Author Topic: 9-Year-Old Trae ”The Tank” Montgomery Ollies A 20. But What's Up With His Dad?  (Read 109171 times)

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Oh hell yeah.  You can tell junkmaster was psyched.
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Lmfao this is amazing

Haha best thing on here in a while.

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I'd be so bummed if I had to go skating with my pops at that age

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Next Nyjah in the making, the kid's dad is what people imagine Ben Kadow's dad must have been like

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nigel's dad was a rad weed dealer and this dipshit is an OC douchebag

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He's a few years away from his rebellious phase. I wonder what he'll do when he inevitably hates his dad for a few years... Varsity Golf? First Seat Trombone? Travelling tennis?

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Always feel uncomfortable when stumbling on that insta. The dad should be investigated for sure. No doubt that’s child abuse.

Why the fuck are Santa Cruz endorsing it? They have seemingly normal people working in association with them like Kevin Braun and joe Perrin. Does no one step in a tell a TM that they shouldn’t be endorsing this?

He’s been off of Santa Cruz for a bit it seems like, but still on a bunch of other NHS shit.  I’d bet a dollar that his dad blew that deal up. 

The kid looks like he’s kind of growing up, and it seems like his dad is still writing his captions for him like it’s an account for the family dog. 
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Always feel uncomfortable when stumbling on that insta. The dad should be investigated for sure. No doubt that’s child abuse.

Why the fuck are Santa Cruz endorsing it? They have seemingly normal people working in association with them like Kevin Braun and joe Perrin. Does no one step in a tell a TM that they shouldn’t be endorsing this?
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He’s been off of Santa Cruz for a bit it seems like, but still on a bunch of other NHS shit.  I’d bet a dollar that his dad blew that deal up. 

The kid looks like he’s kind of growing up, and it seems like his dad is still writing his captions for him like it’s an account for the family dog.

I can imagine hes not to keen on telling people he goes to high school with that his nickname is tank

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Giving Tray's dad a run for his kid's money

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmKqZ7BAtUK/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
NGL, this kinda makes Mad Dog Montgomery look like a soft-ass mofukka.
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Childhood abuse. This is so sad.
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Anyone else get the feeling this kid is eventually going to fall of ?
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Anyone else get the feeling this kid is eventually going to fall of ?

Well he ollied a twenty when he was nine, it's not unreasonable to assume he will ollie a forty when he's 18

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Hate the guy, hate this whole situation, but I have to admit calling her the junkmaster was the funniest thing i've ever heard

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Well he ollied a twenty when he was nine, it's not unreasonable to assume he will ollie a forty when he's 18
I mean, will his knees even make it to 18? Totally missing my point though. What I was meaning is sponsors dropping him.
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Well he ollied a twenty when he was nine, it's not unreasonable to assume he will ollie a forty when he's 18
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I mean, will his knees even make it to 18? Totally missing my point though. What I was meaning is sponsors dropping him.

...it's a joke man

every time i see this kid i do think, if you're going to be a rad dad it's a way better plan to make your kid get good at fakie mannys and fundamental stuff than just dooming them with a hucker career. my kid is gonna have beautiful tasteful half-cab flips before i let him try to boardslide some community college rail

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hucking is cut, no one even likes that shit anymore.
i said this on the pod, but if yr gonna be an overbearing sports parent, train yr kid to be a left-handed pitcher (even if they're right-handed)--they can make tons of money til they're like 50.

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Anyone else get the feeling this kid is eventually going to fall of ?
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Well he ollied a twenty when he was nine, it's not unreasonable to assume he will ollie a forty when he's 18
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I mean, will his knees even make it to 18? Totally missing my point though. What I was meaning is sponsors dropping him.
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...it's a joke man

every time i see this kid i do think, if you're going to be a rad dad it's a way better plan to make your kid get good at fakie mannys and fundamental stuff than just dooming them with a hucker career. my kid is gonna have beautiful tasteful half-cab flips before i let him try to boardslide some community college rail
Yeah, sorry about that. I reread everything and I messed up. I didn't mean to sound aggro or anything. I am at work right now. My bad. But I see what you mean. But I agree with you about the fundamentals tbh. There's only so much you can throw yourself down before you just can't anymore.
Again, my apologies.
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Anyone else get the feeling this kid is eventually going to fall of ?
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Well he ollied a twenty when he was nine, it's not unreasonable to assume he will ollie a forty when he's 18
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I mean, will his knees even make it to 18? Totally missing my point though. What I was meaning is sponsors dropping him.
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...it's a joke man

every time i see this kid i do think, if you're going to be a rad dad it's a way better plan to make your kid get good at fakie mannys and fundamental stuff than just dooming them with a hucker career. my kid is gonna have beautiful tasteful half-cab flips before i let him try to boardslide some community college rail
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Yeah, sorry about that. I reread everything and I messed up. I didn't mean to sound aggro or anything. I am at work right now. My bad. But I see what you mean. But I agree with you about the fundamentals tbh. There's only so much you can throw yourself down before you just can't anymore.
Again, my apologies.

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hucking is cut, no one even likes that shit anymore.

That's the tragedy aspect of the whole thing. He's training his kid to be the biggest hucker just after all the hucks have been done and no one cares anymore. It'll probably be enough for a career as an Instagram skater, though.
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Got a new future-Trae/dad combo at my local. The other day the dad told the kid they would leave the skatepark after the kid attempted to ollie onto a manual pad 25 times.

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hucking is cut, no one even likes that shit anymore.
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That's the tragedy aspect of the whole thing. He's training his kid to be the biggest hucker just after all the hucks have been done and no one cares anymore. It'll probably be enough for a career as an Instagram skater, though.

but doctor, i am trae "the tank" montgomery

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i can see the tank becoming Cody Davis