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I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« on: March 21, 2020, 08:14:44 AM »
When I run out of paper towels should I use my Vans socks, or my Thrasher socks, or my Stance socks, or Psockadelics?
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2020, 08:15:39 AM »
Definitely psocks. Fit like garbage.
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2020, 08:20:49 AM »
Definitely psocks. Fit like garbage.

Yeah and they got heel holes quicker than any socks I've had. Even my Walmart dress socks.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2020, 08:23:14 AM »
Let us know when you get to griptape.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2020, 08:26:13 AM »
Ok, but how did it feel?

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2020, 08:32:47 AM »
Ok, but how did it feel?

Slightly softer than grip tape. Fortunately being a skater for 30+ years has made me slightly masochistic. Just hope I don't have to shit more than once or twice a day.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2020, 08:44:17 AM »
You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which  now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2020, 08:48:26 AM »
You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which  now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.

Well yeah. You like fucking read my mind. Fuck xenon man!
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2020, 08:53:11 AM »
Baby wipes all day

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2020, 08:53:21 AM »
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You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which  now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2020, 08:55:51 AM »
Baby wipes all day

Saving them for the baby.
And don't flush em.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2020, 08:56:01 AM »

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2020, 09:03:30 AM »

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2020, 09:10:15 AM »
Truth
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2020, 09:38:56 AM »
I have lurked here for 20 years and never made an account, but did today for one reason: get a bidet from Amazon for $30. You won't have to worry about TP shortage and your life will improve in general.

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2020, 09:46:30 AM »
I have lurked here for 20 years and never made an account, but did today for one reason: get a bidet from Amazon for $30. You won't have to worry about TP shortage and your life will improve in general.

Why didn't you give us this info 20 yrs ago?
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2020, 09:47:38 AM »
This whole thing's such a turnoff for ass eaters.

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2020, 09:51:48 AM »
This whole thing's such a turnoff for ass eaters.

Being an ass eater myself I offer my sincerest apologies.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2020, 10:03:26 AM »
No apologies required, my good man. Didn't people of Rome back in the day wipe their asses with a stick or something? We'll make it work, somehow.

A bidet sounds like a good idea.

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2020, 10:15:13 AM »
Never done before? I've ran out and resorted to paper towels. If they're quality it ain't so bad.

What I don't recommend is using a paper towel for a coffee filter. Taste bad and probably has bleach and shit in there

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2020, 10:18:08 AM »
I’d rather hop in the shower and clean off my shit like that.  Would never use paper towels to wipe, that will give you a raw asshole. It’s straight up barbaric.

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2020, 10:20:24 AM »
I’d rather hop in the shower and clean off my shit like that.  Would never use paper towels to wipe, that will give you a raw asshole. It’s straight up barbaric.

Hahahaha
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2020, 10:26:24 AM »
Just ordered a bidet attachment for my toilet, son. Get on that

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2020, 10:29:07 AM »
Finally a thread that isn’t pure shit.

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2020, 10:30:08 AM »
Just ordered a bidet attachment for my toilet, son. Get on that

Those will be sold out next.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2020, 10:31:55 AM »
Finally a thread that isn’t pure shit.

Haha. You're welcome.
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2020, 10:32:18 AM »

Dude in fallen hat teaches you how to wipe with just one sheet of toilet paper.

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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2020, 10:35:27 AM »
Fucking genius!
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Re: I just wiped my ass with a paper towel
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2020, 10:49:20 AM »
One time I used papertowels to flush down my apartment a while ago because I ran out of TP and was too lazy to go to a store for like a week or two, and the papertowels went down well, or so it seemed, well one day it clogged and I couldn’t get the shit out with a plunger, I was like fuck I’m gonna have to pay for a plumber, but luckily the next day I had to take a flight for a 3 week job stint. I was like maybe by the time I get back the natural pressure will push the shit/papertowels back up. When I came home from the trip my bathroom/apartment smelled fucking terrible, the shit had come back up from the toilet and so had the papertowels, got some gloves and removed the papertowels and disposed of them in the trash, and then flushed the toilet. Gave my bathroom/apartment 40-50 axe double pits to chesty for like a 24 hour period. So yeah didn’t have to pay for a plumber, but fuck was that gross.


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