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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2020, 08:54:16 AM »
That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list.  Also, I like the Durao graphic.  I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2020, 08:57:48 AM »
Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.

Frog. I like their videos. Not down with the graphics, ever.

Anything drawn by Gonz.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2020, 09:04:29 AM »
Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.

Frog. I like their videos. Not down with the graphics, ever.

Anything drawn by Gonz.

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also gonz graphics are sick idk what type shit ur on

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2020, 09:09:28 AM »
Just not down for his shitty crackhead art.

I like Frog and have thought about getting one, but am not down to have a graphic that looks like it was illustrated by an eight year old - don't really care for hip irony.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2020, 09:11:43 AM »
Nigel monster board is the worst

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2020, 10:26:46 AM »
There are so many shit brands out there in this day and age of digital globalism, where any kook from Nebraska can just slop his own Ďproí graphic onto Chinese plywood.. Probably an app out there somewhere that uses a facial recognition based algorithm to randomly spit out a board graphic for you with the option to in-app purchase and have the board amazon primed to your doorstep. There is a long list of board brands, old and new, that are simply not worth mentioning or acknowledging.

As far as actual, established, recognizable brands go I will say that I have never seen a Real board that Iíve even kind of liked. How they can still afford Ishod is mindblowing. Any board that has ever had the name t-puds, p-rod, shane, nyjah or chris haslam on it one can assume with 100% certainty the graphic is trash. Also any board with the Shake Junt grip tape is instantly trash regardless of the actual graphic.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2020, 10:27:57 AM »
That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list.  Also, I like the Durao graphic.  I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.

i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2020, 11:01:28 AM »


Didn't even bother to find a non-pixelated pancake picture.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2020, 11:12:38 AM »
Board graphics are like movies. 95% of them are garbage.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2020, 11:15:50 AM »
Okay, regarding LPQ's Evan Hernandez post...can someone please explain to me what's going on here?


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« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2020, 11:16:38 AM »
I do think Almond Breeze has a tasty product though

because they put hella sugar in that shit

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2020, 11:22:47 AM »
Nigel monster board is the worst

This is a special kid of terrible.

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« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2020, 11:38:45 AM »
On more than one occasion Iíve decided against buying a deck because it had a Neckface graphic on it.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2020, 11:45:15 AM »
Plan B has consistently been putting out hot garbage




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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2020, 11:47:19 AM »
Okay, regarding LPQ's Evan Hernandez post...can someone please explain to me what's going on here?



he had an old baker graphic that was pretty much the same. little rat with two big booty rats. you can only get them at @unicopaint though.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2020, 11:49:07 AM »
That Hernandez is horrendous. Its an ok idea I guess if you're 11teen but the execution is total trash.

The left ear of the mouse and the way its connected to the 3rd characters head hurts my eyes to look at.

The glasses the nose the hair all are fucked.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2020, 11:50:27 AM »
Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.

Iíve never hated Enjoi graphics but Iíve also never wanted to buy one of their boards because Iíve always been so blah on them.


Dumbest graphic I ever owned was the Think board that inspired this Drake Jones board. Canít find a picture.



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2020, 12:01:25 PM »
On more than one occasion Iíve decided against buying a deck because it had a Neckface graphic on it.

hah, yeah, i'm with you on this

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2020, 12:08:58 PM »
I think people like those Gator and Gonz graphics b/c they are just, "Pure 80's."  Same with the Psycho Stick. 

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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list.  Also, I like the Durao graphic.  I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
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i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2020, 12:33:11 PM »
^Yeah, definitely not the best graphic from era, but it is a fuckin' masterpiece compared to other graphics in the thread.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #51 on: February 09, 2020, 12:50:02 PM »

I'm sorry but this ones lame. Smoking weed has never been 'cool'


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #52 on: February 09, 2020, 01:00:55 PM »


Everything about this is as awful as it gets.
and somewhere Johnny schillerreef is playing his bongos.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2020, 01:13:44 PM »

I'm sorry but this ones lame. Smoking weed has never been 'cool'
Youíre a fucking insane person... boardís a classic

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #55 on: February 09, 2020, 01:20:14 PM »
Any graphic related to "weed culture" is automatically on the shit list. BUT, That Tom Penny board above is indeed a classic.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #56 on: February 09, 2020, 01:36:42 PM »


Always this one.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #57 on: February 09, 2020, 01:38:14 PM »
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2020, 03:06:45 PM »


Any Jart graphics with weed/rasta stuff are fucking awful

This one is so stupid, that I kinda like it.

Plan B made me throw up in my mouth a little, though.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #59 on: February 09, 2020, 03:24:54 PM »
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Wow yeah, that's ugly. Also, pretty much any Girl graphic should be a good fit for this thread. Whoever made that Howard one - should've been their last day at work.

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Nigel monster board is the worst
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This is a special kid of terrible.
But he won! If vomit could be pressed into a deck, that's what it'd look like.

That Hernandez is horrendous. Its an ok idea I guess if you're 11teen but the execution is total trash.

The left ear of the mouse and the way its connected to the 3rd characters head hurts my eyes to look at.

The glasses the nose the hair all are fucked.
Anatomically incorrect Speedy Gonzales ripoff + contorted hookers, so people think he's a "player". Pathetic.

How many Soundcloud rap "careers" does one have to fail consecutively before typing like Evan Hernandez? My guess is five.

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Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.
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Iíve never hated Enjoi graphics but Iíve also never wanted to buy one of their boards because Iíve always been so blah on them.


Dumbest graphic I ever owned was the Think board that inspired this Drake Jones board. Canít find a picture.



At least the illustration on that isn't the worst of the worst. Compared to Enjoi, especially.