Skateboarders that can Fight

[toe_knee]

Austin Stephens

[tortfeasor]

I don't know where the idea that skaters can't fight comes from lol.

it makes no sense becasue skaters make the the best fighters.  I train muay thai and bjj and there is a ton of overlap with skateboarders in my gym. that same mentality that makes someone try the same trick for hours is the same mentality that keeps people coming back to the mats beating after beating. both are self-driven with a focus on progression. people develop style, build a bag of moves with "go-to's", it has the same social aspect. even the idea of being able to land stuff "switch" comes into play. the muscle memory, chaining movements together. that self override of the brain that allows you to commit to a trick is so essential in sparring muay thai.  in bjj the feeling of getting a tap is very similar to the feeling of landing a trick.

i lost a game of of skate to my MT coach where we bet a 100 set on kicks for each leg.  he held me to i and made me run the sets after class.  shit sucked. but my skate crew now calls him "coach" when hes at the spot which both annoys him and cracks me up. so its worth it.

[djtraceman610]

Gershon Mosley -

This dude rolls up on me and tries to get all G like, “Yo, remember when we were in Australia and you said this shit?” I was thinking like, you didn’t even address it when I said shit to your face, and now you’re bringing all these children into it. I went to pat him on the shoulders like, “Dude, it’s not a big deal.” And he threw his arms up like, “What?” So we just walk off. But then the next trade show, people overhear Reynolds talking shit. They’re saying he said, “Fuck Gershon.” I walk in the middle of all of it looking at him, because that’s who the issue was with. I go, “Do you have a problem?” And he said yes, so I hit him.

When I hit him, I was the one that was wrong, because all he did was say words. But most of it comes from my life. I grew up in Compton, the way that things would go down there… If somebody was talking shit and you got to this point where you’re like, it’s established that you were talking shit, either you punch them or you fucking walk away. I didn’t go in there to just find out he was talking shit and punk out. I went in there because I was sick of it. Like, leave it alone or let’s deal with it. So I hit him. And then Jay Strickland saved him. Because if he’d tried to get up and fight me, I would have hurt him. I knocked his teeth out, and his speculation was that it was because he fell into the chairs, but he fell into the chair after stumbling for a bit. I hit him solid in the mouth.

[euro tm]

weird thread but ok.

tyshawn - he punched that kid in cherry.  also performed a leg sweep takedown on kader in candyland

also beat up bobby de keyzer

[Cranberry Relish]

Bobby Puleo

https://youtu.be/bH_vXR0O37A?t=264

[Big Skatefase]

[rocklobster]

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I don't know where the idea that skaters can't fight comes from lol.

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it makes no sense becasue skaters make the the best fighters.  I train muay thai and bjj and there is a ton of overlap with skateboarders in my gym. that same mentality that makes someone try the same trick for hours is the same mentality that keeps people coming back to the mats beating after beating. both are self-driven with a focus on progression. people develop style, build a bag of moves with "go-to's", it has the same social aspect. even the idea of being able to land stuff "switch" comes into play. the muscle memory, chaining movements together. that self override of the brain that allows you to commit to a trick is so essential in sparring muay thai.  in bjj the feeling of getting a tap is very similar to the feeling of landing a trick.

i lost a game of of skate to my MT coach where we bet a 100 set on kicks for each leg.  he held me to i and made me run the sets after class.  shit sucked. but my skate crew now calls him "coach" when hes at the spot which both annoys him and cracks me up. so its worth it.

Should have played SKATE after doing the 100 kicks.

[hamonrye]

Does Lee Dupont count?

[Badmeaningood]

Does Lee Dupont count?

Got any stories?

[morningcommute]

Shit is so negative. Fucking depressing post OP

SKATEBOARDERS WHO CAN LOVE

-braydon sza: in Epicly laterd he had the sex mobile

- Evan hernandez: Macked a chick at a demo in that section where skates to the ludacris growing pains instrumental

Wee man or the other short gentleman- fucked his pornstar wife for the camera.

Chad muska: Paris hilton. Probably had to battle the coke dick for it too so extra props

KIND HEARTED LOVERS:

-Ed Templeton: him and Deanna have a tight and loving relationship. Proof: I’ve seen them hold hands looking happy

Frankly villani: always hanging with his gf in videos looking happy and content.

Bieble: instant marriage proposal

[squintharder]

Skateboarders tend to be scrawny. But theres a few that can def throw down in a fight and fuck shit up.

Matt Mumford
James Hardy
Antwuan Dixon
Wecking Ball
Brandon Biebel
Terry Kennedy
Chany Jeanguenin
Tommy Sandoval
Ben Gilley
Darren Harper
James Kelch
Greg Carroll
Rob Welsh
Fabian Alomar

Am i missing anyone?

You seriously forgot mike v? Shame on you

[Lord Quas]

Is Bieibel on there just cause he's a meatwhip?

nobody wants that smoke.

[hamonrye]

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Does Lee Dupont count?

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Got any stories?

He has that funny story that he told on Weekend Buzz when he was on there as a guest. It's toward the end of this episode.

[Style Police]

Jason Ellis
Sheffey
Moses Itkonen
Mike V
Justin Bokma RIP

[Brguy]

Shit is so negative. Fucking depressing post OP

SKATEBOARDERS WHO CAN LOVE

-braydon sza: in Epicly laterd he had the sex mobile

- Evan hernandez: Macked a chick at a demo in that section where skates to the ludacris growing pains instrumental

Wee man or the other short gentleman- fucked his pornstar wife for the camera.

Chad muska: Paris hilton. Probably had to battle the coke dick for it too so extra props

KIND HEARTED LOVERS:

-Ed Templeton: him and Deanna have a tight and loving relationship. Proof: I’ve seen them hold hands looking happy

Frankly villani: always hanging with his gf in videos looking happy and content.

Bieble: instant marriage proposal

Was expecting a Keelan Dad and Baby Scumbag joke there.

[fang]

Jason Ellis
Sheffey
Moses Itkonen
Mike V
Justin Bokma RIP

Good call

[CHONGO]

vallely HELLO?

[tortfeasor]

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I don't know where the idea that skaters can't fight comes from lol.

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it makes no sense becasue skaters make the the best fighters.  I train muay thai and bjj and there is a ton of overlap with skateboarders in my gym. that same mentality that makes someone try the same trick for hours is the same mentality that keeps people coming back to the mats beating after beating. both are self-driven with a focus on progression. people develop style, build a bag of moves with "go-to's", it has the same social aspect. even the idea of being able to land stuff "switch" comes into play. the muscle memory, chaining movements together. that self override of the brain that allows you to commit to a trick is so essential in sparring muay thai.  in bjj the feeling of getting a tap is very similar to the feeling of landing a trick.

i lost a game of of skate to my MT coach where we bet a 100 set on kicks for each leg.  he held me to i and made me run the sets after class.  shit sucked. but my skate crew now calls him "coach" when hes at the spot which both annoys him and cracks me up. so its worth it.

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Should have played SKATE after doing the 100 kicks.

dude i dont think i could have have done a manual on flat after that.

[Noble Experiment]

Ricky Oyola @2:22

Also, I'm surprised no one has mentioned Andy Roy.
Reda looks like he used to get into quite a few physical alterations too, at least judging by his Chomp On This section.

[Kylo Send]

What a corny thing to nerd out on and you forgot Shef and Mike V. Shef fought Wu-Tang or bum-rushed the stage, I think it's on YouTube from an old Girl tour.

A better thread would be who fights for tricks the hardest? Maybe Heath? Heath is a street/bar fighter too.

[Donkey Lips]

Not mike v @2:06

Better angle of Mike V. getting his ass kicked by somebody who looks like they were giving maybe 50% effort.

[AssFlea]

Skateboarders tend to be scrawny. But theres a few that can def throw down in a fight and fuck shit up.

Matt Mumford
James Hardy
Antwuan Dixon
Wecking Ball
Brandon Biebel
Terry Kennedy
Chany Jeanguenin
Tommy Sandoval
Ben Gilley
Darren Harper
James Kelch
Greg Carroll
Rob Welsh
Fabian Alomar

Am i missing anyone?

you have seen any of this or are you going suburban legend?

In 2013 someone suggests i fight a pro skater whos know for fighting. I broke the arm of neal or neul or whatever his name was at the middle east upstairs during the pro skaters set.
He was stage diving on to me and my friends over and over. No one but us skaters were up front.
Second to last one the drunk bastard went feet first and got me in the nose with a grip fast sole.

Here he comes again stick bugging mike as he passes and boom. I pointed my left fist into the back of his neck. Out cold. Passes right through the hands of the 5 of us holding him up except for Chestnut who was about to kick him out as i hit him and had his arm.
Neul nuet or whatever his limp body broke his arm.

Security was fucking pissed I thought that Kitty was going to beat me up.

Neal or noodles or whatever Kitty and Chestnut and i scraped him up and carried him outside.

The next day was shawn refuse's show qith the casualties. Guess who was there. Narco. I hit up his cast and he got kicked out again.

I have the footage of me wrecking the casualties show from 5 or 6 angles.

Another few skater who can fight is the Alba's. I have my doubts about the pizza one.

I heard Mango knows Wing Chung...

Ill tell the story of getting kicked out of the alien demo later.

Ps Josh Kalis cant fight just mentioning that now though its un related. He is more flight than fight. People always are shocked.

Im like someone who skates like Josh didn't spend much time fighting anything else than ledges and staying on the path.

Imagine what skating would look like if it wasn't for kalis. That would suck so bad..

Ritchie Jackson wouldn't exist if it wasn't for kalis maybe. Same with Rick. Or Bon Scott.

Im willing to bet that Ritchie Jackson has crazy hands. I would not like to be the person to knock peace and love out the park.

I fucking dare someone to walk up and rip the pocket of one of those dope vines.

Richie with give you a beating you will never forget i see in my minds eye.

Eli Reed can fight if memory serves me right.

PJ nope
Fiske Nope
Doug yes. Doug will fucking beat you like Vin Diesel in the Fast & Furious I seen that shit go down. Total fucking cave man status.

Southy couldn't fight haha. He tuck tailed and walked away like he was going to cry at the music college curb.

Cards will hammer a fucker but i have not seen it.

Jake had to fight. My dad was looking for him. My dads left handed and his fist are like the size of 2 toddler heads.

I cant fight that good. I try to kill right out the gate like a coward.

Im obviously never was pro though i have fucked a few on the DL though so that kinda counts. Punch a "straight" pro in the poop eye and not burn them out of the closet is definitely a trick.

Some of them are deep closet to this day. Its ok to be queer. It just means you got more love to give than a square.

If anyone wants to send me a thank you gift. I have my own place kinda and i still got that eternity stroke. Make you feel like you are fucking yourself with your own dick for days. Burn your butt with a crack pipe baby boy or girl. Its all good so long as you're over the age of 25

Im getting a tattoo on my stomach that says
yes its ok with 5 or 6 arrows.

Which brings me to is it ok to punch a "female" pro. I thi k so. If you're of age and want to fight or fuck its all good.

Id like to get BA out for a weekend on the island. Guaranteed to give or take 20 years of life.

Boom fer real. Short fat dick big reaction haha

[Omars_Dad]

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Not mike v @2:06

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Better angle of Mike V. getting his ass kicked by somebody who looks like they were giving maybe 50% effort.

ehhh i mean come on, fighting on ice skates isn't the same as standing on solid ground. Even old school enforcers like chris nylan had to be able to at least keep pace with the rest of the game when they were out there throwing their bodies around in front of the net. that guy mike v fought probably came up as a goon and has had countless fights playing juniors in canada, where as mike v probably just got to try out a few games when some GM heard he was an athletic tough guy. 

[Stephens Lawyer]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume Paul Machnau should not be trifled with

[Shuh]

Haha I remember correys nine club interview, what i can recollect him saying was beagle sneaked attacked him

[SHIREFLIP]

Shit is so negative. Fucking depressing post OP

SKATEBOARDERS WHO CAN LOVE

-braydon sza: in Epicly laterd he had the sex mobile

- Evan hernandez: Macked a chick at a demo in that section where skates to the ludacris growing pains instrumental

Wee man or the other short gentleman- fucked his pornstar wife for the camera.

Chad muska: Paris hilton. Probably had to battle the coke dick for it too so extra props

KIND HEARTED LOVERS:

-Ed Templeton: him and Deanna have a tight and loving relationship. Proof: I’ve seen them hold hands looking happy

Frankly villani: always hanging with his gf in videos looking happy and content.

Bieble: instant marriage proposal

Jean Malto: known for encouraging young women to get hungry on it.

[Get fired up]

Jason Ellis has had legit pro MMA and boxing fights.
Some against former UFC fighters.
He also hosts a comedy/boxing event, Ellismania, with Pro boxers and fighters.
Pretty sure he could take out anyone on that list.

[Pipe Dreamer]

Bo turner. Why is wecking ball on there? There’s one clip of him having a fight with a fat old drunk guy and there pretty evenly matched

Edit- actually your whole list is shit. Please fight yourself, no holds barred

Bo Turner Vs Carl Shipman would be carnage!

[Pipe Dreamer]

Mic-E Reyes, I dunno about fights but theres a pretty long history of him being violent.

Carl Shipman took him out in SF circa 94-96 real talk!

[606]

Simon Woodstock - got Jesus on his side, will get into the ring with anyone.

Jesse Martinez - got V13 on his side, kicked off Powell-Peralta for fighting.