Author Topic: 9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad?  (Read 108760 times)

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Why dese pickneys alway haffi skate lek dey ah winjy reynolds or dem dat bumboclaat imposter nyjah? Zimmi, Sizzla wan see pickney fi skat lek Puleo or Oyola. Where da east coast wash bellies?

the fake Jamaican is right (with the exception of calling nyjah an impostor, that makes no sense).  this kid's skating, and frankly the other major "kid skaters" feel like a polished knock off of actual skateboarding from 5 years ago. his part sits like a christian label ska band.

Also cut this shit with the "this is what they want to do" argument.  when i was 9 i wanted to chop a shot bullet in half with a samurai sword... but thats a stupid thing for a 9 year old to try and my parents were smart enough to prevent me from putting myself in danger.  having a 9 year old pop down massive gaps or skate full size half pipes is fucking dumb. i don't care how much talent they have. i dont care how many insta likes they get. long term risk for short term gains is rarely a good idea.  i have as much respect for this kid as i do any other 9 year old, but i don't respect the person exploiting him and dubbing their voice over a child's talents.
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more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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#freetankfromhisdad

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He used to come to my local in Santa Ana back when he was 5/6. And Trae would legit be crying from the pain of trying to pop shuvit a 2 block that was taller than him. But his dad would make him keep trying
santa Ana skatepark? Use to love that 2 block. Fakie back 180

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Helmet street footage shouldn't exist period. If you are not old enough to skate without a helmet and or not old enough to answer your own interview question, you should not have any coverage.
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But what's up with the lack of cartilage kid will have by the time he's 12.

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Trae of knees Age 12

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skaters from Cali have the worst style on and off the board, the 4 seasons shape the real ones

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Nyjah 2.0
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At least nyjah actually liked skating. Not sure trae does.
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Nyjahs dad was likeable in the beginning.  I heard he was the “connect connect” for ganja for Davis area skaters.

Nyjahs dad got to be a problem AFTER nyjah was sponsored and making some good money
I used to skate Vans park in Milpitas California several times a week and saw Nyjah, Dad and older brother there every week. This was dreads era Nyjah. Anyways his dad was always really cool with me and would say whats up and remember me but after watching that video about him screwing Nyjah over financially I guess he's not that great a person. I wonder what happened to his brother he was good too I'd say at least am status.

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skaters from Cali have the worst style on and off the board, the 4 seasons shape the real ones

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Man, I'm glad the furthest my old man got involved with my skating back in the day was saying "Don't break anything, we don't have insurance" as I walked out the door.

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Man, I'm glad the furthest my old man got involved with my skating back in the day was saying "Don't break anything, we don't have insurance" as I walked out the door.

Did you break anything?
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Nyjah 2.0
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At least nyjah actually liked skating. Not sure trae does.
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Nyjahs dad was likeable in the beginning.  I heard he was the “connect connect” for ganja for Davis area skaters.

Nyjahs dad got to be a problem AFTER nyjah was sponsored and making some good money
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I used to skate Vans park in Milpitas California several times a week and saw Nyjah, Dad and older brother there every week. This was dreads era Nyjah. Anyways his dad was always really cool with me and would say whats up and remember me but after watching that video about him screwing Nyjah over financially I guess he's not that great a person. I wonder what happened to his brother he was good too I'd say at least am status.

Haha that’s funny i used to skate there once or twice a week and got a job at atomic garage skate shop that was across from the park entrance...met Sean penn and robin Wright there one day ...when they were married and their kids skate...

I don’t remember seeing Nyjah but I remember the IPath crew showing up a few times and Steve Cab showed up a lot too.

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Man, I'm glad the furthest my old man got involved with my skating back in the day was saying "Don't break anything, we don't have insurance" as I walked out the door.
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Did you break anything?

My bones were kind to both me, and my families wallet.

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Did not need to see Trae’s bare ass in his Instagram stories this morning. Why his dad thinks it’s ok to post that shit I don’t know.

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Did not need to see Trae’s bare ass in his Instagram stories this morning. Why his dad thinks it’s ok to post that shit I don’t know.

You know you don’t have to follow every kook we talk about here right?

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Man, I'm glad the furthest my old man got involved with my skating back in the day was saying "Don't break anything, we don't have insurance" as I walked out the door.
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Did you break anything?
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My bones were kind to both me, and my families wallet.

Glad to hear
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Did not need to see Trae’s bare ass in his Instagram stories this morning. Why his dad thinks it’s ok to post that shit I don’t know.
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You know you don’t have to follow every kook we talk about here right?

Yup^, that one is on you.

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Did not need to see Trae’s bare ass in his Instagram stories this morning. Why his dad thinks it’s ok to post that shit I don’t know.
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You know you don’t have to follow every kook we talk about here right?

if trae braeks his naeck i want to be the first one in on the schaedaenfreude


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Did not need to see Trae’s bare ass in his Instagram stories this morning. Why his dad thinks it’s ok to post that shit I don’t know.
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You know you don’t have to follow every kook we talk about here right?
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if trae braeks his naeck i want to be the first one in on the schaedaenfreude

maybe get child protective services on the phone, his dad is a fucking lunatic.

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only a matter of time before this dad has a meltdown at s contest and fights kelly hart or whatever. that will be some good shit.

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i just want to see all of the rad dads square up with each other over who's child is a better skateboarder. Rad dads are the absolute worst

i remember seeing some dad get annoyed at my local when his kid missed a boardslide on a 10 stair rail during a contest and heard the dad say "if i skated, i could do that". Mans was wearing cargo shorts and flip flops and looked like he could barely ride a bike. he also resembled a taller version of big ed