SF Skate Rape Culture

[Lowcalcium]

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This guy is the Dunning-Kruger effect personified.

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What do that mean bro lol

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Basically that you don’t realize you’re an idiot because you’re too much of an idiot to realize such things.

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Right on G

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Were you really raised in a Orphanage?

Do you miss your parents?

Do you realize that you live in a Civilization and sometimes you have to follow rules and norms for the greater good of society?

Can you Answer these Ruben?

[Christmas Complete]

Yeah and I made six figures bussing at red lobster 

Cheese biscuits, though

[Xoflipxo]

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Whenever I come here I just see soft ass lying ass niggas lol, niggas trying to press niggas about selling like we try to sell😂 like niggas run ads 😂😂😂 niggas trying to attack character flaws, bro come on knock all that lame shit off bro if niggas want to come run this fade let's do it but I don't see why y'all gone sit here online and continue even tho I've proven where I be at and what I do all day and where I'll be waiting for niggas when they wanna slide

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We don’t live in your city, tonto

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Yes, some of you do for a fact I know that

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You know this cause someone said you cried at soma

😂😂 nigga In what world if you did see me I was roba ly tweaking off not landing something fasho was rage in my eyes not no tears if you seen me do anything other than land tricks, cuz that's all I do is land tricks or be pissed off that I'm not landing tricks there's no in between I never do nothing else no socializing none of dat

[figureitout]

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Ruben couldn't Spell, grammar, or punctuate his way out of a wet paper bag...Looking at his spaghetti arms I don't think he could punch his way out either.

Absolute cobwebs between his rape apologist ears.

I'm really confused as to how a bar back spinning trays and collecting glasses really earns an establishment any money let alone millions. I suppose you play a role in allowing for them to be filled again, seems like a fairly insignificant role. 

The fact you skate for a dogshit company where 80% of the product is pink yet act this hard is hilarious, way to run down the sidewalk after all your stolen pink merchandise, you really put the fear in the TL.

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As a person who has owned and/or managed bars/nightclubs/venues for nearly 20 years, I can speak on this with a modicum of experience.
I imagine a situation like this...
“Ruben. Goddammit, Ruben, get over here!”
“Yes sir?”
“...This is the last time I want to tell you, you’re paid to gather glassware and restock the bar; cut it out with the tray twirling shit. You’re not Tom Cruise & this isn’t the bar back version of Cocktail.
Now get back to work. They’re running short on Coupes, Flutes, Pints & Rocks glasses, so make that your first priority, then restock the straws & napkins. Finally, make sure there’s plenty of ass-wipe in the bathrooms.”
“Yes sir.”
“And Chicas... If I see you spinning that tray one more time, you can go back to blowing dudes for cash in the alley.”
“Yes sir.”

hahahaha this had me dying, God speed Lou.

Ruben "Yes Sir" Chicas AKA Ruben "We take our time out to fuck niggas nice and slow when we catch them and they been running they mouth... we put dick deep inside of nigggas and grab the back of they neck and have them call niggas daddy" Chicas AKA Ruben "Little Girls Sandwhich" Chicas (Thanks A. Applebum)

Calling all PAL photoshop professionals to cook Ruben "Broke BarBack Mountain" Chicas

Nice to see Silky Johnson entering the party.

[Xoflipxo]

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Ruben couldn't Spell, grammar, or punctuate his way out of a wet paper bag...Looking at his spaghetti arms I don't think he could punch his way out either.

Absolute cobwebs between his rape apologist ears.

I'm really confused as to how a bar back spinning trays and collecting glasses really earns an establishment any money let alone millions. I suppose you play a role in allowing for them to be filled again, seems like a fairly insignificant role. 

The fact you skate for a dogshit company where 80% of the product is pink yet act this hard is hilarious, way to run down the sidewalk after all your stolen pink merchandise, you really put the fear in the TL.

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As a person who has owned and/or managed bars/nightclubs/venues for nearly 20 years, I can speak on this with a modicum of experience.
I imagine a situation like this...
“Ruben. Goddammit, Ruben, get over here!”
“Yes sir?”
“...This is the last time I want to tell you, you’re paid to gather glassware and restock the bar; cut it out with the tray twirling shit. You’re not Tom Cruise & this isn’t the bar back version of Cocktail.
Now get back to work. They’re running short on Coupes, Flutes, Pints & Rocks glasses, so make that your first priority, then restock the straws & napkins. Finally, make sure there’s plenty of ass-wipe in the bathrooms.”
“Yes sir.”
“And Chicas... If I see you spinning that tray one more time, you can go back to blowing dudes for cash in the alley.”
“Yes sir.”

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hahahaha this had me dying, God speed Lou.

Ruben "Yes Sir" Chicas AKA Ruben "We take our time out to fuck niggas nice and slow when we catch them and they been running they mouth... we put dick deep inside of nigggas and grab the back of they neck and have them call niggas daddy" Chicas AKA Ruben "Little Girls Sandwhich" Chicas (Thanks A. Applebum)

Calling all PAL photoshop professionals to cook Ruben "Broke BarBack Mountain" Chicas
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Shut up for I come rape u Nigga

[Atiba Applebum]

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Ruben couldn't Spell, grammar, or punctuate his way out of a wet paper bag...Looking at his spaghetti arms I don't think he could punch his way out either.

Absolute cobwebs between his rape apologist ears.

I'm really confused as to how a bar back spinning trays and collecting glasses really earns an establishment any money let alone millions. I suppose you play a role in allowing for them to be filled again, seems like a fairly insignificant role. 

The fact you skate for a dogshit company where 80% of the product is pink yet act this hard is hilarious, way to run down the sidewalk after all your stolen pink merchandise, you really put the fear in the TL.

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As a person who has owned and/or managed bars/nightclubs/venues for nearly 20 years, I can speak on this with a modicum of experience.
I imagine a situation like this...
“Ruben. Goddammit, Ruben, get over here!”
“Yes sir?”
“...This is the last time I want to tell you, you’re paid to gather glassware and restock the bar; cut it out with the tray twirling shit. You’re not Tom Cruise & this isn’t the bar back version of Cocktail.
Now get back to work. They’re running short on Coupes, Flutes, Pints & Rocks glasses, so make that your first priority, then restock the straws & napkins. Finally, make sure there’s plenty of ass-wipe in the bathrooms.”
“Yes sir.”
“And Chicas... If I see you spinning that tray one more time, you can go back to blowing dudes for cash in the alley.”
“Yes sir.”

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hahahaha this had me dying, God speed Lou.

Ruben "Yes Sir" Chicas AKA Ruben "We take our time out to fuck niggas nice and slow when we catch them and they been running they mouth... we put dick deep inside of nigggas and grab the back of they neck and have them call niggas daddy" Chicas AKA Ruben "Little Girls Sandwhich" Chicas (Thanks A. Applebum)

Calling all PAL photoshop professionals to cook Ruben "Broke BarBack Mountain" Chicas

http://mobile.twitter.com/rubyredruben/status/462982861314727936

[EdLawndale]

Calling all PAL photoshop professionals

These should go a long way towards that end.

Let's just make sure it's clear that Ruben Chicas is the only one trivializing, making fun of, enabling, promoting and admittedly participating in rape here at Slap (though not the only one in SF's skate scene...for now)

[figureitout]

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Whenever I come here I just see soft ass lying ass niggas lol, niggas trying to press niggas about selling like we try to sell😂 like niggas run ads 😂😂😂 niggas trying to attack character flaws, bro come on knock all that lame shit off bro if niggas want to come run this fade let's do it but I don't see why y'all gone sit here online and continue even tho I've proven where I be at and what I do all day and where I'll be waiting for niggas when they wanna slide

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We don’t live in your city, tonto

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Yes, some of you do for a fact I know that

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You know this cause someone said you cried at soma

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😂😂 nigga In what world if you did see me I was roba ly tweaking off not landing something fasho was rage in my eyes not no tears if you seen me do anything other than land tricks, cuz that's all I do is land tricks or be pissed off that I'm not landing tricks there's no in between I never do nothing else no socializing none of dat

Mate 75% of your gram is you not landing/ riding away from tricks, and that's the stuff you post i can only imagine how little you land back on board. The stuff you do land is illegal ass double and lazer flips, get a clue.

haha and nice "I want so badly to look sexy" mirror selfie...Pink rapist steel i believe is the name of the look. You fucking window licker, i thought you didn't care about what others thought of you.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Calling all PAL photoshop professionals

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These should go a long way towards that end.

Let's just make sure it's clear that Ruben Chicas is the only one trivializing, making fun of, enabling, promoting and admittedly participating in rape here at Slap (though not the only one in SF's skate scene...for now)

Have you ever called his shop just to talk to him in a la Christmas in Catch Me If You Can

[EdLawndale]

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Calling all PAL photoshop professionals

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These should go a long way towards that end.

Let's just make sure it's clear that Ruben Chicas is the only one trivializing, making fun of, enabling, promoting and admittedly participating in rape here at Slap (though not the only one in SF's skate scene...for now)

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Have you ever called his shop just to talk to him in a la Christmas in Catch Me If You Can

I have thought about calling in a funny fake accent to inquire about their woodshop...but figure I will just get that info from one of their soon-to-be-not-authorized dealers.

[Craig Lutzka]

Bout to post up with some Heineken’s and wait for some death threats.
I haven’t been in here since page 3 and I must say xoflip must be fueled by Tom Petty....

[Xoflipxo]

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Calling all PAL photoshop professionals

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These should go a long way towards that end.

Let's just make sure it's clear that Ruben Chicas is the only one trivializing, making fun of, enabling, promoting and admittedly participating in rape here at Slap (though not the only one in SF's skate scene...for now)

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Have you ever called his shop just to talk to him in a la Christmas in Catch Me If You Can

Please call Big Bro

[EdLawndale]

How are you going to tell us all from the legitimate customers...?

Edit: Also don't you think it's weird, and also a tad sad, that your shop has been open for a year or two and has literally zero Yelp reviews? I guess if the phone rings at all, you'll know it's one of us...

[Lou Strux]

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Calling all PAL photoshop professionals

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These should go a long way towards that end.

Let's just make sure it's clear that Ruben Chicas is the only one trivializing, making fun of, enabling, promoting and admittedly participating in rape here at Slap (though not the only one in SF's skate scene...for now)

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Have you ever called his shop just to talk to him in a la Christmas in Catch Me If You Can

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I have thought about calling in a funny fake accent to inquire about their woodshop...but figure I will just get that info from one of their soon-to-be-not-authorized dealers.

Ed, be a gentleman, won’t you, and update the wood shop thread w/ this new info when you get it.
If your hands aren’t too full wrangling Li’l Sandwich the rap(p)er, that is.

[Telly]

How are you going to tell us all from the legitimate customers...?

I suppose because “we” might exist in reality.

[Xoflipxo]

U niggas act like we set out to be multi millionaires from this venture, like no bra we just like to ride our own graphics and support what we do as a group... I’m not pressed over the fact we don’t sell out like hot cakes G it would be nice but it’s not something we sweat lol

[Telly]

U niggas act like we set out to be multi millionaires from this venture, like no bra we just like to ride our own graphics and support what we do as a group... I’m not pressed over the fact we don’t sell out like hot cakes G it would be nice but it’s not something we sweat lol

No, you suck.  you know privately, you bemoan it privately.  You’re a clown.  A liar.  Probably at least slightly mentally impaired or diseased.  And called out as a bitch.  Your product is doomed and board sales will soon go from 4 per month to zero.  Or it will stay at four and people will keep snickering behind your back because nobody wants to fight someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic.
Edit: my bet is you did set out to be millionaires.

[Xoflipxo]

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U niggas act like we set out to be multi millionaires from this venture, like no bra we just like to ride our own graphics and support what we do as a group... I’m not pressed over the fact we don’t sell out like hot cakes G it would be nice but it’s not something we sweat lol

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No, you suck.  you know privately, you bemoan it privately.  You’re a clown.  A liar.  Probably at least slightly mentally impaired or diseased.  And called out as a bitch.  Your product is doomed and board sales will soon go from 4 per month to zero.  Or it will stay at four and people will keep snickering behind your back because nobody wants to fight someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic.
Edit: my bet is you did set out to be millionaires.

Sound like speculation G I just sold 3 completes and I opened at like 3 late asf lmfao

[skatingisntspecialstupid]

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😂😂 I never do nothing else no socializing none of dat
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Sounds lit G. Slap seems perfect for you.

[Mongoloid]

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U niggas act like we set out to be multi millionaires from this venture, like no bra we just like to ride our own graphics and support what we do as a group... I’m not pressed over the fact we don’t sell out like hot cakes G it would be nice but it’s not something we sweat lol

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No, you suck.  you know privately, you bemoan it privately.  You’re a clown.  A liar.  Probably at least slightly mentally impaired or diseased.  And called out as a bitch.  Your product is doomed and board sales will soon go from 4 per month to zero.  Or it will stay at four and people will keep snickering behind your back because nobody wants to fight someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic.
Edit: my bet is you did set out to be millionaires.

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Sound like speculation G I just sold 3 completes and I opened at like 3 late asf lmfao

Did you throw a complimentary rape in with their purchase?

[Telly]

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U niggas act like we set out to be multi millionaires from this venture, like no bra we just like to ride our own graphics and support what we do as a group... I’m not pressed over the fact we don’t sell out like hot cakes G it would be nice but it’s not something we sweat lol

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No, you suck.  you know privately, you bemoan it privately.  You’re a clown.  A liar.  Probably at least slightly mentally impaired or diseased.  And called out as a bitch.  Your product is doomed and board sales will soon go from 4 per month to zero.  Or it will stay at four and people will keep snickering behind your back because nobody wants to fight someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic.
Edit: my bet is you did set out to be millionaires.

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Sound like speculation G I just sold 3 completes and I opened at like 3 late asf lmfao

No, you didn’t.

[Christmas Complete]

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U niggas act like we set out to be multi millionaires from this venture, like no bra we just like to ride our own graphics and support what we do as a group... I’m not pressed over the fact we don’t sell out like hot cakes G it would be nice but it’s not something we sweat lol

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No, you suck.  you know privately, you bemoan it privately.  You’re a clown.  A liar.  Probably at least slightly mentally impaired or diseased.  And called out as a bitch.  Your product is doomed and board sales will soon go from 4 per month to zero.  Or it will stay at four and people will keep snickering behind your back because nobody wants to fight someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic.
Edit: my bet is you did set out to be millionaires.

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Sound like speculation G I just sold 3 completes and I opened at like 3 late asf lmfao

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Did you throw a complimentary rape in with their purchase?

Complimentaryrapes4U

[kneebone]

I personally LOVE when a shop opens hours later than advertised.  Great customer service. A real shop for the community

[Telly]

I personally LOVE when a shop opens hours later than advertised.  Great customer service. A real shop for the community

That’s how you know it’s cool.  +1 street credit for each half hour late, each customer who is waiting is a multiplier.
So if Ruben was telling the truth he would get 6 street credits for the 3 hours late times 3 for the customers waiting to buy completes from a shop that might be open for a total of 18 street credits.
But he actually sold zero, so 6 times zero is zero street credits for Rubert.

[Lou Strux]

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U niggas act like we set out to be multi millionaires from this venture, like no bra we just like to ride our own graphics and support what we do as a group... I’m not pressed over the fact we don’t sell out like hot cakes G it would be nice but it’s not something we sweat lol

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No, you suck.  you know privately, you bemoan it privately.  You’re a clown.  A liar.  Probably at least slightly mentally impaired or diseased.  And called out as a bitch.  Your product is doomed and board sales will soon go from 4 per month to zero.  Or it will stay at four and people will keep snickering behind your back because nobody wants to fight someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic.
Edit: my bet is you did set out to be millionaires.

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Sound like speculation G I just sold 3 completes and I opened at like 3 late asf lmfao

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Did you throw a complimentary rape in with their purchase?

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Complimentaryrapes4U

!!!

[Vomit Lust]

This thread is like a soccer match. Lots of back and forth, everybody’s fired up, it’s been going on for a long ass time, but the score is still fucking 0-0.

[Trickflip]

all I do is land tricks or be pissed off that I'm not landing tricks there's no in between I never do nothing else no socializing none of dat

You hate skating that bad? Sorry to hear man

[Jagr]

This thread is like a soccer match. Lots of back and forth, everybody’s fired up, it’s been going on for a long ass time, but the score is still fucking 0-0.

What the hell is going on in here?

[Skate?]

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This thread is like a soccer match. Lots of back and forth, everybody’s fired up, it’s been going on for a long ass time, but the score is still fucking 0-0.

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What the hell is going on in here?

Some dumbass posting and defending his shitty skateboard company and slap pal's attacking his ego.(which the dudes ego is highly inflated anyways) and hes fighting, thinking hes gonna win an argument on here lol. dudes a joke hope he fails at anything remotely related to skateboarding. Also, Skate?

[thefriscokid]

This thread is like a soccer match. Lots of back and forth, everybody’s fired up, it’s been going on for a long ass time, but the score is still fucking 0-0.

Factual.
I know lil homie is butthurt but we should return back to the main topic at some point here.
But its only SLAP and maybe nothing actually goes down here.