Who would you rather date...

[Tracersbrother]

Andy Roy or Brian Patch. Brian was my woodward counselor when I was about 14 and he was a creep. He tried getting all the skaters to hook up with the girl gymnasts and I remember one of the older kids banged one in our bunk and Brian hid in the closet and jacked off. True story. I guess it's better than getting aids and the corona virus from Andy. Priya is a pro hoe and she sucks

[Tracersbrother]

Priya said on her insta that Andy smoked PCP and Heroin everyday when he was supposed to be clean. He probably did it to deal with that nasty tramp. Imagine fucking Andy Roy and Brian Soul Patch. You have a nasty imagination boyzzzzzz

[bigbevev]

Pcp, damn? Rip ride!

[dooley]

He hid and jacked off while watching? Ew.

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

I'm going to dip myself completely in hand sanitizer because I felt gross reading this post.

[legion]

No closets at Woodward but nice try.

[Agnarnomous]

He hid and jacked off while watching? Ew.

Yea, who hides? That's disgusting.

[Dante Bichette]

Roy for the drugs which I'd then sell. All about the profit.

[Raccoon Manne]

If I was a pro ho with chemically treated hair, I'd double dip my dudes.

[Christmas Complete]

Roy for the drugs stolen boards which I'd then sell. All about the profit.