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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #420 on: January 19, 2021, 08:22:55 AM »
It’s 50-50, worst or best, depends on which century we are living in right now
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #421 on: January 29, 2021, 02:18:27 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #422 on: January 29, 2021, 09:34:53 AM »

Definitely agree this is a stinker, but doesn't Theotis have a bunch of different decks that have to do with licensed cartoon characters? Feels like most of them could be on this list.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #423 on: January 29, 2021, 11:59:47 AM »


 That is one of the funniest kids shows out there I am stoked when my son wants to watch that

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #424 on: January 29, 2021, 12:34:43 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #425 on: January 29, 2021, 12:37:31 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #426 on: January 29, 2021, 12:53:41 PM »
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Whatever jackass commissioned this turd of a abomination.
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This Adam McNatt was always unsettling to me...
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Wow!

Yes, they are both terrible, but in opposite ways.

what about this TNT "Whore Butcher" graphic?


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #427 on: January 29, 2021, 01:02:17 PM »


hahaha fuck this is so bad

may as well just be a punisher graphic

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #428 on: January 29, 2021, 01:09:48 PM »
That's a textbook "complete skateboard" graphic.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #429 on: January 29, 2021, 01:34:52 PM »


Not the worst but I hate this one

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #430 on: January 29, 2021, 02:19:59 PM »


I remember seeing this graphic for the first time about a month ago. It’s bothered me very much since then. Theotis  always gets the worst graphics.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #431 on: January 29, 2021, 08:10:27 PM »


Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.


HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck??? How do you wind up with the words SHIT MAN on your board?? Is that his nickname? Is he known for shitting himself?? That's so bad it's kind of great.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #432 on: January 29, 2021, 09:08:10 PM »
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Whatever jackass commissioned this turd of a abomination.
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This Adam McNatt was always unsettling to me...
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Wow!

Yes, they are both terrible, but in opposite ways.
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what about this TNT "Whore Butcher" graphic?



Thats a sick one
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #433 on: January 29, 2021, 10:19:10 PM »
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I remember seeing this graphic for the first time about a month ago. It’s bothered me very much since then. Theotis  always gets the worst graphics.

Theo has a cartoon board and maybe a logo board each season and that's it. It's been like that for while. I think at this point it's just tradition

as a mater of fact google "theotis Beasley deck" and you see like 10 of them

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #434 on: January 29, 2021, 10:39:56 PM »
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Whatever jackass commissioned this turd of a abomination.
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This Adam McNatt was always unsettling to me...
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Wow!

Yes, they are both terrible, but in opposite ways.
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what about this TNT "Whore Butcher" graphic?



wow, that's a really horrendous image. but you gotta love censoring the letter 'o' in "i must kill all whores" and some nipples when there's a decapitated woman with a smashed out face, entrails hanging out and knife in her leg while she is fucked by a man eating her/a baby...
that skinny motherfucker with the high voice

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #435 on: January 30, 2021, 06:02:42 AM »
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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck??? How do you wind up with the words SHIT MAN on your board?? Is that his nickname? Is he known for shitting himself?? That's so bad it's kind of great.
hahah wow dont know how ive never seen this before. too funny.



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #436 on: January 30, 2021, 06:55:15 AM »

So it's The Sheffey Board, but not as good.


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #437 on: January 30, 2021, 07:21:02 AM »
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So it's The Sheffey Board, but not as good.

There is a back story to it. I'd buy one if my local gets one in.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #438 on: January 30, 2021, 10:28:34 AM »
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So it's The Sheffey Board, but not as good.

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There is a back story to it. I'd buy one if my local gets one in.

Yeah it's not actually a lame graphic at all. Definitely doesn't deserve to be in this thread. Here's the story behind it in the insta post.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #439 on: January 30, 2021, 10:40:01 AM »
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #440 on: January 30, 2021, 11:16:08 AM »
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I remember seeing this graphic for the first time about a month ago. It’s bothered me very much since then. Theotis  always gets the worst graphics.
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Theo has a cartoon board and maybe a logo board each season and that's it. It's been like that for while. I think at this point it's just tradition

as a mater of fact google "theotis Beasley deck" and you see like 10 of them



What the fuck

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #441 on: January 30, 2021, 12:30:12 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #442 on: January 30, 2021, 01:14:24 PM »


😬 forgot about this atrocity. wish it would’ve stayed that way....🤦🏼‍♂️ it’s pretty crazy how many people you still see flying that flag in Orlando. fucking embarrassing
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #443 on: January 30, 2021, 01:36:05 PM »
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That’s a evel knievel graphic
evel knievel crotch shot mirror photo, shout out q!
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #444 on: January 30, 2021, 08:10:34 PM »
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That’s a evel knievel graphic

The board would've been white then.  They should've known better.


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #445 on: January 30, 2021, 08:39:57 PM »
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The board would've been white then.  They should've known better.
And here I was thinking it was in reference to the General Lee car from the Dukes of Hazzard (evidenced by the 01 up top) which was, like Evel Knievel & Wade Speyer, known for big air.
But hey, my understanding sure as heck could be wrong, and that flag is distasteful by any standard today, but I wonder if somebody would kindly remind me when the graphic in question was originally released?

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #446 on: January 30, 2021, 09:28:12 PM »
I also thought it was a General Lee thing too. Didn't even notice the 01 but that seals it.

Just for some context, in the early 90s, I worked at a movie theater in the NE part of the US and we had a manger there who was a transplant from Maryland. He considered himself southern and so had a tiny Confederate flag in a pen holder on his desk, which was right in front of a pretty small two way mirror at the top of the lobby. That window was to look down and see the lobby real quick just in case there was a robbery or a fight or whatever. You couldn't see through it if the light was of but you could if the light was on. One busy Saturday night, there was a call over the radio for the manager to come down to the lobby. A customer had looked up and peeped the flag. The manager got chewed out in the lobby in front of everyone, had to put the flag away and almost lost his job. People been mad about that flag for a long time.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #447 on: January 30, 2021, 10:37:15 PM »
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 That is one of the funniest kids shows out there I am stoked when my son wants to watch that

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #448 on: January 30, 2021, 10:41:06 PM »
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That’s a evel knievel graphic

This other Black Label board is an Evel Knievel graphic too I guess.


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« Reply #449 on: January 30, 2021, 10:43:45 PM »
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That’s a evel knievel graphic
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This other Black Label board is an Evel Knievel graphic too I guess.


Yeah... bad look for sure.

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