9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad?

[Lou Strux]

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Homeless people have insane immune systems.

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Someone please write an article for Goop "Boost your immune system and save money with this lifestyle choice".

!!!

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

Trae "das panzer" Montgomery

[Reed Richards]

Wow - pretty interesting thoughts coming from a nine year old.

Looks like his dumbass dad forgot to switch over to main to post this.

[fakie nollie]

Wow, Trae. Didn’t imagine you to be a flat-earther or rights activist. The more you know!

[too fakie]

Seems like some of the parents have a hard time giving up running their kid’s Instagram. I’ve met plenty of skate dads and the good ones know to stay out of the way and support from a distance. The bad ones try to live vicariously through their kids.

There’s one young kid that recently turned pro, and I’m convinced his dad still writes Father’s Day posts about himself.

[ungzilla]

good thing they cut out the obviously impending post-make bro hugs given their inclusion of the #socialdistancing hashtag

[SHARPSHOOTER]

Nice to see my anecdote about how no homeless people in my city got sick, got deleted

[Pete]

change the title to include the fact this 9 year old is a flat earther. do something i really dont know what mods even do here.

free max b

[ungzilla]

Nice to see my anecdote about how no homeless people in my city got sick, got deleted

It’s a legitimate question to ask. My city is FULL of homeless people. I figured it would be a wasteland of dead bodies but no they’re still picking up butts off the ground and licking poles.

yea man the man is just trying to silence you

[conqueso]

trae on 5G confirmed

[Tigersheets]

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Wow - pretty interesting thoughts coming from a nine year old.

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Looks like his dumbass dad forgot to switch over to main to post this.

“I guarantee the homeless will pass the coronavirus along and be a problem for social distancing/transmission, has anyone thought of why Spain has been hit so bad? Don’t they have mad homeless.”
-King Lion aka the bigcat

Personally I think this dad is a kook.

[Samson Simpson]

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Wow - pretty interesting thoughts coming from a nine year old.

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Looks like his dumbass dad forgot to switch over to main to post this.

I hope at least one of those Insta stories are LEGO-related. Or something about eating Gogurt and watching Breadwinners

[Madam, I'm Adam]

If I'm wrong please tell me, but I'd say that the reason it's not widely spread amongst homeless people is that A) homeless people don't travel to other countries and don't usually fraternize with people who do and B) they aren't usually frequenting enclosed public spaces. And that's assuming that homeless people aren't getting affected; maybe they are.

And the fact that a nine-year-old's Instagram is being used for this...I mean, come on.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

When I was 9 I told my teacher that I had my name legally changed to Wolverine over the summer

[fang]

Can't wait for his dad to find Slap and respond to every comment.

That'll be fun.

"I'll kick your ass!" 436 times

[wake and bacon]

i wonder if jamie thomas is gonna pass on this kid because he wears one elbow pad

shout out to chris coogan

[too fakie]

If I'm wrong please tell me, but I'd say that the reason it's not widely spread amongst homeless people is that A) homeless people don't travel to other countries and don't usually fraternize with people who do and B) they aren't usually frequenting enclosed public spaces. And that's assuming that homeless people aren't getting affected; maybe they are.

And the fact that a nine-year-old's Instagram is being used for this...I mean, come on.

Not a bad theory.

[Trickflip]

i wonder if jamie thomas is gonna pass on this kid because he wears one elbow pad

shout out to chris coogan

I've as well heard about that story.  Coogan is the man and has been better off sponsor-less and wearing an elbow pad, than if he were to ride for zero

[skatingisntspecialstupid]

Why is his dad training him to skate like its 2005? We already had a Trainwreck and a Ben Gilley. Learn some switch, Trea.

Edit: at least switch front board. But he needs to look more rugged to be a heshdawg.

[goeatsomefriedbread]

Trae "the socioeconomic think Tank" Montgomery (9 years)

[waffle]

Lmao this video is INSANE

[Owen]

Lmao this video is INSANE

haha lucky he had a helmet on otherwise those stacks wouldn't of been so hilarious.

Why doesn't anyone ever hit the two sets in a row? Is the second set too big or not enough space on the flat?

[urbneathme]

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If I'm wrong please tell me, but I'd say that the reason it's not widely spread amongst homeless people is that A) homeless people don't travel to other countries and don't usually fraternize with people who do and B) they aren't usually frequenting enclosed public spaces. And that's assuming that homeless people aren't getting affected; maybe they are.

And the fact that a nine-year-old's Instagram is being used for this...I mean, come on.

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Not a bad theory.

also since when did homeless people go to doctors for flu symptoms? statistics are based on tests administered, that’s a population not being tested, obviously. it’s a 9 year old’s logic, but also very obviously the total lack of awareness of some roidhead nonce.

[essal]

i don't know what i'm most skeptical about, the durability of traes knees when he hits puberty or his conspiracy theories.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

Why is his dad training him to skate like its 2005? We already had a Trainwreck and a Ben Gilley. Learn some switch, Trea.

Edit: at least switch front board. But he needs to look more rugged to be a heshdawg.

  Sthu, Trainwreck was gifted! don't be puttin him over with Ben gilley thanks very much.

[Ghost Lurker]

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i wonder if jamie thomas is gonna pass on this kid because he wears one elbow pad

shout out to chris coogan

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I've as well heard about that story.  Coogan is the man and has been better off sponsor-less and wearing an elbow pad, than if he were to ride for zero

If not mistaken, I do believe Coogan is Grimple for Grimple.

[ok boomer]

Kid going to have no knees or ankles by 17

[Donkey Lips]

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Why is his dad training him to skate like its 2005? We already had a Trainwreck and a Ben Gilley. Learn some switch, Trea.

Edit: at least switch front board. But he needs to look more rugged to be a heshdawg.

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  Sthu, Trainwreck was gifted! don't be puttin him over with Ben gilley thanks very much.

Traenwreck.

[ok boomer]

Lmao this video is INSANE

It may make me a bad person, but when he rode the rail using the front of his body, I laughed. A lot.

[Christmas Complete]

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Why is his dad training him to skate like its 2005? We already had a Trainwreck and a Ben Gilley. Learn some switch, Trea.

Edit: at least switch front board. But he needs to look more rugged to be a heshdawg.

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  Sthu, Trainwreck was gifted! don't be puttin him over with Ben gilley thanks very much.

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Traenwreck.

Beautiful