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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #210 on: February 21, 2020, 06:38:50 AM »
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thank god that never made into production
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yeah they are literally ice creams


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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #211 on: February 21, 2020, 07:49:29 AM »
goddamnit

What are you so upset about? You were the one who wanted to “post the cock Mane”?


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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #212 on: February 21, 2020, 08:46:01 AM »
Cheetahs cock looking far more appealing than any of these shoes tbh

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #213 on: February 21, 2020, 09:58:51 AM »
Pontus checking in on this thread like


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« Reply #214 on: February 21, 2020, 10:12:20 AM »
Well looks like I’m not clicking a page back as long as I’m on this busy train

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #215 on: February 21, 2020, 10:29:51 AM »
Cheetahs cock looking far more appealing than any of these shoes tbh

Thanks Dr. Dew. I remember you were fantasizing about me in another thread, so this has gotta be dream come true.

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Funniest shit is the other day I actually looked up “Last Resort AB” on google because I thought those blue and white ones were actually pretty fresh, and so I looked that shit up on google and legit this thread is the next highest thing other then the website. So essentially when you look up this brand, the big cat cock is the 2nd thing that pops up. I legit just trolled an entire brand and Pontus Alv, and it’s fucking glorious.

Also how the fuck has my rep dropped like 5 ducking points after posting my dick. Like i don’t give a shit about rep, but seriously I thought it would go in a positive direction for once because that shit takes balls.
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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #216 on: February 21, 2020, 10:40:38 AM »
Just checked, your full of shit cheetah. You claimed to be Asian before I’m sure.
That’s a white dick. You could never step to mongoloid fr fr

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #217 on: February 21, 2020, 10:42:07 AM »
Just checked, your full of shit cheetah. You claimed to be Asian before I’m sure.
That’s a white dick

White & Arab. I can guarantee I’ve never said Asian unless it was a typo for Arab.


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« Reply #218 on: February 21, 2020, 10:53:29 AM »
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Just checked, your full of shit cheetah. You claimed to be Asian before I’m sure.
That’s a white dick
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White & Arab. I can guarantee I’ve never said Asian unless it was a typo for Arab.

Yeah I actually just went and check the fat bill thread and stand corrected. I apologise and bow down to your bigcatcock. Please tell us a story about how good you are at skating/all the people you have boned/your superhuman intelligence.

Just for the record, I still call bullshit unless you permanent marker ‘cheetahsheets’ on your dick and re post.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #219 on: February 21, 2020, 10:56:16 AM »
Your rep went down because you're a fucking loser.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #220 on: February 21, 2020, 11:04:08 AM »
Shit, is he about to ruin this thread too? Hey dummy, this is about Pontus' new shoes, not the Narnia adventures you had in your head at the mental hospital.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #221 on: February 21, 2020, 12:06:37 PM »
Your rep went down because you're a fucking loser.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #222 on: February 21, 2020, 12:10:58 PM »
I gotcha big cat. Here's a gnook for ya.  Tell me a Foamer story please, but wait until there's a new thread I actually want to clock in before you derail it with your big cat foaming footy.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #223 on: February 21, 2020, 12:11:41 PM »
Lotta penis in here.



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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #224 on: February 21, 2020, 12:12:11 PM »
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Your rep went down because you're a fucking loser.
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Can we please get a containment/quarantine thread for cheetahsheets like we got with Nick Jedi?
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #225 on: February 21, 2020, 12:18:15 PM »
That’s a real solid piece I’d probably trade all humility and self awareness to have one like it

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #226 on: February 21, 2020, 12:28:37 PM »
That’s a real solid piece I’d probably trade all humility and self awareness to have one like it

When you say "have one", do you mean like on you, or in you? Or both?

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #227 on: February 21, 2020, 12:40:36 PM »
cmon man my dicks like 3x that size

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #228 on: February 21, 2020, 12:53:02 PM »
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Hahaha so good.

I’m just trying to figure out what young thug song Jeremy Rogers was singing to in that instapost, guess it wasn’t here.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #229 on: February 21, 2020, 01:16:22 PM »
Your rep went down because you're a fucking loser.

I mean if I’m a loser then being a loser is the fucking shit.

Shit, is he about to ruin this thread too? Hey dummy, this is about Pontus' new shoes, not the Narnia adventures you had in your head at the mental hospital.

I’ve actually never been to a mental hospital luckily. I don’t have severe schizophrenia thank god, like I don’t hear voices in my head, I’m just on the bipolar schizophrenic spectrum. I really just have terrible mania and sometimes severe depression, but that’s about it. Most people with extremely extremely high level IQs end up having mental issues pretty similar. See most people with traditional schizophrenia their filters for signal processing are fucked up, and therefore they get far too much information then their brain can handle. In the case of the big cat, my filters are so fucking powerful that they crank out information so quickly because I’m so smart, so in other words my schizophrenia is a symptom of being a genius, it’s very rare, but it occurs in Einstein level thinkers. If y’all actually got to hear me speak you would realize that these walls of text I type are nothing compared to how actually I think and rationalize through problems, like these wall of texts are like 1/20-1/50 of the answers you hear. Some engineers love it that I work with because I’m so pedantic, but some fucking hate it because they want stuff extrapolated extremely to small explain this quickly type thing. I just end up getting annoyed typing this shit out on my phone to give full blown responses since my brain is already at the end of these things by the time I begin them, like y’all don’t realize how annoying it is to think 1,000 things in a fraction of a second and fully comprehend them. Like sure you basically have extreme intelligence as compared to most humans, but it’s fucking annoying as shit too and u have mental illness that creeps in as a result. It’s a really double edged sword, like if you see me brag about being smart on here know that it comes with severe problems as well. Like I’ve always been the smartest guy in the room my whole life and it fucking sucks. Like u would think it’s a really nice thing, but when u basically tell everyone there way of thinking isn’t as good, it’s always like you’re the guy that brings everyone down/annoys them. Like yeah my skate IQ is second to none other then Mullen himself, but y’all think there aren’t consequences too that?

That’s a real solid piece I’d probably trade all humility and self awareness to have one like it

Humility caused me severe depression, so I’m trying to get away from it. I was queer and didn’t want to be a pro skateboarder as a result on top of some other things because I didn’t want to be a queer pro skateboarder, and essentially lied to myself for years to tell myself I wasn’t good enough when I was extremely fucking talented. At the end of the day I own who I am now and I don’t really give two fucks what anyone thinks because I’m a king of the jungle. Basically by not being humble now I recognize my greatness and don’t shit on myself like I did for so long.


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« Reply #230 on: February 21, 2020, 04:19:06 PM »

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« Reply #231 on: February 21, 2020, 04:28:01 PM »
Just ban him.

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« Reply #232 on: February 21, 2020, 04:39:49 PM »
Just ban him.

What have I done that’s ban worthy? I’m not spouting bigoted hate speech or anything ban worthy. Just cause I’m the best troll since gip left doesn’t mean that’s ban worthy. This place needs to have a troll like gip, Tracer, the big cat to make sure that all the other shithead trolls don’t gain steam.

Also y’all shitheads talking about a quarantine. YOU FUCKING REALIZE I RESPOND LIKE THIS WITH MY DICK OUT BECAUSE YOU GUYS ASK FOR IT.


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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #233 on: February 21, 2020, 04:47:00 PM »
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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« Reply #234 on: February 21, 2020, 04:50:41 PM »
However much his therapist gets paid, it's not enough.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #235 on: February 21, 2020, 04:58:47 PM »


The funniest thing is if you actually got to meet me and talk to me you would realize I’m like the exact opposite of a dickhead. I’m actually a really empathetic human being. This account is half character and half real. Y’all are just a bunch of hyenas who need to have a big cat that keeps them in check.


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« Reply #236 on: February 21, 2020, 07:31:57 PM »
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Just ban him.
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What have I done that’s ban worthy? I’m not spouting bigoted hate speech or anything ban worthy. Just cause I’m the best troll since gip left doesn’t mean that’s ban worthy. This place needs to have a troll like gip, Tracer, the big cat to make sure that all the other shithead trolls don’t gain steam.

Also y’all shitheads talking about a quarantine. YOU FUCKING REALIZE I RESPOND LIKE THIS WITH MY DICK OUT BECAUSE YOU GUYS ASK FOR IT.


Say what you want but I’ll take 1000 cheetahs over a tracersbrother any day

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #237 on: February 21, 2020, 07:43:05 PM »
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Just ban him.
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What have I done that’s ban worthy? I’m not spouting bigoted hate speech or anything ban worthy. Just cause I’m the best troll since gip left doesn’t mean that’s ban worthy. This place needs to have a troll like gip, Tracer, the big cat to make sure that all the other shithead trolls don’t gain steam.

Also y’all shitheads talking about a quarantine. YOU FUCKING REALIZE I RESPOND LIKE THIS WITH MY DICK OUT BECAUSE YOU GUYS ASK FOR IT.
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Say what you want but I’ll take 1000 cheetahs over a tracersbrother any day

Hard disagree. tracersbrother is annoying and posts in short bursts of finger in your nose stupidity, cheetah is fucking incessant with slab after slab, day after day, of the most insane, delusional babble this side of Nick Jedi in almost every interesting thread.
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #238 on: February 21, 2020, 07:45:51 PM »
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Just ban him.
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What have I done that’s ban worthy? I’m not spouting bigoted hate speech or anything ban worthy. Just cause I’m the best troll since gip left doesn’t mean that’s ban worthy. This place needs to have a troll like gip, Tracer, the big cat to make sure that all the other shithead trolls don’t gain steam.

Also y’all shitheads talking about a quarantine. YOU FUCKING REALIZE I RESPOND LIKE THIS WITH MY DICK OUT BECAUSE YOU GUYS ASK FOR IT.
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Say what you want but I’ll take 1000 cheetahs over a tracersbrother any day
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Hard disagree. tracersbrother is annoying and posts in short bursts of finger in your nose stupidity, cheetah is fucking incessant with slab after slab, day after day, of the most insane, delusional babble this side of Nick Jedi in almost every interesting thread.

The only reason people say I’m delusional is because they don’t know who I am, and they haven’t had a conversation with me in person or even like pm. I’m not delusional, I understand objective reality fairly well actually. Nick Jedi you literally could not understand what he was trying to convey. My sentences are coherent even if badly written.


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Re: "Last Resort AB" Pontus Alv on making (skate?) shoes
« Reply #239 on: February 21, 2020, 07:55:03 PM »
What you need is electroshock therapy.