Author Topic: DO YOU MISS STEVE BERRA? (Read 10089 times)

boi-cuzudo · « **Reply #90 on:** April 07, 2021, 11:42:25 PM »

what pro skaters are friends with Berra?

Ghost Face · « **Reply #91 on:** April 08, 2021, 12:14:28 AM »

Quote from: Agnarnomous on March 11, 2020, 08:31:05 AM

Fuck
Ass
No.
.......

Scientology has found a new skateboarding alien spirit boy in Aaron kyro. Berra is old news. He's probably chock full o' thetans now. If we don't start supporting the berrics more, he might never go clear.

Berries doesn't need our support. They're the qualifying park for USA Champs. https://usaskateboarding.com/

EvenStevieNicks · « **Reply #92 on:** April 08, 2021, 03:57:20 AM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on March 12, 2020, 01:10:38 PM

Quote from: DISTANT RUMOURS on March 12, 2020, 03:59:36 AM
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I've read it several times as a rumo(u)r: Is Koston actually a scientologist?

Wouldn't be surprised ...
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Looks like he dabbled in it:
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html

No where near as much as Berra:
https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

And YouTube preteen favorite Aaron Kyro:
https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/a/aaron-kyro.html

Whoa, Kyro is deep... OT6! But Berra needed the Purification Rundown in '99, so maybe he was having issues around that time?

It's fuckin' wild that you can search this shit.

ok boomer · « **Reply #93 on:** April 08, 2021, 04:12:51 AM »

Super power rundown

HeapsCool · « **Reply #94 on:** April 08, 2021, 05:47:41 AM »

Steve Berra won’t even accept my follow request on Instagram :'( :'( :'(

IpathCats · « **Reply #95 on:** April 08, 2021, 06:24:05 AM »

.....Nah

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #96 on:** April 08, 2021, 06:27:24 AM »

Just dropping in to say the recent Bronze56k radio has a hilarious Berra-themed faux commercial.

IpathCats · « **Reply #97 on:** April 08, 2021, 06:30:15 AM »

Quote from: PatrickSkateman on April 08, 2021, 06:27:24 AM

Just dropping in to say the recent Bronze56k radio has a hilarious Berra-themed faux commercial.

Time to coin the phrase faux-mercial for that style of parody humor.

Idk · « **Reply #98 on:** April 08, 2021, 07:45:19 AM »

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #99 on:** April 08, 2021, 08:25:26 AM »

You know, if you listen to the song "Daniel" by Elton John, but substitute "Berra" for Daniel in the song's lyrics as you listen, it makes for quite the profound experience.

theotherguy · « **Reply #100 on:** April 08, 2021, 09:54:02 AM »

Maybe save the negativity for the skaters that have done terrible shit to other people?

Trashcon · « **Reply #101 on:** April 08, 2021, 09:56:39 AM »

"Yeah, that's gonna be a "no" from me, dog"

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #102 on:** April 08, 2021, 10:34:12 AM »

Quote from: theotherguy on April 08, 2021, 09:54:02 AM

Maybe save the negativity for the skaters that have done terrible shit to other people?

There's not a limited supply of negativity. We can talk plenty of shit about Steve Berra and still have enough left for the Pat Duffys and Johans of the world.

Uknowmyinsta · « **Reply #103 on:** April 08, 2021, 11:00:38 AM »

Quote from: Reed Richards on April 07, 2021, 11:46:57 AM

To be honest, I kind of want this one board of his as a wall hanger for reasons.

I think I still have a couple of these stickers. They don't even say Berra on them. I sold a few on ebay a couple years back and stated that in bold as a key selling feature.

DISTANT RUMOURS · « **Reply #104 on:** April 08, 2021, 11:45:41 AM »

The times I talked/contacted him for random stuff he was always very helpful and friendly.
I didn't get "asshole" vibes from at all to be honest ...

But the whole scientology stuff is beyond cringe/awful so it balances everything out I guess.

non-playable character · « **Reply #105 on:** April 08, 2021, 01:05:59 PM »

Quote from: DISTANT RUMOURS on April 08, 2021, 11:45:41 AM

The times I talked/contacted him for random stuff he was always very helpful and friendly.
I didn't get "asshole" vibes from at all to be honest ...

But the whole scientology stuff is beyond cringe/awful so it balances everything out I guess.

That must be some random ass stuff if you had to contact Berra for it

Abyss1 · « **Reply #106 on:** April 08, 2021, 01:11:35 PM »

The first couple years the Berrics came out I actually was a fan of his skating then...It got really weird after Reda came on

smellsdead · « **Reply #107 on:** April 08, 2021, 01:14:39 PM »

in the beginning there was steven

slimeballs · « **Reply #108 on:** April 08, 2021, 01:28:17 PM »

Berras from Nebraska so he can turn on his normal midwestern guy persona if the situation warrants

chrisskates808 · « **Reply #109 on:** April 08, 2021, 01:53:56 PM »

Who misses him?

goo goo goo joob · « **Reply #110 on:** April 08, 2021, 01:59:27 PM »

one time Berra came to the spot and introduced himself to every skater one by one. "Hi, I'm Steve," he said as he shook our hands. It was strange. He didn't bring his board.

Mr. Stinky · « **Reply #111 on:** April 08, 2021, 02:18:37 PM »

Quote from: goo goo goo joob on April 08, 2021, 01:59:27 PM

one time Berra came to the spot and introduced himself to every skater one by one. "Hi, I'm Steve," he said as he shook our hands. It was strange. He didn't bring his board.

If I were there I would have insisted on calling him "Mr. Berra" just to see how it went over.