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Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« on: May 04, 2020, 08:13:05 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEGXYEG-42Y&t=49s
Shit's cool, makes me want to go skate one of these empty ass retail plazas.  Varial at 1:10 was clean.


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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2020, 08:15:52 PM »
I deadass just fell asleep watching this


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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2020, 08:55:19 PM »
Beatrice has the same trick selection as my friend Kevin from high school and it kills me every time.   

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2020, 09:40:38 PM »
strobeck has created a monster
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2020, 12:03:21 AM »
Béatrice... c'est pas Bčatrice mdr

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2020, 12:27:55 AM »

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2020, 09:06:16 AM »
The obnoxious editing is making her seem like a try hard but I feel like she's just skating a parking lot, having fun doing so. Strobeck is the "monster" trying to leech of off anything remotely appealing to his desperate fans. She's no Elissa Steamer TM era but she's out there doing it and I respect that. Anyone clicking on a parking lot edit thinking its some GT caliber shit is just spoiled or delusional. If you know her name/game, what did you expect after all? She rips

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2020, 09:35:56 AM »
I want my 2:55 back....
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2020, 10:44:54 AM »
SHALOM


gotta love a good ol parking lot where is it? what city?

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2020, 12:09:26 PM »
I want my 2:55 back....

lol isn't the point of slap to waste time

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2020, 12:23:39 PM »
I like it. Gets me stoked to do the only kind of skating I'm willing to do right now. Parking lots and curbs.
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2020, 12:57:25 PM »
The foot placement for the heelflip at 1.30 is a trip

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2020, 01:02:20 PM »
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I want my 2:55 back....
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lol isn't the point of slap to waste time

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2020, 01:22:21 PM »
Agnes Varda reference?

can't get over how much this filmer is a Strobeck copycat

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2020, 01:40:38 PM »
WTF was that noise playing in the background? Had to mute because that shit was annoying and giving me a headache.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2020, 03:25:41 PM »
WTF was that noise playing in the background? Had to mute because that shit was annoying and giving me a headache.

It’s the same deal as when Mike Tyson walked out to fight Michael Spinks.  Spinks came out smiling and waving to the crowd to some No Woman No Cry type shit. 

But when it was Tyson’s turn, the same kind of atonal noise played from the speakers so loud that you can see everyone shoving their fingers in their ears in pain (there were some chain-rattling sounds too because it’s a fight after all).  Tyson comes out- and this is peak Tyson- drenched in sweat, no robe, no socks.  And he’s not looking at the crowd or waving.  You can see him slicing through the audience like a shark’s dorsal fin, the security and entourage the flotsam and jetsam.  Can you imagine what Michael Spinks must have felt like in that moment? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmvfb8al0QE&feature=share

That feeling Michael Spinks felt watching Tyson enter the ring that night in 1988 is the same feeling that curb felt as Beatrice approached some 32 years later.
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2020, 04:16:12 PM »
Honestly kind of a sad excuse for a sponsored skateboarder. Lets be real here, theres been no growth in the skater, beatrice been doin the same shit for years now. Second, if this was a guy who was fully hooked up puttin out this video youd be tearing him apart, not just for trick selection, but for the style too. Stop pretending just cause some skinny old guy in a wife beater said she rules gives her a lifetime pass, i see enough dill hate on here yet yall embrace and are hyped on this?? Smh

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2020, 04:50:46 AM »
She's cool, I'll give you that. Talented? No. A glorified social media influencer with a skateboard sponsor? Yes. If you view her has an influencer then it makes more sense, I guess that's why it was annoying to see her in that last Vans video.

I had to unfollow her on ig the other day cause nothing has changed since 2015 and it started to bug me.. The world has grown since then.. female skating has grown exponentially.. Fucking hell I'm pretty sure I've even grown since then.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2020, 06:01:59 AM »
WTF was that noise playing in the background? Had to mute because that shit was annoying and giving me a headache.


Burzum.

This leads me to think, what's with their fascination with Black Metal?

Would Beatrice be stoked to have a clip that has as soundtrack a song from a notorious racist?
The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2020, 08:19:05 AM »
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WTF was that noise playing in the background? Had to mute because that shit was annoying and giving me a headache.
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It’s the same deal as when Mike Tyson walked out to fight Michael Spinks.  Spinks came out smiling and waving to the crowd to some No Woman No Cry type shit. 

But when it was Tyson’s turn, the same kind of atonal noise played from the speakers so loud that you can see everyone shoving their fingers in their ears in pain (there were some chain-rattling sounds too because it’s a fight after all).  Tyson comes out- and this is peak Tyson- drenched in sweat, no robe, no socks.  And he’s not looking at the crowd or waving.  You can see him slicing through the audience like a shark’s dorsal fin, the security and entourage the flotsam and jetsam.  Can you imagine what Michael Spinks must have felt like in that moment? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmvfb8al0QE&feature=share

That feeling Michael Spinks felt watching Tyson enter the ring that night in 1988 is the same feeling that curb felt as Beatrice approached some 32 years later.

fantastic analysis. now i hope that the new Aidan Mackey part is to traditional sarama music so I can compare it to Dekkers v. Coban I
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2020, 08:26:24 AM »
She is cooler than Skate Moss and probably a better role model? I mean if more girls skate maybe there will be less 17 year old virgin skaters coming on here and venting about "if she was a man". Win win.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2020, 09:07:34 AM »
Beatrice has the same trick selection as my friend Kevin from high school and it kills me every time.
This Kevin guy probably had a better flatground boneless, and he probably still does.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2020, 09:45:09 AM »
I like her. Maybe it’s because her skating is so relatable to mine but I will fully admit she has better style and tricks than me. She’s clearly marketable and seems to have fun.
I don’t mind 5050 front shuv; but body varial out of a manny is something I never like seeing but nobody is perfect. I think she does deserve her sponsors.


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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2020, 10:06:38 AM »
her style is sick. Skateboarding isn't all ability. I guess there's the tension between style and ability. Here's a super half ass graph representing the polarities. Imagine a 3d grid between the points. Hesh and Fresh are somewhat arbitrary but also what the industry seems to oscillate between.

X axis= Hesh/Fresh
Y axis= Style/ability
Z axis= Tech/Gnar
         

                            Style
 

                                                Gnar



Hesh                                                    Fresh
     

                       
            Tech
           

                         Ability


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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2020, 10:25:57 AM »
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I want my 2:55 back....
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This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2020, 12:13:00 PM »
rad fakie big flip, I enjoy watching he skate and progress. I got on her early way before sponsorship maybe like 2015 so its crazy to see her pick up in my opinion some of the best sponsors. The edit was terrible, Beatrice seems very very humble anytime i've seen here speak, it was the fat bill edit that made her seem pretentious. 
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2020, 12:48:27 PM »
If you look at her YouTube account, and look at old videos, she was a much better skateboarder in 2013.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2020, 12:59:44 PM »
Maybe it’s because her skating is so relatable to mine but I will fully admit she has better style and tricks than me. She’s clearly marketable and seems to have fun.
I don’t mind 5050 front shuv; but body varial out of a manny is something I never like seeing but nobody is perfect. I think she does deserve her sponsors.


https://youtu.be/Zg1KZykjs-U

You can't be serious.

Beatrice is gonna have my skate lesson kids all confused thinking they're ready to ride for Supreme. Lol. (kidding - I don't teach lessons anymore)

Kinda funny that Beatrice had the usual slow 5050 shoves and 5-0 shoves in her Credits footage, considering Shari's words in this interview...

http://kingskatemag.com/shari-white-11-3/

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2020, 01:03:07 PM »
hard to forgive ollies on slappy curbs.
I started getting a lot better when I went back to college and started taking a lot of math classes when I was 31.

I figured out how to figure things out better, if that makes sense.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2020, 02:43:32 PM »
In you best Jason Dill voice say....'I don't know...what do you want me to say, she looks great on a skateboard....'