What's with the Ben K hateboner?

[Dante Bichette]

I know some of his outfits are y'know. But dude's skating is solid and his trick selection is damn good.

[ArtVandelay]

I know some of his outfits are y'know. But dude's skating is solid and his trick selection is damn good.

Yeah that’s the thing.. It’s not.

[ArtVandelay]

Also.. hateboner? Sick name for a thrash metal band

[Dante Bichette]

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I know some of his outfits are y'know. But dude's skating is solid and his trick selection is damn good.

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Yeah that’s the thing.. It’s not.

How so? I still have yet to see a part from him and think "that sucked". Better than anything Fred Gall ever put out.

[ungzilla]

grim and frostbitten boner of hatred impaled upon the cross of the northern moonforest

[Dante Bichette]

Why do you need an explanation for why strangers on the internet dislike something you like?

Cause I'm bored as shit and have nothing else to do. Why else would I be on this shitshow of a site?

[Christmas Complete]

Why do you need an explanation for why strangers on the internet dislike something you like?

Why'd you delete your "Who do you want to get coronavirus" thread?

[Dwyck]

everything good about him is clearly and obviously hateable. Like I love that chubby dork trick skinhead but I understand that he is a chubby dork trick skinhead, and he rides for supreme, and he's never done an interview, and he's a middle class brooklyn transplant, and he skates his pro model board with the grip cut out so his name is out on the top ply, and his blessed part was 7 minutes long, and there's footage of him skating mccarren in boxer briefs, and FA tried to sell a novelty jacket with his name wrapped around a dragon on it, and

[Dante Bichette]

everything good about him is clearly and obviously hateable. Like I love that chubby dork trick skinhead but I understand that he is a chubby dork trick skinhead, and he rides for supreme, and he's never done an interview, and he's a middle class brooklyn transplant, and he skates his pro model board with the grip cut out so his name is out on the top ply, and his blessed part was 7 minutes long, and there's footage of him skating mccarren in boxer briefs, and FA tried to sell a novelty jacket with his name wrapped around a dragon on it, and

Ngl If I was pro I'd always skate with my name cut out on some real narcissistic shit.

[Scott Chegg]

Ben k does a lot of shit that no one else is doing, like that back lip (or was it front, I cant rly remember) on that brick thing in the supreme video, that shit was sooo fucked. Even if he looks like a neonazi and I don’t like how he dresses I don’t think he deserves hate

[Christmas Complete]

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Why do you need an explanation for why strangers on the internet dislike something you like?

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Why'd you delete your "Who do you want to get coronavirus" thread?

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It's gone?

Yeah, it was gone the day after it was posted. I was a little disappointed. On topic, Ben K is pretty gnarly, but super unappealing.

edit: I didn't wish that on you, Rick. Good luck, bud.

[Fernandito]

I like his style. It’s kind of like watching Vladimir Putin or a fascist riot officer skate

[Burt Ward]

The only Ben K that matters.

[cheetahsheets]

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Why do you need an explanation for why strangers on the internet dislike something you like?

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Why'd you delete your "Who do you want to get coronavirus" thread?

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It's gone?

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Yeah, it was gone the day after it was posted. I was a little disappointed. On topic, Ben K is pretty gnarly, but super unappealing.

edit: I didn't wish that on you, Rick. Good luck, bud.

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Well someone got their wish.

Damn Rick how is it bro? Like u being serious homie? praying for you my dude, may the power of the big cats help all skate brethren thru these tough times!

Shalom

[cheetahsheets]

everything good about him is clearly and obviously hateable. Like I love that chubby dork trick skinhead but I understand that he is a chubby dork trick skinhead, and he rides for supreme, and he's never done an interview, and he's a middle class brooklyn transplant, and he skates his pro model board with the grip cut out so his name is out on the top ply, and his blessed part was 7 minutes long, and there's footage of him skating mccarren in boxer briefs, and FA tried to sell a novelty jacket with his name wrapped around a dragon on it, and

I mean it’s kind of crazy to think this is how people view ben K now. Like I remember when his hockey 2 part came out and every single person on this messageboard thought he was the next coming of Jamie Thomas. Once the supreme shit really took off with him and they started to really market his zaniness everyone started joining the hate train. He reminds me of the skate version of GWAR. His kickflip off the electrical box in blessed is easily my favorite trick of the video, so if that’s a dork trick then damn I fucking hate that normie shit.

[shitsandwich]

I just think it’s strange the way he puts his front foot so far back before he pops his tricks. no h8 tho

[cheetahsheets]

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Why do you need an explanation for why strangers on the internet dislike something you like?

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Why'd you delete your "Who do you want to get coronavirus" thread?

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It's gone?

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Yeah, it was gone the day after it was posted. I was a little disappointed. On topic, Ben K is pretty gnarly, but super unappealing.

edit: I didn't wish that on you, Rick. Good luck, bud.

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Well someone got their wish.

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Damn Rick how is it bro? Like u being serious homie? praying for you my dude, may the power of the big cats help all skate brethren thru these tough times!

Shalom

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We're all gonna die someday and I've had a pretty sweet fucking awesome life.

Rick this is how I’ve felt since going thru my medical stuff earlier this year until now. If I’m out fuck the big cat had a wild ride, including the ability to become a big cat, which is the greatest of all prizes of my life arguably.

[ColinYourAssOut]

I definitely don't have what you kids are calling a "hateboner" for Ben, rather, I appreciate his skating.

However, my issue with Ben is this -

His name.

I can never, ever see his last name without imagining a fucking Batman fight scene with someone being knocked out and those giant colorful explosion text bubbles popping up with his name on it.  KADOW!  The Joker gets KO'ed, and Gotham is safe once again.  Which reminds me, what the fuck was King Tut's special ability on that show when he'd be the villain that popped up once or twice?  I kind of remember him looking like the singer from Smash Mouth, and for the life of me, I have no recollection of what made him a villain that was a worthy opponent of the Batman. 

So, in honor of Ben, I've modified things as needed to make all right in the universe, he can use my graphic if he'd like, it only took me about 5 minutes in my 15 year old bootlegged copy of Photoshop.



Ben, if you're reading this and choose to use my idea, I just ask for one deck in return for the concept.  Beyond that, have at it, get rich on this shit, you've earned it, any guy who can go out in public wearing some of those wacky outfits you do deserves nothing but good.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

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Why do you need an explanation for why strangers on the internet dislike something you like?

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Why'd you delete your "Who do you want to get coronavirus" thread?

please remake

[Sativa Lung]

grim and frostbitten boner of hatred impaled upon the cross of the northern moonforest

That's the new BaKu guy right?

[versacekid420]

shut up ben

[JANUS]

Does he still look like Caillou?

[pdknox]

i enjoy the fits.  i enjoy the skating

[HugeBodBoyle]

I don't hate him, I just don't really have any interest in watching him skate.

[Uncle Flea]

TIGHT PANTS!!! Damnit. That goofy boy shit is a trap don't do it.

Prints suck. Crust up for real. Dental floss and time ked.

Dodge that soap

[switchmongojazzpush]

everything good about him is clearly and obviously hateable. Like I love that chubby dork trick skinhead but I understand that he is a chubby dork trick skinhead, and he rides for supreme, and he's never done an interview, and he's a middle class brooklyn transplant, and he skates his pro model board with the grip cut out so his name is out on the top ply, and his blessed part was 7 minutes long, and there's footage of him skating mccarren in boxer briefs, and FA tried to sell a novelty jacket with his name wrapped around a dragon on it, and

He's done a Village Psychic interview and a Thrasher "Heads" interview.
 

[Dante Bichette]

TIGHT PANTS!!! Damnit. That goofy boy shit is a trap don't do it.

Prints suck. Crust up for real. Dental floss and time ked.

Dodge that soap

Wait his crust pants are printed? If true that's actually fucking hilarious.

[Szechuan]

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TIGHT PANTS!!! Damnit. That goofy boy shit is a trap don't do it.

Prints suck. Crust up for real. Dental floss and time ked.

Dodge that soap

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Wait his crust pants are printed? If true that's actually fucking hilarious.

Aiden's are too right? It's all prefab.

[Uncle Flea]

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TIGHT PANTS!!! Damnit. That goofy boy shit is a trap don't do it.

Prints suck. Crust up for real. Dental floss and time ked.

Dodge that soap

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Wait his crust pants are printed? If true that's actually fucking hilarious.

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Aiden's are too right? It's all prefab.

I don't know anything about 917s pants.

I love the blue vans no laces though. That's sick. Fakie manny down the hill. Fire.

That kids going to be beast

[victor doom]

Does he still look like Caillou?

that would explain the hate. Fuck that whiny little shit (Caillou, that is)