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psuckadelic

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« on: March 21, 2020, 02:45:14 PM »
What does this number mean? How does it work? And why am I already in the negative?
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Re: Rep
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2020, 08:23:41 PM »
This is the Fujimora quotient.  It basically aggregates every single character you’ve ever typed on here, and runs them through a series of statistical analyses.  From here, a rough psychological profile is created using a secret algorithm. The end result is a numerical score.  This score actually has multiple functions.

First, the number you see is actually a reference number so field agents in the FBI/CIA don’t have to spend all day searching for your docket, were the need arise.  They need only enter the numerical  Fujimora quotient.

The next thing that happens with Fujimora quotients is that they are telepathically uploaded to an ancient alien robotic race approximately 400 trillion light years away.  They are called the Replerrkrotrons (At least this is the closest approximation to what it would be, as human brains are not capable of recreating the alien speech) In return, they have been uploading technical specs for new technology so we may one day bend reality to our will as they have. 

It’s rather ingenious how they hid it in plain sight like that.  Sadly, I don’t know any more about the Rep system.  There are undoubtedly more secrets behind the one-sided-mirror of the Fujimora quotient.  Alien autopsies?  Inter-dimensional travel?  Time warps?  Who knows.

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Re: Rep
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2020, 09:35:38 PM »
This is the Fujimora quotient.  It basically aggregates every single character you’ve ever typed on here, and runs them through a series of statistical analyses.  From here, a rough psychological profile is created using a secret algorithm. The end result is a numerical score.  This score actually has multiple functions.

First, the number you see is actually a reference number so field agents in the FBI/CIA don’t have to spend all day searching for your docket, were the need arise.  They need only enter the numerical  Fujimora quotient.

The next thing that happens with Fujimora quotients is that they are telepathically uploaded to an ancient alien robotic race approximately 400 trillion light years away.  They are called the Replerrkrotrons (At least this is the closest approximation to what it would be, as human brains are not capable of recreating the alien speech) In return, they have been uploading technical specs for new technology so we may one day bend reality to our will as they have. 

It’s rather ingenious how they hid it in plain sight like that.  Sadly, I don’t know any more about the Rep system.  There are undoubtedly more secrets behind the one-sided-mirror of the Fujimora quotient.  Alien autopsies?  Inter-dimensional travel?  Time warps?  Who knows.

Never would have guessed. I figured I'm going into the negative because I've pretty much only been commenting on the thread I authored and was breaking some unwritten participation rule. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Re: Rep
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2020, 11:47:20 PM »
This is the Fujimora quotient.  It basically aggregates every single character you’ve ever typed on here, and runs them through a series of statistical analyses.  From here, a rough psychological profile is created using a secret algorithm. The end result is a numerical score.  This score actually has multiple functions.

First, the number you see is actually a reference number so field agents in the FBI/CIA don’t have to spend all day searching for your docket, were the need arise.  They need only enter the numerical  Fujimora quotient.

The next thing that happens with Fujimora quotients is that they are telepathically uploaded to an ancient alien robotic race approximately 400 trillion light years away.  They are called the Replerrkrotrons (At least this is the closest approximation to what it would be, as human brains are not capable of recreating the alien speech) In return, they have been uploading technical specs for new technology so we may one day bend reality to our will as they have. 

It’s rather ingenious how they hid it in plain sight like that.  Sadly, I don’t know any more about the Rep system.  There are undoubtedly more secrets behind the one-sided-mirror of the Fujimora quotient.  Alien autopsies?  Inter-dimensional travel?  Time warps?  Who knows.
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Re: Rep
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2020, 09:47:22 AM »
If you make good posts you get negative rep. If you suck the right dicks (hint there arent any) you get the number to go up a little bit. Truest posters have 0 rep

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Re: Rep
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2020, 02:13:48 AM »
If you make good posts you get negative rep. If you suck the right dicks (hint there arent any) you get the number to go up a little bit. Truest posters have 0 rep

So negative and positive rep is neither pos or neg for your profile? It should be at 0? Please be serious i really want to know haha. I got -2 i think and i thought i done some bad.

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Re: Rep
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2020, 03:29:41 AM »
its not plus and minus its kooks and gnars and neither of those words actually mean anything so

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Re: Rep
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2020, 09:15:09 AM »
This is the Fujimora quotient.  It basically aggregates every single character you’ve ever typed on here, and runs them through a series of statistical analyses.  From here, a rough psychological profile is created using a secret algorithm. The end result is a numerical score.  This score actually has multiple functions.

First, the number you see is actually a reference number so field agents in the FBI/CIA don’t have to spend all day searching for your docket, were the need arise.  They need only enter the numerical  Fujimora quotient.

The next thing that happens with Fujimora quotients is that they are telepathically uploaded to an ancient alien robotic race approximately 400 trillion light years away.  They are called the Replerrkrotrons (At least this is the closest approximation to what it would be, as human brains are not capable of recreating the alien speech) In return, they have been uploading technical specs for new technology so we may one day bend reality to our will as they have. 

It’s rather ingenious how they hid it in plain sight like that.  Sadly, I don’t know any more about the Rep system.  There are undoubtedly more secrets behind the one-sided-mirror of the Fujimora quotient.  Alien autopsies?  Inter-dimensional travel?  Time warps?  Who knows.

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Re: Rep
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2020, 12:59:43 PM »
Can someone help my rep go up? Zach's too, he's the homie who gave me detailed advice on kickflips.

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2020, 09:44:35 PM »
Can someone help my rep go up? Zach's too, he's the homie who gave me detailed advice on kickflips.

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Re: Rep
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2020, 08:13:10 AM »
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Can someone help my rep go up? Zach's too, he's the homie who gave me detailed advice on kickflips.
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