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Nyjah eats poo
« on: April 08, 2020, 04:25:59 PM »
"I’ve been eating s*** my whole life.

That’s why when people ask me stuff like, Nyjah, how did you become the No. 1 skateboarder in the world? I give ’em an answer they probably aren’t expecting.

I eat poo."

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/nyjah-huston-skateboarding-covid-19-tokyo-olympics

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2020, 04:40:02 PM »
who?

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2020, 04:41:43 PM »
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2020, 05:16:54 PM »
There was no wire. Clark's planet needed him.
 Note: Clark Hassler died on the way back to his home planet.

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2020, 05:29:22 PM »
the punchline is worth the wait. its all the way at end when he delivers, "And then — I send it."

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2020, 05:32:16 PM »
the punchline is worth the wait. its all the way at end when he delivers, "And then — I send it."

In PILES.

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2020, 05:37:09 PM »
No. 1 skateboarder?? He's humble too.

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2020, 05:39:50 PM »
*waiting for poo

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2020, 08:15:56 PM »
the punchline is worth the wait. its all the way at end when he delivers, "And then — I send it."

:/ thought this was a joke.

What a tosser.

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2020, 08:25:48 PM »
Poojah
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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As Fuck.

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Re: Nyjah eats poo
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2020, 08:37:05 PM »
Nyjah Poostain?