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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #870 on: December 19, 2020, 07:17:15 AM »
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She filmed that WKND part in two weeks?!
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She can only do a few tricks dude
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #871 on: December 19, 2020, 08:40:27 AM »
chiming in to say that stealing from whole foods isn’t a bad thing from literally any angle. i get the problem from a sanitary angle though

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #872 on: December 19, 2020, 09:00:37 AM »
The great grape debate

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #873 on: December 19, 2020, 09:09:52 AM »
She could have afforded all the whole foods grapes if the industry hadn't been blind to a sixteen year old girl who kf front 50ed a rail.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #874 on: December 19, 2020, 09:11:09 AM »
She could have afforded all the whole foods grapes if the industry hadn't been blind to a sixteen year old girl who kf front 50ed a rail.
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #875 on: December 19, 2020, 09:21:01 AM »
I got banned from a Wal Mart once for something similar.

I had a bag of apples and I ate one of them while walking around the store. I still intended on buying the bag and this dude runs up to me super pissed saying they had me on camera eating the apple. Kind of the same things as the grapes but on a grander scale and I didn't put the bag back.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #876 on: December 19, 2020, 12:57:27 PM »
I got banned from a Wal Mart once for something similar.

I had a bag of apples and I ate one of them while walking around the store. I still intended on buying the bag and this dude runs up to me super pissed saying they had me on camera eating the apple. Kind of the same things as the grapes but on a grander scale and I didn't put the bag back.
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #877 on: December 19, 2020, 01:03:28 PM »
This is exactly why jars of peanut butter have a sealed lid, so people like you maniacs don't go sticking their dick in the jif, or skippy for that matter.
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #878 on: December 19, 2020, 02:16:56 PM »
This is exactly why jars of peanut butter have a sealed lid, so people like you maniacs don't go sticking their dick in the jif, or skippy for that matter.

My Dad worked at a grocery store when he was a kid and one day he shoved a pickle into a jar of peanut butter and put it back on the shelf.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #879 on: December 19, 2020, 02:49:22 PM »
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This is exactly why jars of peanut butter have a sealed lid, so people like you maniacs don't go sticking their dick in the jif, or skippy for that matter.
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My Dad worked at a grocery store when he was a kid and one day he shoved a pickle into a jar of peanut butter and put it back on the shelf.

What ever happened to that TikTok woman who was videotaping herself licking ice cream in the grocery store and putting the lids back on? I feel like Ben & Jerry's put out a hit on her or something.

Alexis is fucking rad and her explanation of women's roles in skating was so thoughtful. 10+ points for her simple explanation of frustrations with the past: Why didn't Elissa get covers? <3

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #880 on: December 21, 2020, 11:47:19 AM »
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This is exactly why jars of peanut butter have a sealed lid, so people like you maniacs don't go sticking their dick in the jif, or skippy for that matter.
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My Dad worked at a grocery store when he was a kid and one day he shoved a pickle into a jar of peanut butter and put it back on the shelf.
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What ever happened to that TikTok woman who was videotaping herself licking ice cream in the grocery store and putting the lids back on? I feel like Ben & Jerry's put out a hit on her or something.

Alexis is fucking rad and her explanation of women's roles in skating was so thoughtful. 10+ points for her simple explanation of frustrations with the past: Why didn't Elissa get covers? <3
I’m pretty sure she got a fine or went to jail.

One time my ex gf got a tattoo so we went to wal mart to get lotion for it and when we got home somebody had opened the container and took out one scoop of it.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #881 on: December 21, 2020, 12:15:18 PM »
Back in my high school days in the mid 90's, people I know went to grocery stores to take swigs out of hard liquor and put them back on the shelf. I used to see some bums eat like food and put it back. At least they have an excuse for doing that.
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #882 on: December 21, 2020, 02:31:20 PM »
Shoplifting is cool actually, and owns. Fuck a grocery store

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #883 on: December 21, 2020, 03:49:24 PM »
Back in my high school days in the mid 90's, people I know went to grocery stores to take swigs out of hard liquor and put them back on the shelf. I used to see some bums eat like food and put it back. At least they have an excuse for doing that.


I use to work in a Blockbuster, and would find empty ice cream wrappers all over when closing.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #884 on: December 21, 2020, 06:46:28 PM »
She could have afforded all the whole foods grapes if the industry hadn't been blind to a sixteen year old girl who kf front 50ed a rail.

Goddamnit Jamie Thomas this is all your fault

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #885 on: December 21, 2020, 08:16:32 PM »
alexis is sick
and shoplifting rules. today i watched a woman sprint out of a walmart and when the securitas dude went after her, he slipped on some ice as she disappeared into the parking lot. made my day

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #886 on: December 21, 2020, 09:19:35 PM »
I too, am down for shoplifting. Not from independent stores though.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #887 on: December 22, 2020, 05:18:04 PM »
Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #888 on: December 22, 2020, 05:35:44 PM »
Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #889 on: December 22, 2020, 06:01:17 PM »
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Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.
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Yeah. You can’t steal milk toast. They don’t even have it at Whole Foods.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #890 on: December 22, 2020, 06:05:24 PM »
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Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.
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Yeah. You can’t steal milk toast. They don’t even have it at Whole Foods.

Just another reason to steal grapes from them!
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #891 on: December 22, 2020, 06:12:40 PM »
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Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.
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Yeah. You can’t steal milk toast. They don’t even have it at Whole Foods.
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Just another reason to steal grapes from them!
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #892 on: December 22, 2020, 06:23:50 PM »
One late night, as I approached the entrance to my local grocery store, I remember the vicarious thrill of watching a guy calmly bee-line toward his exit with a handbasket full of contraband.

His eyes locked into a thousand yard stare and I could see a silent prayer spool up.

Now they have turnstiles in place to prevent it but I wonder how much stuff is getting stolen now that many major stores have self checkout.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #893 on: December 22, 2020, 06:24:51 PM »
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Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.
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Yeah. You can’t steal milk toast. They don’t even have it at Whole Foods.
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Just another reason to steal grapes from them!
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #894 on: December 23, 2020, 12:25:16 AM »
Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #895 on: December 23, 2020, 05:42:17 AM »
I don’t shoplift anymore but i used to go to Whole Foods and fill a plate with food they had out for people buying lunch and stuff and just walk outside to the patio and eat it and not pay. I only did it like 3 times but it was a dif and whole foods each time.
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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #896 on: December 23, 2020, 08:36:22 AM »
Shoplifting isn’t that sick, retards.

I'm taking you to the closest Walgreens and you're going to steal something or I'm going to give you the most unbelievable wedgie, you fucking square.

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #897 on: December 23, 2020, 08:46:50 AM »
I'm sure alltimers is working frantically on a grape board at the moment

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #898 on: December 23, 2020, 08:57:35 AM »
I'm sure alltimers is working frantically on a grape board at the moment

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Re: the Bunt is back
« Reply #899 on: February 19, 2021, 02:36:42 PM »