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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #360 on: December 02, 2020, 05:20:07 PM »




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them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #361 on: December 02, 2020, 05:45:10 PM »
Todd Bratrud was on a tear with some reprehensible graphics. A decade ago every major company wanted a misogynistic series from him.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #362 on: December 02, 2020, 06:55:04 PM »
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
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Shortys


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matt stone and tre parker
These are fucking sick! If your on Shorty's and from Colorado, these boards make perfect sense. Who wouldn't want to be a South Park character? Genius!

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #363 on: December 02, 2020, 06:56:13 PM »
To get the muska to sign it would be dope. All these boards 💯

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #364 on: December 02, 2020, 07:55:17 PM »
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
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Blind?
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Shortys


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Who comes up with this
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matt stone and tre parker
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These are fucking sick! If your on Shorty's and from Colorado, these boards make perfect sense. Who wouldn't want to be a South Park character? Genius!
What percentage of the Shorty’s squad (at the time of this series) would you say was from Colorado?
What percentage were from Seattle? Like, really from there, as opposed to colonizing?

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #365 on: December 03, 2020, 02:57:18 AM »
Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #366 on: December 03, 2020, 02:59:25 AM »
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Definitely went looking for Doggies decks online a while ago, but came up short
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It's a board brand from China, which also does trucks, wheels and bearings:

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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.

If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.





Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.

Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
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Those china boards are hilarious
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Yeah I got that part, I just hoped they would have been distributed outside China as well. Any ChinaPals around?
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #367 on: December 03, 2020, 09:31:36 AM »
Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?



I don't have any issues with that graphic. Not super good but not even close to the travesties we have seen in this thread already.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #368 on: December 03, 2020, 11:51:57 AM »
When posting in this thread, please keep in mind that Shit Man graphic was a reissue so it has come out twice. That is the bar you're aiming for.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #369 on: December 03, 2020, 02:48:49 PM »
Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #370 on: December 03, 2020, 03:30:20 PM »
Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?




That graphic is great and shouldn’t be in this thread. Minimalism isn’t a bad thing.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #371 on: December 03, 2020, 09:20:31 PM »
Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?



not bad, just lazy


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #372 on: December 03, 2020, 11:35:57 PM »
That actually really reminds of my first deck.

A santa cruz DODO Soren Aaby Pro-model.
Also a huge stained board, with a tiny bird in the bottom right.

Weird since both graphics (Soren's and Zered's) could have just been blown up over the entire board :-)



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #373 on: December 04, 2020, 06:11:41 AM »
Cant look at those "Doggies" boards without thinking about the classic Cam'ron "U Mad" interview where he heckles Bill O'Reilly "I got dirt on you doggie"


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #374 on: December 08, 2020, 04:21:42 PM »


not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #375 on: December 08, 2020, 04:32:48 PM »


not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney

Wow, he'll have defiantly been crying over this graphic, isn't that his ex-wife / girlfriend from the Plan B slick?
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #376 on: December 08, 2020, 05:01:48 PM »
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Definitely went looking for Doggies decks online a while ago, but came up short
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It's a board brand from China, which also does trucks, wheels and bearings:

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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.

If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.





Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.

Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
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Those china boards are hilarious
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Yeah I got that part, I just hoped they would have been distributed outside China as well. Any ChinaPals around?

haha so funny to see them on SLAP - the  only seen people riding them are kids who have it as their first board. there some brands here that have had a good thing going for them, sponsor dope skaters and contribute to the local scenes

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #377 on: December 08, 2020, 05:19:22 PM »
my homie came out with this the other week


you're a hater, this is sick as fuck
did you even watch static shock
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #378 on: December 08, 2020, 05:39:39 PM »
Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?



Does not belong here. I actually dig the colour. The cartoon is alright, ok. Better than maybe any DGK deck ever.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #379 on: December 08, 2020, 05:42:32 PM »
I really hated this one when I saw it.


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #380 on: December 08, 2020, 05:50:48 PM »
All of Plan B 2.0 is pretty bad. This one stands out.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #381 on: December 08, 2020, 06:01:08 PM »
I really hated this one when I saw it.


powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #382 on: December 08, 2020, 06:19:10 PM »
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Ok maybe it’s the best graphic ever idk but I needed to post it somewhere

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fuuuuck that's tight! looking like later day classic
Moose/Cardiel was is great, but I'm also partial to this one.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #383 on: December 08, 2020, 07:41:07 PM »


not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney

this and the Gucci one i almost bout the other day lol

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #384 on: December 08, 2020, 08:56:19 PM »
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
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powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
Had this one back then.
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #385 on: December 08, 2020, 09:02:38 PM »
Palace get away with some BULLSHIT

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #386 on: December 08, 2020, 09:42:30 PM »


I mean he is kinda doing dog drugs so I fuck with it

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #387 on: December 09, 2020, 12:12:07 AM »
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not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney
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Wow, he'll have defiantly been crying over this graphic, isn't that his ex-wife / girlfriend from the Plan B slick?

there is an interview in which he talks about it?

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #388 on: December 09, 2020, 05:54:58 PM »
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
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powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
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Had this one back then.
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.

2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #389 on: December 09, 2020, 05:59:52 PM »
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
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powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
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Had this one back then.
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
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2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita
Damn, I had this board as a kid! But it was like 2006 or so when I got it.
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