9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad?

[JeremyScottofChapman]

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Heavy Danny Way vibes to be honest.

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THIS

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He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding

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This smells of ten years in single A. He never made it so he’s going to force his kid to be the best. His dad probably did the same thing with baseball and he failed and let him down so he won’t let trae “fail”.

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https://www.tradingcarddb.com/GalleryP.cfm/pid/72591/Matt-Montgomery






https://www.mlb.com/player/matt-montgomery-408041

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so for people that don’t understand minor league baseball, to put it simply, this dude played at a level just above college. AA is the second lowest level, and for pitchers it’s make or break time. if you can pitch well in AA, you’ll get bumped to the majors at some point. if you’re pitching in AA for years, your shot at the majors was gone in the first year, and you’re just too stubborn or stupid to see the writing on the wall. also, AA players make like 15,000 a year in 2020, can’t imagine how little this moron made throughout his “career”

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spot on, his numbers were painfully mediocre too. Odds are the last team he was on let him go for a new vending machine.

lol

[TastyBurrito]

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He played professional baseball for ten years and has not enough money to let his kid enjoy life?pretty sad!!!
He think it’s easy to get rich in skateboarding

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This smells of ten years in single A. He never made it so he’s going to force his kid to be the best. His dad probably did the same thing with baseball and he failed and let him down so he won’t let trae “fail”.

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https://www.tradingcarddb.com/GalleryP.cfm/pid/72591/Matt-Montgomery






https://www.mlb.com/player/matt-montgomery-408041

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so for people that don’t understand minor league baseball, to put it simply, this dude played at a level just above college. AA is the second lowest level, and for pitchers it’s make or break time. if you can pitch well in AA, you’ll get bumped to the majors at some point. if you’re pitching in AA for years, your shot at the majors was gone in the first year, and you’re just too stubborn or stupid to see the writing on the wall. also, AA players make like 15,000 a year in 2020, can’t imagine how little this moron made throughout his “career”

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spot on, his numbers were painfully mediocre too. Odds are the last team he was on let him go for a new vending machine.

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lol

Oh God, this dirtbag is a Dirtbag (LB State Mascot).

[Watson]

this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

[layzieyez]

https://www.facebook.com/MadDawg66

unsurprisingly, dad is a Trump fan and despite never playing a single game in the major league, has this as his work history:

Dad of reality.

[TastyBurrito]

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https://www.facebook.com/MadDawg66

unsurprisingly, dad is a Trump fan and despite never playing a single game in the major league, has this as his work history:

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Dad of reality.

When you exaggerate what your job entailed on your resume.

[one-off]

It’s weird when this thread swerves into discussion about how to raise up a John Stuart Mill of skateboarding
Prefer Korn

[Spacetravelisboring]

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lemme see that korn geocities page fuckin please

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Seconded.  I know I definitely had a webpage like that
at one point in my life.  A couple dragon ball z pictures, some dancing hamsters, tiled tiny moving gifs for wallpaper.  Had a whole section devoted to Limp Bizkit.

But that was almost 2 years ago.

Some flying  toasters maybe?

[SneakySecrets]

Tough to find quality Korn and Limp Bizkit fan sites these days.


http://durst.faithweb.com/bottom.html

http://www.geocities.ws/kbmwhite/

http://www.angelfire.com/on2/limp411/index2.html

http://www.angelfire.com/yt/limpbizkit/index.html

[Esmith5488]

Tough to find quality Korn and Limp Bizkit fan sites these days.


http://durst.faithweb.com/bottom.html

http://www.geocities.ws/kbmwhite/

http://www.angelfire.com/on2/limp411/index2.html

http://www.angelfire.com/yt/limpbizkit/index.html

Any of these got guitar tabs? Those were the best fan sites

[dooley]

Not KoRn, but another top shelf power song to run out into the ball field to.

[drunkenshredder]

Slap is a pretty insane place...really digging up shit on the kids dad. Please go outside and ride your skateboard!!! The amount of hours digging and writing articles likes it's your jobs to make sure we know everything about everyone posted on here is getting ridiculous.

[brwrxstl]

Tough to find quality Korn and Limp Bizkit fan sites these days.


http://durst.faithweb.com/bottom.html

http://www.geocities.ws/kbmwhite/

http://www.angelfire.com/on2/limp411/index2.html

http://www.angelfire.com/yt/limpbizkit/index.html

NOW FIND A SOULFLY PAGE

But no really seeing those archives makes me miss that era of the internet. Facebook sterilizing social media is really depressing when you look back on how expressive shit was then compared to now. 

[50mm]

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lemme see that korn geocities page fuckin please

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Seconded.  I know I definitely had a webpage like that
at one point in my life.  A couple dragon ball z pictures, some dancing hamsters, tiled tiny moving gifs for wallpaper.  Had a whole section devoted to Limp Bizkit.

But that was almost 2 years ago.

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PFFFFF - THAT SHIT HAD ME DYING BRUH   

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.




free max  b

My white trash friend in elementary school had this hanging in his families living room, along with some other dumb ones.

I had the same poster and when I did the same my mom was like "What the fuck?? Take that shit down and put back in your room." LOL

I always think of that when Korn comes up.

[vape culture]

this kid is just gonna be that one friend who will Ollie everything but honestly suck at everything else.

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https://www.facebook.com/MadDawg66

unsurprisingly, dad is a Trump fan and despite never playing a single game in the major league, has this as his work history:

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Dad of reality.

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When you exaggerate what your job entailed on your resume.

He probably played for their minor league teams, but yeah, talk about exaggerating.

[Samson Simpson]

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Tough to find quality Korn and Limp Bizkit fan sites these days.


http://durst.faithweb.com/bottom.html

http://www.geocities.ws/kbmwhite/

http://www.angelfire.com/on2/limp411/index2.html

http://www.angelfire.com/yt/limpbizkit/index.html

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NOW FIND A SOULFLY PAGE

But no really seeing those archives makes me miss that era of the internet. Facebook sterilizing social media is really depressing when you look back on how expressive shit was then compared to now.

I had a phone interview to play bass for some shows with Soulfly years ago. Talked to Max’s wife. Worst job interview ever. Asked for way too much Soulfly money. Sure they would’ve made me wear some sick JNCO’s and a beaded necklace

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I love slap. The internet detectives are the best, thank you for your dedication.

This poor kid. No doubt the dad is a piece of shit. Most guys that I have met that are or were in the minors or farm league for a long time are super shitty dads if they even stick around. But damn this guy really sucks.

It would not surprise me if this kid is not allowed to think for himself or have friends.

Hopefully on the slim chance he does have real a friend, I hope they read this thread and show it to him like "see its not just me that thinks your dad sucks." Then maybe this kid will open his eyes and become a real person.

SLAP is so rad!! Shame this man from the spot/parks!

[Stephens Lawyer]

i was once on a flight with korn and they had all their gear carry on

not literally carried into the passenger compartment but like a whole fuck load of amps and shit gate checked

i honestly thought it was a juggalo convention at first

[wake and bacon]

Slap is a pretty insane place...really digging up shit on the kids dad. Please go outside and ride your skateboard!!! The amount of hours digging and writing articles likes it's your jobs to make sure we know everything about everyone posted on here is getting ridiculous.

dude, it's a forum on the internet... is this your first taste of what people do on the internet? heard of 4chan?

this shit is childs play

[Tuff Lover]

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Slap is a pretty insane place...really digging up shit on the kids dad. Please go outside and ride your skateboard!!! The amount of hours digging and writing articles likes it's your jobs to make sure we know everything about everyone posted on here is getting ridiculous.

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dude, it's a forum on the internet... is this your first taste of what people do on the internet? heard of 4chan?

this shit is childs play

For real it's super simple to look up baseball stats if they played professionally (even if it's only the minor leagues and/ or independent leagues.) LPQ has come up with much deeper things than he has with this topic.


Internet detectives are wild. I watched this documentary on Netflix and they tracked dude down with way less evidence than was given by Trae's dad.

[Skart]

Turn an aids thread into gigaaids by making it about korn

Impressive

[cheetahsheets]

I love slap. The internet detectives are the best, thank you for your dedication.

This poor kid. No doubt the dad is a piece of shit. Most guys that I have met that are or were in the minors or farm league for a long time are super shitty dads if they even stick around. But damn this guy really sucks.

It would not surprise me if this kid is not allowed to think for himself or have friends.

Hopefully on the slim chance he does have real a friend, I hope they read this thread and show it to him like "see its not just me that thinks your dad sucks." Then maybe this kid will open his eyes and become a real person.

SLAP is so rad!! Shame this man from the spot/parks!

When the fuck did slap get overrun by SJWs like you and LPQ? Shit is fucking weird, the 2020s are sure to be a strange time for slap as a whole.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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I love slap. The internet detectives are the best, thank you for your dedication.

This poor kid. No doubt the dad is a piece of shit. Most guys that I have met that are or were in the minors or farm league for a long time are super shitty dads if they even stick around. But damn this guy really sucks.

It would not surprise me if this kid is not allowed to think for himself or have friends.

Hopefully on the slim chance he does have real a friend, I hope they read this thread and show it to him like "see its not just me that thinks your dad sucks." Then maybe this kid will open his eyes and become a real person.

SLAP is so rad!! Shame this man from the spot/parks!

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When the fuck did slap get overrun by SJWs like you and LPQ? Shit is fucking weird, the 2020s are sure to be a strange time for slap as a whole.

Smooth leap by the big cat

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shoutout to captains

[Agnarnomous]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

Fuck this is gold.

[RCB3]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

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Fuck this is gold.

Can't wait for the next time someone makes fun of something I'm wearing to say, "they kick, so peace!" What a great line. The alternating capitalization reminds me of people's AIM profiles back in junior high. Usually it would be some death cab for cutie lyrics talking about freckles aligning when we kiss.

[dooley]

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I love slap. The internet detectives are the best, thank you for your dedication.

This poor kid. No doubt the dad is a piece of shit. Most guys that I have met that are or were in the minors or farm league for a long time are super shitty dads if they even stick around. But damn this guy really sucks.

It would not surprise me if this kid is not allowed to think for himself or have friends.

Hopefully on the slim chance he does have real a friend, I hope they read this thread and show it to him like "see its not just me that thinks your dad sucks." Then maybe this kid will open his eyes and become a real person.

SLAP is so rad!! Shame this man from the spot/parks!

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When the fuck did slap get overrun by SJWs like you and LPQ? Shit is fucking weird, the 2020s are sure to be a strange time for slap as a whole.

Then go into your hole of a thread and generate some content that isn't bullshit, comparing you to LPQ would be an insult to him.

[Watson]

One time I was at the skatepark and over my left shoulder I heard two annoying girls talking and one asked the other what they were doing this weekend, and the other said "Well I can't really go anywhere. My parents took my car away." I looked over my shoulder to discover it was TAMS speaking and then in a playful sitcom "Who me?!" type of voice she mimed holding a steering wheel and driving, then threw her hands up like this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and said "Drinking and driiiiiiving again!"

[skatingisntspecialstupid]

All my dad ever did was leave me at the skatepark so he could go meet up with his hoes while my moms thought he was watching me. If this guy had been my dad I'd be pro at ollieing sets by now. What a lucky little kid.