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U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« on: February 21, 2020, 07:36:14 AM »
This is where you can tell about it!
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2020, 07:45:58 AM »
In Japan, heart surgeon.
Number one.
Steady hand.
One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation.
But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon.
The best!

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2020, 07:52:53 AM »
I want to 💋 your 🧠 and 🔪 your enemies
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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2020, 07:58:44 AM »
I lost $20 one time while super late at night. Does that count?

My tabby steals my socks, Does that count?

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2020, 08:02:00 AM »
I lost $20 one time while super late at night. Does that count?
Did you drop it or was it taken by subterfuge?

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My tabby steals my socks, Does that count?
Did you invite the creature in or did it just show up one day?
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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2020, 08:12:05 AM »
when I left home at 16 I tried to pull a fast one on some skinheads and got the shit stomped out of me lost two teeth and skull cracked was literally beaten within an inch of my life.
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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2020, 10:49:06 AM »
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I lost $20 one time while super late at night. Does that count?
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Did you drop it or was it taken by subterfuge?

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My tabby steals my socks, Does that count?
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Did you invite the creature in or did it just show up one day?
I don't fully remember, I gave a homeless girl $5 but still had $20, I checked my pocket 5 min later and it was gone.

Hahaha it's my tabby, no I did not invite him to steal my socks.

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2020, 05:13:54 PM »
my overdraft fee is 35 dollars
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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2020, 12:32:29 AM »
my overdraft fee is 35 dollars
Fuckin A. I felt that one.

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2020, 02:01:35 AM »
I bought a bag of powdered sugar for $80 once.

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2020, 08:33:29 PM »
In Japan, heart surgeon.
Number one.
Steady hand.
One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation.
But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon.
The best!

This brought back all the good feels

EDIT: and made me sad for oscars gay crush not working out
« Last Edit: February 22, 2020, 08:35:09 PM by fakie nollie »

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2020, 08:37:01 PM »
When I was 7 some kid stole my lunch money to buy candy, I was devastated

When I was 17 my childhood mentor stole my iPod to buy heroin and died of an OD shortly after

I just paid $200 to park at LAX for 4 days, which kind of feels like I was hustled by the city of Los Angeles
« Last Edit: February 23, 2020, 04:05:56 PM by fakie nollie »

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Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2020, 01:44:04 PM »
I ate bad mozzarella sticks. My ass was hustled.