins in on hating on Assflea is a fucking fucking moron got anything else better to do then cyberbullying?

Sure Assflea has a bad tattoo but who here doesn't?!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!   FUCK OFF!!!!!!!            Yeah you reading this go fuck yourself!!!
« Last Edit: December 17, 2019, 01:52:33 PM by DarthDingusMaximus »
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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2019, 01:52:52 PM »
Wonder what its like to have fleas on your ass

Yeah well if you want to know so bad ask a dog!
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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2019, 01:56:56 PM »
Well he's a lot more interesting than you are OP

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2019, 02:14:00 PM »
Would someone who ‘sucks’ have this fit and kit?



I think not...

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2019, 03:45:38 PM »
FUCK ALL OF YOU WOUND TIGHT ULTRA ELITIST DBAGS!



It's this type of shit that makes me hope that those talking shit or bullying someone online you get clipped by a pebble and it shatters your teeth.

Here I thought Slap couldn't sink any lower nope.....

 OP you are a dickless wank stain that should be kooked to death. Get fucked anyone who joins in on hating on Assflea is a fucking fucking moron got anything else better to do then cyberbullying?

Sure Assflea has a bad tattoo but who here doesn't?!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!   FUCK OFF!!!!!!!            Yeah you reading this go fuck yourself!!!


Woa buddy, its gonna be okay. Deep breaths work for me when i get upset.

I think a couple of you took my initial post the wrong way. I am saluting our cyber friend for the hilarious incoherent shit he posts. It adds a certain flair to this place that i truly admire. Assflea strikes me as a gutterpunk /crusty  persona - a “fuck you, lol, you suck” is just a way to show love, its ok you don’t understand, its just a culture your not familiar with.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2019, 03:56:49 PM »
DarthMingusMaxim or whatever the fuck and Assflea bickering with slap, confirmed.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2019, 04:07:41 PM »
It's all good baby
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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2019, 04:10:37 PM »
It's all good baby

Assflea is doublesteveburger confirmed

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2019, 04:18:27 PM »
methflea*

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2019, 04:37:34 PM »
DarthMingusMaxim or whatever the fuck and Assflea bickering with slap, confirmed.

They're the same person.

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2019, 04:38:15 PM »
Would someone who ‘sucks’ have this fit and kit?



I think not...

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2019, 04:46:50 PM »
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Would someone who ‘sucks’ have this fit and kit?



I think not...
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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2019, 04:50:08 PM »
Face tattoo reveal at 200 subs
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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2019, 04:51:20 PM »
why are you all ganging up on the dude all of a sudden?

can't see what's so offensive about his posts, other than they often are incoherent, which goes for half the board members.

maybe pick someone else to bully than a guy who pretty openly is in bad physical and mental shape?

just a suggestion.
  I dunno dude.  His posts bait just enough then he's in and kinda deflates the whole motherfucker.  Which is fine if its entertaining but hes on some street urchin buda trip and i just end up thinking "why am i reading this?"  But you can count on some of Slap to be douchey about it, its not theyre fault, they know not of another way.
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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2019, 04:56:03 PM »
Face tattoo reveal at 200 subs

Yo puzl'd is that you from pbn
i need a break from this thread dawg. knowledge doesnt feel like power anymore

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2019, 05:12:00 PM »
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Wonder what its like to have fleas on your ass
[close]

Yeah well if you want to know so bad ask a dog!


Assflea is making a last minute push for poster of the year....fleas go for warm areas and the anus is one of the warmer orifices....


He's got so many signature-worthy lines it's amazing

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2019, 05:18:41 PM »
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Would someone who ‘sucks’ have this fit and kit?



I think not...
[close]

is that wheatberry

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2019, 05:21:11 PM »
is this one kid with 9 accounts or what? do mods exist for any resason other than caping for womanbeaters/racists? actual questions

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2019, 05:35:39 PM »
I know this dude. He's nuts but mad chill. Wild on the internet tho. Idk. Cool thread.
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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2019, 05:35:45 PM »
To OP , how about hit the ignore button and they you won’t even see his posts . I have a half a dozen people that say dumb shit and I just ignore them. I’ve never seen you post anything worth repeating so I don’t know what makes you think that you are so much better then him . Do feel better about your self for starting this thread ?

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Re: Assflea sucks
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2019, 05:36:36 PM »
Deff has multiple accounts. Hey Pete how'd you like the new max b ?
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