9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad?

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Man, one of the best Christmas' I ever had was getting a big boom box, a Korn CD, and THPS.

[Esmith5488]

In my town only rollerbladers listened to Korn. You guys are kooks and/or rollerbladers.

I was just in elementary school when that shit came out so it was unavoidable. Not denying I’m a kook though

[Craig Lutzka]

Man, one of the best Christmas' I ever had was getting a big boom box, a Korn CD, and THPS.

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy

[radcunt]

Corn rock balls

[Billy Bitchcakes]

sholom

I came so close to getting this album cover painted on my bedroom ceiling, would've been about 15x15 feet. My parents warned against it saying I might grow out of it later but I was all "know way man KoRn for life!" Dodged a bullet there although it would've been funny

[KoRnholio8]

believe it or not, I did not make a korn geocoties page ... ever.

haven't listened to them in god knows how many years, but I kept my nickname for continuity. some songs aged well, but most not so much. and shit was released 22 years ago and I was 12 years old then ...

[LordManHammer]

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In my town only rollerbladers listened to Korn. You guys are kooks and/or rollerbladers.

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Along with the occasional cleft palate and outty belly buttons

Yikes

Ahemmm Korn definitely was in heavy rotation when I was skating yeah they were kooky but they had their part. We can't all be too cool like this guy here.

[Esmith5488]

Traes dad probably likes post 2004 Korn.

[dooley]

His mother was also addicted to Static X. Poor Trae.

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Ignoring the parenting concerns for the moment, where is the pleasure in watching a 4’10”, 90 lb. child fling himself down a staircase with a 50% chance of smearing himself on the pavement?

Get him in a bowl or on a small ledge for a few years first.

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Shout out to the Kornholers but I never fucked with them. I did like it when Eric Andre got baked and did an impression of your man on Bakersfield news:

[thebacker]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

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Fuck this is gold.

Petition to rename the "post the shoes youre wearing" thread to "TAMS"

[Whitedude]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

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Fuck this is gold.

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Petition to rename the "post the shoes youre wearing" thread to "TAMS"

please make this happen

[jerrygurneyscream]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

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Fuck this is gold.

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Petition to rename the "post the shoes youre wearing" thread to "TAMS"

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please make this happen

This is my signature

[roba]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

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Fuck this is gold.

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Petition to rename the "post the shoes youre wearing" thread to "TAMS"

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please make this happen

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This is my signature

hard bump

[GardenSkater77]

I remember showing my dad Jeremy Wray fucking up hubba in secondhand smoke and he said:

 “that ledge gets smaller as it goes down the stairs”.

What an asshole. He should have got in my face and told me to do it and stop being a pussy.

[Watson]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

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Fuck this is gold.

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Petition to rename the "post the shoes youre wearing" thread to "TAMS"

Amazing.

Last night I was gonna search my old hard drive to see if I had a picture of TAMS but forgot. I did however just find an old Word Document file from maybe 8 years ago where I used to copy and paste ridiculous Facebook status updates that I saw from our shop's Facebook page. This is one of TAMS's status updates:

"~^^*** You_DonT_KNoW_FuCKinG_Shit_About_ME ***^^~~
(SO Dont FUCKING Think ) Alright!!!!!"

[Shifty Flip]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

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Fuck this is gold.

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Petition to rename the "post the shoes youre wearing" thread to "TAMS"

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Amazing.

Last night I was gonna search my old hard drive to see if I had a picture of TAMS but forgot. I did however just find an old Word Document file from maybe 8 years ago where I used to copy and paste ridiculous Facebook status updates that I saw from our shop's Facebook page. This is one of TAMS's status updates:

"~^^*** You_DonT_KNoW_FuCKinG_Shit_About_ME ***^^~~
(SO Dont FUCKING Think ) Alright!!!!!"

Was TAMS ever on Slap?  Can we please get her to do the next pals questions Monkey?  But only if she types her responses similar to the above quote.

[Esmith5488]

Shout out to the Kornholers but I never fucked with them. I did like it when Eric Andre got baked and did an impression of your man on Bakersfield news:

That was gold

[Esmith5488]

Ignoring the parenting concerns for the moment, where is the pleasure in watching a 4’10”, 90 lb. child fling himself down a staircase with a 50% chance of smearing himself on the pavement?

Get him in a bowl or on a small ledge for a few years first.

I don’t even want to see that. Little kid skating just looks bad to me, and yeah I probably can’t do anything these kids are doing these days I just don’t want to watch it.

[LordManHammer]

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this is now a Korn/ Geocities thread. fuck this stupid kid and his dumbass dad.

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This girl in my city used to have this crazy Geocities page that we found because she linked to our local shop with a picture of a collection of her shop stickers. She also had a picture of some D3s with the caption: " ~o0O tHeSe R mAh sHooS, tHeY kIcK sO pEaCe!!! O0o~ ". She was then nicknamed "TAMS" (These Are My Shoes), and that phrase can still be heard to this day when trying to show off some fresh new kicks.

Tams became quite the legend, she was really weird and tried to fuck everybody.

One of your friends and or yourself slept with her, let’s just get this out in the open.

[Toadfish Rebecchi]

I remember showing my dad Jeremy Wray fucking up hubba in secondhand smoke and he said:

 “that ledge gets smaller as it goes down the stairs”.

What an asshole. He should have got in my face and told me to do it and stop being a pussy.

His pop shove it frontside five-o down it in that part is so underrated!

I showed Jamie Thomas’s part in Welcome to Hell to my Dad and he insisted that it was “trick photography” and that I was stupid for thinking people could do things like that in real life.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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Shout out to the Kornholers but I never fucked with them. I did like it when Eric Andre got baked and did an impression of your man on Bakersfield news:

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That was gold

Bastien salabanzi is hilarious

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

When I was a kid James Shaffer used to be my grandparents landlord. They told him that I liked his band, and every month after that he would drop off bags of Korn merch and Phat Pharm shoes that were 5 times the size too big for me. Korn is for the children. Respect.

That is fucking sick!



By the way, just remembered my masterpiece:

[satan]

If you feel it's abuse you should be calling these guys..

https://www.sandiegocounty.gov/content/sdc/hhsa/programs/cs/child_welfare_services/child_abuse_hotline.html

Child Welfare Services
Child Abuse Hotline
For more information, or to report suspected child abuse, call 858-560-2191.
Within the State of California you may call toll free 1(800) 344-6000.

 

[Christmas Complete]

If you feel it's abuse you should be calling these guys..

https://www.sandiegocounty.gov/content/sdc/hhsa/programs/cs/child_welfare_services/child_abuse_hotline.html

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Child Welfare Services
Child Abuse Hotline
For more information, or to report suspected child abuse, call 858-560-2191.
Within the State of California you may call toll free 1(800) 344-6000.

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What's their Insta tho?

[Abyss1]

In my town only rollerbladers listened to Korn. You guys are kooks and/or rollerbladers.

in 96-98 only guy I knew who listed to Korn is HS was some korean kid with pink hair whos dad wad rich and he owned an excessive amount of porn

[Sick Duck]

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In my town only rollerbladers listened to Korn. You guys are kooks and/or rollerbladers.

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in 96-98 only guy I knew who listed to Korn is HS was some korean kid with pink hair whos dad wad rich and he owned an excessive amount of porn

i bought destroying america dvd 15 years ago at gamestop and on the commentary for the scene where jeremy klein rollerblades at that little skatepark he said the actual blader with dreads who was there came up to him and asked him if he listens to korn

[lilboosie]

Ey but have y’all ever got down wit da sickness ?

[fang]