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chris joslin of his wife.
« on: March 26, 2020, 06:40:07 AM »
this fucked me up a little.

they seemed like a good match.

vloggin and shit.

livin that anti vax life.

they got a kid on the way too.

been seeing headlines about the expected rise in divorces.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-lawyers-expect-a-rise-in-divorces-after-self-isolation.html






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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2020, 06:44:21 AM »
Who are they letting down and who loves them? 

Goddman people are so melodramatic on social media.  STFU with all that nonsense.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2020, 06:46:01 AM »
Quality thread bro

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2020, 06:46:17 AM »
Divorces are skyrocketing due to the quarantine.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2020, 07:09:38 AM »
Probably Joslin has a mindset of a teenager and wifey got sick of it or she just wanted to take her daughter for vaccination and he started to foam from his mouth.
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2020, 07:10:00 AM »
Divorces are skyrocketing due to the quarantine.

Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2020, 07:19:36 AM »
People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2020, 07:30:11 AM »
The new baby isn't Chris's. Ryan Fabry fucked another PLAN B pros wife again. First Shef now Joslin

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2020, 07:30:59 AM »
The new baby isn't Chris's. Ryan Fabry fucked another PLAN B pros wife again. First Shef now Joslin

This is the funniest post of 2020. You're killing TB

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2020, 07:41:33 AM »
People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2020, 07:48:52 AM »
He just needs to find a chill girl

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2020, 08:09:49 AM »
The creepiest thing is that she made an Instagram account for her 3 yo daughter... That's some awful mini miss shit.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2020, 08:11:48 AM »
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2020, 08:15:46 AM »
Probably Joslin has a mindset of a teenager and wifey got sick of it or she just wanted to take her daughter for vaccination and he started to foam from his mouth.
My thoughts exactly
‘We need to make sure the diaper bag is full and ready for any needs for the baby’
‘AND to make sure my lungs have weed smoke on them’

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2020, 08:18:41 AM »
this fucked me up a little.

really?

OP of having a life

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2020, 08:21:18 AM »
He just needs to find a chill girl

Don't we all?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2020, 08:25:11 AM »
Interesting that she would formally post about this on Instagram but this isn't too uncommon in skateboarding unfortunately. I know that Chris Cole is separated from Red, Daewon remarried (I think), Tony Hawk is with his 4th wife. I think the life of a professional skateboarder (constantly traveling, going out on film missions, etc.) can have its toll on relationships.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2020, 08:28:03 AM »
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The new baby isn't Chris's. Ryan Fabry fucked another PLAN B pros wife again. First Shef now Joslin
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2020, 08:31:27 AM »
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this fucked me up a little.
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really?

OP of having a life

yeah.

really.

just like how i thought.

nhs was out of business.

fucking imbeciles.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2020, 08:42:40 AM »
atleast it's mutual.



right?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2020, 08:45:52 AM »
Probably no pre-nup, respek

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2020, 08:47:27 AM »
atleast it's mutual.



right?

if it is.

somebody dm him.

like a man.

tell him to update his shit.




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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2020, 08:50:33 AM »
this genuinely made me sad. I thought he was on some real family shit. Joslin looks as far from the goofy teenager manchild as you can get in his interviews. He had that 'responsible' young dad vibe, maybe thats the problem, too serious. I wonder how this will affect his hammer throwing?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2020, 08:55:10 AM »
strange to leave his wife when she's weeks away from having a baby

maybe its not his kid?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2020, 08:55:47 AM »
this genuinely made me sad. I thought he was on some real family shit. Joslin looks as far from the goofy teenager manchild as you can get in his interviews. He had that 'responsible' young dad vibe, maybe thats the problem, too serious. I wonder how this will affect his hammer throwing?

What is happening in your sig? Kid passed out or slipped on a skateboard?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2020, 08:57:00 AM »
Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends.  ;D
Warm Up Zone. Let's watch some skateboarding videos.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2020, 08:58:31 AM »
Oh well. This just means its time to upgrade for chris. Onto the next. Take this time for personal reflection. Unfortunate for the children most of all.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2020, 08:58:52 AM »
NFB, take a break, bud.
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2020, 09:01:04 AM »
She probably got a big head and started researching vaccination  >:( Wise up lady!

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2020, 09:01:52 AM »
She has to have rich parents. This chick is so melodramatic that only a member of the Laguna Beach country club kind of way. No way Chris is affording all those Louie bags, nice cars and supporting a kid with his girl not working.