Beep boop bleep,
After a hard nights session you and your boys go to the local spot to drink some 40's as you're not old enough to go to the bar.
You are blasted and remembering the sickest line you did and stumbling in to your mum's house shitfaced.
After a long days journey and good times remembered you pass out, but not for long though as you hear something in your closet.
You think oh it's my dog/cat as you you are going back to sleep. Suddenly you realize you don't own either a cat or dog.
You stealthfully reach over towards the closet as you precariously open the closet there's fucking ET fapping away as you clear the sleep out of your eye's to reassure this isn't happening you get the a face full of alien spunk, he reaches out with his phallic fingers and whispers Beeeeeeee Gooooooooodddddd.........