Author Topic: 9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad? (Read 109161 times)

SHARPSHOOTER · « **Reply #450 on:** March 08, 2020, 04:10:42 PM »

I’m just so confused by all this. People freaking about him clipping on Rincon. Do you guys not have young kids that skate in your area? I’ve watched kids with zero ability huck themselves down the biggest shit at the skatepark with no parental supervision. It’s clear that this kid is REALLY FUCKING GOOD, he front smithed the new Santa Monica rail, you do know to front smith a down rail you need some sort of skills and a huge set of a balls right?

Then you got people getting upset he’s filming his kid. I’d be so proud of my son for skating like this, of course I’m going to show off. What I wouldn’t do is make an Instagram for 9 year old, or a cat/dog, newborn baby that does fucking nothing, like so many people do.

Christmas Complete · « **Reply #451 on:** March 08, 2020, 04:21:10 PM »

Quote from: Skart on March 08, 2020, 03:58:53 PM

Quote from: Esmith5488 on March 08, 2020, 03:28:33 PM
Expand Quote
I honestly feel so bad for this kid. He can’t even kick it on the couch without his dad putting a god damn camera in his face.
[close]

Have you tried writing a letter?

I'm waiting for the change.org petition

satan · « **Reply #452 on:** March 08, 2020, 04:49:30 PM »

Quote from: fakie nollie on March 08, 2020, 02:39:01 PM

Quote from: Shifty Flip on March 08, 2020, 03:39:53 AM
Expand Quote
Quote from: links, pics, and quotes on March 07, 2020, 10:31:06 PM
Expand Quote

[close]

Andrew Cannon must've looked into it like he said he would. Or did Mad Dawg demand more money and Olympic access and get denied?

Seriously though, buying a stolen bike of of a homeless man and trying to pass it off as helping both you son and the homeless man is a bad look. Be honest with yourself and your kid.
[close]

I wish I knew someone who said "I bought a bike off a homeless person to help them out" just so I could tell them how fucking stupid they are.

Ditto.
Socal translation..
"I bought a stolen bike off some tweaker"
Really helping out the community there, buddy!

Squidbeeksmuth · « **Reply #453 on:** March 08, 2020, 04:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Esmith5488 on March 08, 2020, 03:28:33 PM

I honestly feel so bad for this kid. He can’t even kick it on the couch without his dad putting a god damn camera in his face.

I have a feeling The Tank is loving it, always asking daddy how much his followers are going up. Then once he's old enough to have full control over his IG it's all a success, smiling while looking down at his empire.

cheetahsheets · « **Reply #454 on:** March 08, 2020, 04:56:18 PM »

Quote from: satan on March 08, 2020, 04:49:30 PM

Quote from: fakie nollie on March 08, 2020, 02:39:01 PM
Expand Quote
Quote from: Shifty Flip on March 08, 2020, 03:39:53 AM
Expand Quote
Quote from: links, pics, and quotes on March 07, 2020, 10:31:06 PM
Expand Quote

[close]

Andrew Cannon must've looked into it like he said he would. Or did Mad Dawg demand more money and Olympic access and get denied?

Seriously though, buying a stolen bike of of a homeless man and trying to pass it off as helping both you son and the homeless man is a bad look. Be honest with yourself and your kid.
[close]

I wish I knew someone who said "I bought a bike off a homeless person to help them out" just so I could tell them how fucking stupid they are.
[close]
Ditto.
Socal translation..
"I bought a stolen bike off some tweaker"
Really helping out the community there, buddy!

Fucking hilarious. I bet said person would be like I’m promoting capitalism and showing my kid what being a proud capitalist is like, just fucking bet.

fongool · « **Reply #455 on:** March 08, 2020, 05:03:43 PM »

gonna be funny when he's riding that bike around the neighborhood and some other kid recognizes it as his bike that just got stolen and then the parents accuse the dad of being the thief

Szechuan · « **Reply #456 on:** March 08, 2020, 05:57:16 PM »

Quote from: fongool on March 08, 2020, 05:03:43 PM

gonna be funny when he's riding that bike around the neighborhood and some other kid recognizes it as his bike that just got stolen and then the parents accuse the dad of being the thief

"Trae "The Tank" Montgomerys father is staying the night in the drunk tank after recent accusations of robbery of a neighbor's bicycle."

Chumbo · « **Reply #457 on:** April 04, 2020, 10:13:03 AM »

Bump

A HOMOSEXUAL PERSON · « **Reply #458 on:** April 04, 2020, 10:29:12 AM »

:(looks painful

Roast beef · « **Reply #459 on:** April 04, 2020, 10:53:08 AM »

Kid rips. Has better style and more skill than Zachary Allen. Could see him on Baker.

Tell Niggas Suck A Frank · « **Reply #460 on:** April 04, 2020, 11:05:28 AM »

#keephating

Pete · « **Reply #461 on:** April 04, 2020, 11:19:00 AM »

this thread sucks but RIP LPQ.

and Rick.

free max b

Jacob Gary · « **Reply #462 on:** April 04, 2020, 12:09:32 PM »

Nyjah feebled that 16 rail when he was 8.

Trae - 0
Nyjah - 1

Lowcalcium · « **Reply #463 on:** April 04, 2020, 12:24:30 PM »

Quote from: Gary Ate My Peanuts on April 04, 2020, 12:09:32 PM

Nyjah feebled that 16 rail when he was 8.

Trae - 0
Nyjah - 1

Not that it even remotely matters, but I'm pretty sure dreads Jah feebled it at 9. I got my old Thrashers upstairs somewhere maybe I can get to the bottom of this

Billy Bitchcakes · « **Reply #464 on:** April 04, 2020, 12:25:56 PM »

is that recent? he's gonna be bummed when he breaks his hip and can't be seen for 6 months because of the pandemic

Chris Hansen is back · « **Reply #465 on:** April 04, 2020, 01:32:12 PM »

The #stylematters really got me.

ungzilla · « **Reply #466 on:** April 04, 2020, 01:34:47 PM »

i hope this kid decides to get into tech skating so we can see how much this rube dad likes skating after he has to film 700 tries of some manual trick

Pegasus · « **Reply #467 on:** April 04, 2020, 05:47:09 PM »

Baseball is a hell of a drug

Jacob Gary · « **Reply #468 on:** April 04, 2020, 06:52:21 PM »

Quote from: Lowcalcium on April 04, 2020, 12:24:30 PM

Quote from: Gary Ate My Peanuts on April 04, 2020, 12:09:32 PM
Expand Quote
Nyjah feebled that 16 rail when he was 8.

Trae - 0
Nyjah - 1
[close]

Not that it even remotely matters, but I'm pretty sure dreads Jah feebled it at 9. I got my old Thrashers upstairs somewhere maybe I can get to the bottom of this

It was in skateboarder magazine and you could be right about him being 9.

Hyliannightmare · « **Reply #469 on:** April 04, 2020, 07:17:43 PM »

Quote from: expired on February 22, 2020, 08:00:37 PM

Its weird but its going to become more common with Olympics, etc. and its easier for us to see with everything being filmed.

Definitely weird

Chumbo · « **Reply #470 on:** April 05, 2020, 08:27:26 AM »

Wow - pretty interesting thoughts coming from a nine year old.

ArtVandelay · « **Reply #471 on:** April 05, 2020, 08:30:12 AM »

Damn 9 year old Trae is already a right wing conspiracy theorist

Sick Duck · « **Reply #472 on:** April 05, 2020, 08:56:04 AM »

What does he think about abortion tho

coyote2425 · « **Reply #473 on:** April 05, 2020, 08:59:29 AM »

Can't wait for his dad to find Slap and respond to every comment.

That'll be fun.

SHARPSHOOTER · « **Reply #474 on:** April 05, 2020, 09:31:57 AM »

It’s a legitimate question to ask. My city is FULL of homeless people. I figured it would be a wasteland of dead bodies but no they’re still picking up butts off the ground and licking poles.

IanBZHD · « **Reply #475 on:** April 05, 2020, 09:39:53 AM »

Quote from: SHARPSHOOTER on April 05, 2020, 09:31:57 AM

It’s a legitimate question to ask. My city is FULL of homeless people. I figured it would be a wasteland of dead bodies but no they’re still picking up butts off the ground and locking poles.

Man, I work a block off Skid Row. I'm waiting to see if that time bomb goes off...

Abyss1 · « **Reply #476 on:** April 05, 2020, 10:29:51 AM »

Quote from: SHARPSHOOTER on April 05, 2020, 09:31:57 AM

It’s a legitimate question to ask. My city is FULL of homeless people. I figured it would be a wasteland of dead bodies but no they’re still picking up butts off the ground and licking poles.

It’s actually not legit, shows his immaturity for sure...I lived close to SF my whole life and in 92 was introduced to the problem by my middle school teacher (very cool dude who also lived in his car).

But yes homeless people are always sick and hungry and not clean and aren’t doing well mentally either...so to assume because they are out on the streets that you should too, to skate, is completely fucked up way to see this pandemic

Christmas Complete · « **Reply #477 on:** April 05, 2020, 12:02:15 PM »

"Taxation is theft!" Trae "The Tank" Montgomery, age 9.

CRAILFISH TO REVERT · « **Reply #478 on:** April 05, 2020, 12:08:09 PM »

Homeless people have insane immune systems.

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #479 on:** April 05, 2020, 01:28:43 PM »

Quote from: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on April 05, 2020, 12:08:09 PM

Homeless people have insane immune systems.

Someone please write an article for Goop "Boost your immune system and save money with this lifestyle choice".

Author Topic: 9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad? (Read 109161 times)

Chumbo

Tell Niggas Suck A Frank

Jacob Gary

Jacob Gary

Chumbo

ArtVandelay