Author Topic: 9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad?  (Read 74401 times)

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He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding ;D
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This smells of ten years in single A. He never made it so he’s going to force his kid to be the best. His dad probably did the same thing with baseball and he failed and let him down so he won’t let trae “fail”.
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https://www.tradingcarddb.com/GalleryP.cfm/pid/72591/Matt-Montgomery







https://www.mlb.com/player/matt-montgomery-408041






so for people that don’t understand minor league baseball, to put it simply, this dude played at a level just above college. AA is the second lowest level, and for pitchers it’s make or break time. if you can pitch well in AA, you’ll get bumped to the majors at some point. if you’re pitching in AA for years, your shot at the majors was gone in the first year, and you’re just too stubborn or stupid to see the writing on the wall. also, AA players make like 15,000 a year in 2020, can’t imagine how little this moron made throughout his “career”

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Heavy Danny Way vibes to be honest.

With a dose of Randy “Poppa” Shecks in there
« Last Edit: February 23, 2020, 08:50:15 AM by Salty Lame Ass Poosey »
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#inktparents

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Big fan of Tray and his dad.

I look forward to posting on slap about Tray’s creepy tattoos in 10 years.  See you fellas then!

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Damn, didn’t know this kid. This is so sad. His knees...  :-\

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Where’s the mom at?
Teresa the Tank

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it must be utterly confusing and unnerving (terrifying?) for these kinds of dads, when their kids not only want to pursue something like skating, which these kinds of dads not only never understood, but which i bet he and his friends probably used to ridicule and attack.

it's fucking awful to watch these boobs try to make up for how little they can relate to their kids who want to skate, by barking at them as loudly and aggressively as they can to try to get them to do shit faster and higher...god forbid the kid just have fun...

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i saw a very young Nyjah with his dad several times a week when i worked at vans skatepark. Little nyjah never skated with any other kids, only his dad. little nyjah could also heelflip board slide the rail, and do other tricks that seemed to involve skill. trea the tank is young and could still develop skills, but blasting ollies and doing 5050s isnt really progressive skating. remember how good and tech young louie was or young bledsoe. they did real tricks. hopefully dad is just biding time until young trea is ready to lean to throw a curve ball. all the money is in baseball. $15,000 a year to be in the minor leagues beats getting flowed boards as an eternal AM.

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i need a break from this thread dawg. knowledge doesnt feel like power anymore

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Lucky kid

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Poor kid.
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Seriously. Fuck that guy and any parent like him. For a while I was a substitute teacher for elementary and there are so many shitty parents out there, it's insane. The dad should go take a walk into oncoming traffic.

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risking your kids health and safety for fame. what a tradeoff.

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LPQ is carrying Slap on their back. Fuck jocks of all types.

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The roid ape has an iron cross tattoo, set between "mad dawg". He's the type of dude who watches Pawn Stars unironically.

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I skate with my kids and if my son said he was gonna try to ollie 17 I'd say nope, be smart dont be retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

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The roid ape has an iron cross tattoo, set between "mad dawg". He's the type of dude who watches Pawn Stars unironically.

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I skate with my kids and if my son said he was gonna try to ollie 17 I'd say nope, be smart dont be retard
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You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

excellent work
too old to be effectively marketed to by a skateboard company

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This kid's dad is fucking insane and irresponsible. Your prime directive as a parent is to protect your children. I would never let my kid try that, even if she wanted to.

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remember when parents DIDN;T want their kids to skate?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI
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Oddly enough I was lurking his IG last night - seems like his dad is the one who comments as the way he writes, isn't how a 9 year old would. Also, all his pictures where he's in them, seems like he's fake smiling. Looks very forced. Check his sponsor package pics if you wanna see what I mean.


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Dude of course his dad's running his account. He's probably not allowed to have crayons at a family restaurant because he might scribble for help.

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You see this sort of horse shit all over Southern California.
Another case? Maybe he’s just dumbass determined.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IKOBnlNgg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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You see this sort of horse shit all over Southern California.
Another case? Maybe he’s just dumbass determined.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IKOBnlNgg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Was going to try to find this clip because I thought it might be the same skater/dad. That clip makes me so uncomfortable. Serious child abuse to watch your kid slam his head into the side of a rail and want him to keep trying.


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You see this sort of horse shit all over Southern California.
Another case? Maybe he’s just dumbass determined.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IKOBnlNgg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

all future Olympians obviously

i could see these dads--in the warped and sordid vacuums that are their minds--viewing the violence being done to these unformed child bodies, as also perhaps proving to others (since appearance is everything of course) that their kids are in fact TOUGH, despite their enthusiasm for such a traditionally "pussy" pastime practiced by freaks, fags, and misfits from bad families...

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You see this sort of horse shit all over Southern California.
Another case? Maybe he’s just dumbass determined.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IKOBnlNgg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Was going to try to find this clip because I thought it might be the same skater/dad. That clip makes me so uncomfortable. Serious child abuse to watch your kid slam his head into the side of a rail and want him to keep trying.

seriously though, you don't even have to watch it--when else does a child make the sickening noises that kid makes on those beefs?

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I skate with my kids and if my son said he was gonna try to ollie 17 I'd say nope, be smart dont be retard
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You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

Glad you caught it, had me laughing.
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Wish I had dad like this kid
9/11 was a national tragedy

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You see this sort of horse shit all over Southern California.
Another case? Maybe he’s just dumbass determined.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IKOBnlNgg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Was going to try to find this clip because I thought it might be the same skater/dad. That clip makes me so uncomfortable. Serious child abuse to watch your kid slam his head into the side of a rail and want him to keep trying.
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seriously though, you don't even have to watch it--when else does a child make the sickening noises that kid makes on those beefs?

Jesus christ. That kid took 3 slams that are harder than any I've taken in 33 years.

« Last Edit: February 23, 2020, 10:52:47 AM by Betaphenylethylalamine »
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You see this sort of horse shit all over Southern California.
Another case? Maybe he’s just dumbass determined.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IKOBnlNgg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Was going to try to find this clip because I thought it might be the same skater/dad. That clip makes me so uncomfortable. Serious child abuse to watch your kid slam his head into the side of a rail and want him to keep trying.
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seriously though, you don't even have to watch it--when else does a child make the sickening noises that kid makes on those beefs?
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Jesus christ. That kid took 4 slams that are harder than any I've taken in 33 years.

and thank god for that helmet doing him just all kinds of good