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Worst board graphics ever?
« on: February 08, 2020, 10:53:28 PM »
Get em out, purge the filth, what are the worst graphics ever to grace a board that aren't even worthy of being worn off?  Here's a good start.



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2020, 10:55:26 PM »


Finally got this dope wall hanger in the mail.


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2020, 11:27:56 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2020, 11:31:43 PM »
The April board with the chrome rose against a purple fade background. Horribly cheap looking. But I’m not sure if April boards actually exist in real life. Maybe they’ve never made a tangible product. No one has ever seen one.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2020, 11:48:37 PM »
The April board with the chrome rose against a purple fade background. Horribly cheap looking. But I’m not sure if April boards actually exist in real life. Maybe they’ve never made a tangible product. No one has ever seen one.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2020, 12:18:21 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2020, 01:48:05 AM »


Any Jart graphics with weed/rasta stuff are fucking awful

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2020, 02:34:04 AM »
holy shit that's terrible...

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2020, 02:36:13 AM »
This one takes the cake for me:



As a Portuguese guy this is the cheesiest shit ever.
So embarrassing. :/

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2020, 02:47:21 AM »
my homie came out with this the other week


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2020, 03:09:33 AM »
There is so much terrible shit out there. Plan B is among the worst.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2020, 03:30:15 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2020, 03:37:38 AM »

Has anyone bought a Joey Brezinski board in the past decade? Seriously tho, that shit is trash.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2020, 03:58:45 AM »
I do think Almond Breeze has a tasty product though

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2020, 05:02:11 AM »
There are some new Real decks,  the ishod ones were its just this dunb looking super heroesque capital i that I fucking hate. Won't even post a link I hate it that much. Fucking dumb especially considering ishod has had awesome art on his boards.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2020, 05:27:33 AM »
Plan B since its return. All Remive graphics

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2020, 06:08:57 AM »
Those chrome Seek boards. There was no excuse for art directors affiliated with Alien to allow that to happen.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2020, 06:23:19 AM »
I do think Almond Breeze has a tasty product though
Indeed. My wife is lactose, so that’s all we drink. I think I’m a bit biased because of his punchable face tbh.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2020, 06:24:04 AM »
my homie came out with this the other week




This is great. Well I mean it is pretty fucking stupid, but somehow it transcends itself into something much greater. How? That, I do not know, but it had me dying

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2020, 07:23:42 AM »
thread should have ended with this john hill graphic.

the other ones mentioned (especially the jart weed graphic) are terrible too, but joker graphic takes the cake- fells like pissing on heath ledgers grave to make such a stupid graphic after him playing the role so great!

conside me on the "fuck john hill" train as of right now

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2020, 07:25:54 AM »
This has the possibility to turn into the longest thread in SLAP history.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2020, 07:32:52 AM »
This

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2020, 07:34:28 AM »


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2020, 07:49:47 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2020, 07:52:16 AM »
This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2020, 07:54:57 AM »
Looks like a subliminal image of burning pool of jizz.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2020, 08:04:41 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2020, 08:07:36 AM »
Any Element logo board

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2020, 08:34:02 AM »
Anything shiny like that Mystery and aforementioned April, Primitive, glittering Blind decks, etc - all very gross. Usually represented by children and adults who have swag for brains.

The John Hill Joker is still globally top 10 for the worst ever but holy shit, that Jart might've just won by a notch or ten.

Plan B graphics are a joke. Look at those freak bobbleheads.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2020, 08:50:56 AM »
I never thought an almond milk graphic would come out i thought i was the only one who preferred that to normal stuff