Author Topic: 9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad? (Read 74403 times)

graypubes · « **Reply #30 on:** February 23, 2020, 12:13:53 AM »

Too bad the dad is like 15 years late. Huge shit like that isnt even in style. He should watch sour solution 2.

rukes · « **Reply #31 on:** February 23, 2020, 12:19:29 AM »

Quote from: jakeumms on February 22, 2020, 09:23:01 PM

Has anybody explained to them that there isn't really any money in skateboarding?

marty mcfly · « **Reply #32 on:** February 23, 2020, 12:36:44 AM »

He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding

50mm · « **Reply #33 on:** February 23, 2020, 12:45:02 AM »

Oh yeah, I got these vibes just watching the videos already. His dad is some weirdo fuck and I knew he was pushing him into all this bullshit. Nyjah 2.0.

Davethedavedave · « **Reply #34 on:** February 23, 2020, 01:02:39 AM »

Dad is the love child of Kenny Powers and Nyjahs father

brwrxstl · « **Reply #35 on:** February 23, 2020, 01:45:37 AM »

Quote from: Rick_Kane on February 22, 2020, 07:17:36 PM

Rad Dads On Roids, on this week's episode of...

better yet

Betaphenylethylalamine · « **Reply #36 on:** February 23, 2020, 02:58:16 AM »

I skate with my kids and if my son said he was gonna try to ollie 17 I'd say nope, be smart dont be retard

swanronson · « **Reply #37 on:** February 23, 2020, 03:16:24 AM »

Quote from: Betaphenylethylalamine on February 23, 2020, 02:58:16 AM

I skate with my kids and if my son said he was gonna try to ollie 17 I'd say nope, be smart dont be retard

Exactly! Not until you have you’re own health insurance kiddo

Some other guy · « **Reply #38 on:** February 23, 2020, 04:20:12 AM »

Skating is all about doing what you want to do, not what you're told to do. This dad sucks and is showing no compassion for his child.

rocklobster · « **Reply #39 on:** February 23, 2020, 04:35:12 AM »

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Quote from: Betaphenylethylalamine on February 23, 2020, 02:58:16 AM
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I skate with my kids and if my son said he was gonna try to ollie 17 I'd say nope, be smart dont be retard
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Exactly! Not until you have you’re own health insurance kiddo

17?
You got to pump those number up those are rookie numbers!

TD · « **Reply #40 on:** February 23, 2020, 04:55:04 AM »

Quote from: rocklobster on February 23, 2020, 04:35:12 AM

Quote from: swanronson on February 23, 2020, 03:16:24 AM
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Quote from: Betaphenylethylalamine on February 23, 2020, 02:58:16 AM
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I skate with my kids and if my son said he was gonna try to ollie 17 I'd say nope, be smart dont be retard
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Exactly! Not until you have you’re own health insurance kiddo
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17?
You got to pump those number up those are rookie numbers!

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MIKEMO was skating 22's at the age of 4 damnit! You think you're gonna get away with 6 knee surgeries by 18 at this rate? Try again you little wimp

In all honesty and seriousness, do these roid-mongers not know skateboarding has very little money to give out? Must be blinded by that sweet all in one NHS endorsement deal. CPS need to get this dickhead out of the picture.

FUCK THE CHEST

dooley · « **Reply #41 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:04:10 AM »

Trae had better land this shit next try, and clean too if he wants pudding with dinner. And dinner.

radcunt · « **Reply #42 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:13:44 AM »

Fuck this is terrifying

Pete · « **Reply #43 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:14:56 AM »

Kids gonna end up with a fent addiction after his first knee surgery at age 11.

Free max b

Agnarnomous · « **Reply #44 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:16:23 AM »

This could be the creation of the next big skate jock douche. Like a nyjah, biebel mega hybrid. This kid's gonna be fighting dudes at the xgames that beat his runs. Or maybe he will start his own contest series where people just Ollie progressively larger stair sets while their parents degrade them on the sidelines. Either way, this should lead to some quality slap threads over time. "I'm Trae the tank baby! And I'll beat your bitch ass any day of the week!"

Edit: "knock your bitch ass out"* forgive me beebs

Agnarnomous · « **Reply #45 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:20:59 AM »

Quote from: Pete on February 23, 2020, 05:14:56 AM

Kids gonna end up with a fent addiction after his first knee surgery at age 11.

Free max b

Oof, painfully accurate.

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #46 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:24:36 AM »

Quote from: Agnarnomous on February 23, 2020, 05:20:59 AM

Quote from: Pete on February 23, 2020, 05:14:56 AM
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Kids gonna end up with a fent addiction after his first knee surgery at age 11.

Free max b
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Oof, painfully accurate.

Síota · « **Reply #47 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:24:47 AM »

The dad needs a smack. Hate that jock mentally. Feel sorry for the kid.

Big Baby Jesus · « **Reply #48 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:26:39 AM »

Quote from: marty mcfly on February 23, 2020, 12:36:44 AM

He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding

This smells of ten years in single A. He never made it so he’s going to force his kid to be the best. His dad probably did the same thing with baseball and he failed and let him down so he won’t let trae “fail”.

marty mcfly · « **Reply #49 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:38:44 AM »

Quote from: Big Baby Jesus on February 23, 2020, 05:26:39 AM

Quote from: marty mcfly on February 23, 2020, 12:36:44 AM
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He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding
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This smells of ten years in single A. He never made it so he’s going to force his kid to be the best. His dad probably did the same thing with baseball and he failed and let him down so he won’t let trae “fail”.

I‘m from europe and don’t know much/anything about baseball.
Single A is like a second or third pro-league,right?
When someone talks about pro baseball I think about
MLB.
How ever...this “father“ belongs to jail imo!

links, pics, and quotes · « **Reply #50 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:43:43 AM »

Quote from: Big Baby Jesus on February 23, 2020, 05:26:39 AM

Quote from: marty mcfly on February 23, 2020, 12:36:44 AM
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He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding
[close]

This smells of ten years in single A. He never made it so he’s going to force his kid to be the best. His dad probably did the same thing with baseball and he failed and let him down so he won’t let trae “fail”.

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/GalleryP.cfm/pid/72591/Matt-Montgomery

https://www.mlb.com/player/matt-montgomery-408041

dooley · « **Reply #51 on:** February 23, 2020, 06:15:48 AM »

In other fucked up parts of the world, they give kids coke mixed with gunpowder before sending them off into a battle that has nothing to do with said kids. In California, they just do this.

links, pics, and quotes · « **Reply #52 on:** February 23, 2020, 06:36:27 AM »

Quote from: Davethedavedave on February 22, 2020, 10:04:51 PM

Def seems like the type of guy that would be willing to actually ~~fight someone~~ punch you in the larynx over insta comments

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#maddawg

mattchew · « **Reply #53 on:** February 23, 2020, 06:42:17 AM »

Heavy Danny Way vibes to be honest.

GAY · « **Reply #54 on:** February 23, 2020, 06:54:07 AM »

Poor kid.

Loady McGee · « **Reply #55 on:** February 23, 2020, 07:04:43 AM »

Quote from: mattchew on February 23, 2020, 06:42:17 AM

Heavy Danny Way vibes to be honest.

lady fanny · « **Reply #56 on:** February 23, 2020, 07:09:18 AM »

is this Florida dad who kicked his kid into the vert ramp? kid is liable to become a world class asshole later but this is why. it's like all the 80s jock villains but what we don't see is their dad is making them tape guys' hairy buns together or whatever pranks.

September_Snow · « **Reply #57 on:** February 23, 2020, 07:09:29 AM »

Quote from: links, pics, and quotes on February 23, 2020, 05:43:43 AM

Quote from: Big Baby Jesus on February 23, 2020, 05:26:39 AM
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Quote from: marty mcfly on February 23, 2020, 12:36:44 AM
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He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding
[close]

This smells of ten years in single A. He never made it so he’s going to force his kid to be the best. His dad probably did the same thing with baseball and he failed and let him down so he won’t let trae “fail”.
[close]

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/GalleryP.cfm/pid/72591/Matt-Montgomery

https://www.mlb.com/player/matt-montgomery-408041

Yakima. Fucking Yakima. “The Palm Springs of Washington.”

homegrown83 · « **Reply #58 on:** February 23, 2020, 07:15:25 AM »

Why do I have a feeling that his dad started this thread?

GAY · « **Reply #59 on:** February 23, 2020, 07:32:57 AM »

Quote from: homegrown83 on February 23, 2020, 07:15:25 AM

Why do I have a feeling that his dad started this thread?

Because you also believe the Earth is flat.