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How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« on: January 15, 2020, 01:10:06 PM »
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A homeless dude told me this joke like 15 years ago and I hated it when he first told me, but now I love it.

This might be better in whatever, but since it is technically a question, I'm going to leave it here.

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2020, 01:26:35 PM »
How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2020, 01:29:16 AM »
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A homeless dude told me this joke like 15 years ago and I hated it when he first told me, but now I love it.

This might be better in whatever, but since it is technically a question, I'm going to leave it here.

Three. One to do it, one to film, and one to say, "Dude, that was awesome."

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2020, 03:21:02 AM »
just one, but it will take over 50 tries.

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2020, 04:36:47 AM »
One Christian Hosoi, but he holds the bulb still while the world rotates around him.
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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2020, 06:40:47 AM »
just one, but it will take over 50 tries.

On the 50th try the bulb will get screwed in crooked but that will have to do, he's not going back up that ladder again to fuck with it 30 more times.
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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2020, 08:07:05 AM »
how are they supposed to film it in the dark before the light bulb gets put in?
unless the camera has a light or they brought a couple floods
which then why would they even need the bulb?

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2020, 11:13:00 AM »
how are they supposed to film it in the dark before the light bulb gets put in?
unless the camera has a light or they brought a couple floods
which then why would they even need the bulb?

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2020, 11:55:44 AM »
how are they supposed to film it in the dark before the light bulb gets put in?
unless the camera has a light or they brought a couple floods
which then why would they even need the bulb?

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2020, 03:15:15 PM »
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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A homeless dude told me this joke like 15 years ago and I hated it when he first told me, but now I love it.

This might be better in whatever, but since it is technically a question, I'm going to leave it here.
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Three. One to do it, one to film, and one to say, "Dude, that was awesome."

Haha, corny but rather sharply-observed.  Hope the fella’s doing better nowadays.

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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2020, 03:20:12 PM »
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just one, but it will take over 50 tries.
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On the 50th try the bulb will get screwed in crooked but that will have to do, he's not going back up that ladder again to fuck with it 30 more times.
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Re: How Many Skateboarders does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2020, 06:07:02 AM »
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A homeless dude told me this joke like 15 years ago and I hated it when he first told me, but now I love it.

This might be better in whatever, but since it is technically a question, I'm going to leave it here.


It only takes 2, the hard part is getting them IN the lightbulb!