What happened to Jeremy Klein?

[matty_c]

This random kid had a blog like years before blogs were a thing and somehow he scammed his way onto a hook ups tour of Japan. It was like a step by step of how to hustle Jeremy Klein. If anyone remembers this please link I feel like I saw this in early 2000s

[Yesterdays-pop]

Bought a few decks from him the last 2 years. Quality was top notch. Was 100% better than a Traffic deck I had. Mostly 8.25s now. I max out at 8 so yep. But , would buy again

Same wood bub

Once a park owner thought I was Jeremy Klein, fanned out and let me in for free, gave me a free park shirt after session cuz mine was sweaty. Next time I came back I was expecting the pro treatment again so I wore basically the same thing and same dude charged me and totally didn’t “recognize” me, so I never went back.

[Burt Ward]

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He’s reached the age where all white men become invisible/irrelevant

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Where all white STRAIGHT men. If he was homosexual he'd just be tapping into daddy status and getting laid several times a day if that was what he was into.

 

Definitely on the list of things he is NOT into. Which has reminded me of Big Brother's column of what Rick was into/not into.

[ihatejulio]

If this doesn't convince you that this guy is the absolute worst I don't know what will. Biggest incel involved in skateboarding at the moment.

[Hyliannightmare]

there's a small legion of anime nerds that hate him, and give him flack in the comments section. This probably why they're off. A lot of early hookups traced(or referenced) from Japanese shit that was more obscure in pre-internet culture. He doesn't want that heat

dream girl, for example, is from the game gear game psychic world... obviously a not well-known game.

Didnt know that. Super cool

[Wallysaves]

Heard he was working at Nintendo Power

[georgethecat]

This random kid had a blog like years before blogs were a thing and somehow he scammed his way onto a hook ups tour of Japan. It was like a step by step of how to hustle Jeremy Klein. If anyone remembers this please link I feel like I saw this in early 2000s

I am very interested in this

[givecigstosurfgroms]

If this doesn't convince you that this guy is the absolute worst I don't know what will. Biggest incel involved in skateboarding at the moment.

  Stupid fuckin haircut!

[Toadfish Rebecchi]

Hadn’t heard of Jeremy Klein in 2 years I believe and now he is all artsy. At one point he had a post up there that was just pictures he took of his dry cleaning reciepts and someone was seriously asking for full prints or scans I’m not 100 percent sure. I understand art is subjective but fuck if dry cleaning slips are considered “art” where is the line drawn?Not that any of this is bad at all but from how Jeremy presented himself  doing things like selling his boards with anamie girl graphics at a korean bbq joints (I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t Korean bbq don’t kill me) to becoming a New York art hipster it just seemed to come out of nowhere

Where are you pulling the New York hipster thing from? What are you even talking about?

[Spacetravelisboring]

He's  disabled  all comments  on instagram.  My guess is he kept getting  harassed by sissies bitching  about objectifying women in graphics or some stupid shit.

[Christmas Complete]

Imagine buying, out of the myriad different brands available, a Hookups board.

[exotic joe]

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Hadn’t heard of Jeremy Klein in 2 years I believe and now he is all artsy. At one point he had a post up there that was just pictures he took of his dry cleaning reciepts and someone was seriously asking for full prints or scans I’m not 100 percent sure. I understand art is subjective but fuck if dry cleaning slips are considered “art” where is the line drawn?Not that any of this is bad at all but from how Jeremy presented himself  doing things like selling his boards with anamie girl graphics at a korean bbq joints (I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t Korean bbq don’t kill me) to becoming a New York art hipster it just seemed to come out of nowhere

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Where are you pulling the New York hipster thing from? What are you even talking about?

I don’t see how posting dumb pictures of your dry cleaning trying to pass it off at art isn’t a hipster, I don’t see how having a film in the tribeca film festival included with an art book isn’t hipster. As for New York his last 9 posts are all black and white and tagged New York. We get it everyone is on lockdown u don’t need to tag where u are everytime. Also every photo being in black and white, old photos of Harold hunter huf and a pic of rb umalis old cassette footage don’t help his case of not being artsy.His posted some New York plates saying next mars this morning then him skating some crowded park in nyc. And the film he has coming out focuses on hip hop and skating from 87-97, I haven’t seen it yet but from all the guests he has including Ricky oyola, Rosario dawson rb umali and a bunch of ny heads makes me believe he is focusing on New York mainly in that time period but he was in so cal filming with birdhouse and world during those times so I don’t see why he would be the person to make a documentary on that subject.  That is where I am “pulling this New York hipster thing from” is this not acts of  a ny art hipster?

[Nanda Zinger]

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Hadn’t heard of Jeremy Klein in 2 years I believe and now he is all artsy. At one point he had a post up there that was just pictures he took of his dry cleaning reciepts and someone was seriously asking for full prints or scans I’m not 100 percent sure. I understand art is subjective but fuck if dry cleaning slips are considered “art” where is the line drawn?Not that any of this is bad at all but from how Jeremy presented himself  doing things like selling his boards with anamie girl graphics at a korean bbq joints (I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t Korean bbq don’t kill me) to becoming a New York art hipster it just seemed to come out of nowhere

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Where are you pulling the New York hipster thing from? What are you even talking about?

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I don’t see how posting dumb pictures of your dry cleaning trying to pass it off at art isn’t a hipster, I don’t see how having a film in the tribeca film festival included with an art book isn’t hipster. As for New York his last 9 posts are all black and white and tagged New York. We get it everyone is on lockdown u don’t need to tag where u are everytime. Also every photo being in black and white, old photos of Harold hunter huf and a pic of rb umalis old cassette footage don’t help his case of not being artsy.His posted some New York plates saying next mars this morning then him skating some crowded park in nyc. And the film he has coming out focuses on hip hop and skating from 87-97, I haven’t seen it yet but from all the guests he has including Ricky oyola, Rosario dawson rb umali and a bunch of ny heads makes me believe he is focusing on New York mainly in that time period but he was in so cal filming with birdhouse and world during those times so I don’t see why he would be the person to make a documentary on that subject.  That is where I am “pulling this New York hipster thing from” is this not acts of  a ny art hipster?

Lame attempt at trolling. You damn well know the difference between Jeremy Elkin and Jeremy Klein.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

He's  disabled  all comments  on instagram.  My guess is he kept getting  harassed by sissies bitching  about objectifying women in graphics or some stupid shit.

more like he got sick of blocking every single person that might have said something remotely non-Hetero. Our very own Tae owned him so hard in the comments one time that I chuckling to myself for days... 

[tom]

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He's  disabled  all comments  on instagram.  My guess is he kept getting  harassed by sissies bitching  about objectifying women in graphics or some stupid shit.

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more like he got sick of blocking every single person that might have said something remotely non-Hetero. Our very own Tae owned him so hard in the comments one time that I chuckling to myself for days...

Shit do you have a screenshot of that?

[must be nice]

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Let’s just forget about him and let him fade away

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is your name from the claymation?

[Sila]

Deep into homophobia.

[Tear Up a Trick]

Rocco's MVP at one point.  Taught us all how to focus. 

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Some vintage Jeremy Klein, he always seemed like a loser who could skate well
https://skateboarding.transworld.net/features/last-words-jeremy-klein/

Last Words Jeremy Klein
February 7, 2001

Last movie you saw:
Asian Sluts 5.

Last CD you bought:
Who still buys CDs? If I were to buy one, I’d buy the Touch-Tone Terrorist CD, they’re the best crank-callers.

Last time you passed out:
I don’t pass out. Passing out is for pussies.

Last book you read:
I don’t read books because I think books are horrible and stupid.

Last time you thought you were going to die:
One month ago on my way to Japan via Delta Airlines. I hate flying.

Last magazines you subscribed to:

Last time you were nervous:
When I was on the pier, right before being lit on fire.

Last video game you played:
Quake 3 online, and I f¿ked shit up. My name online is F¿K YOU in all caps. John Hapton got his.

Last time you signed an autograph:
One week ago. I was at a porn shop and some guy wanted an autograph for his kid. I signed a copy of Juggs for him.

Last time you skated a handrail:
I got nutted.

Last time you felt totally confused:
When I checked out a PC. PCs suck; I only use Macs.

Last foreign country you visited:
Japan is the only foreign country I ever visit.

Last time you gambled:
I lost.

Last trick you filmed:
Drop-in to slam, slam again. I slam a lot.

Last song you listened to:
“Ice, Ice, Baby” by Vanilla Ice.

Last time you had a confrontation with the cops:
Two months ago when I drove my on-fire van over a tree.

Last time you woke up not knowing where you were:
On tour I woke up to firecrackers on my lap in the van¿luckily I was wearing my goggles.

Last fight you got in:
I got in a fight with a security guard¿he had a ponytail and Oakley Blades. Oakley Blades are so gay.

Last time you were inspired:
When I first heard the Touch-Tone Terrorists’ crank calls it made me want to crank-call again.

Last article of clothing you bought:
Fireproof underwear for 80 dollars. It’s total bullshit. It doesn’t work.

Last time you felt stupid:
Spending 80 dollars “fireproof” underwear.

Last freestyle contest you won:
F¿k freestyle.

Last time you apologized:
To my friend for torturing his cat buy putting it in the shower, closing the door, and turning on the water. Cats hate water.

Last time you rode in an ambulance:
Six months ago while filming Destroying America with my nurse bitches.

Last time you got ripped off:
Every time I get my paycheck.

Last time you were injured:
I almost had my nuts blown off by a pack of firecrackers while I was driving the van.

Last joke you heard:
That John Hampton (Birdhouse production manager) thinks he’s good at Quake 3.

Last time you focused a board:
Every time I skate.

Last skate video you watched:
World Industries’ Rubbish Heap.

Last time you took prescription drugs:
Never.

Last time you were arrested:
Six months ago when I drove my van into a port-a-potty.

Last meal you ate:
McDonald’s McRib sandwich with double meat.

Last trick you learned:
Well, I just learned how to drive over six trees in a row instead of just three.

Last time you failed:
When I tried to drive over seven trees in a row.

Last good tip someone gave you:
Play with matches.

Last time you felt discouraged about the skateboard industry:
Every day.

Last time you vomited:
If I ever eat tomatoes. F¿k vegetables, they suck. I like eating candy and meat.

Last time you went to church:
When I was seven years old, and it f¿kin’ sucked. I knew from that moment on that I hated church and religion.

Last time you felt proud:
Every time I throw trash out of my car window on the freeway. I love to liitter.

Last time you ran over something with a van:
Every time I drive my van.

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Bought a few decks from him the last 2 years. Quality was top notch. Was 100% better than a Traffic deck I had. Mostly 8.25s now. I max out at 8 so yep. But , would buy again

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Same wood bub

Once a park owner thought I was Jeremy Klein, fanned out and let me in for free, gave me a free park shirt after session cuz mine was sweaty. Next time I came back I was expecting the pro treatment again so I wore basically the same thing and same dude charged me and totally didn’t “recognize” me, so I never went back.

Well, the Traffic deck was a flexy piece of trash, which disappointed something fierce. Love Traffic. Would still buy Traffic to support Rick. Had other Traffic that were great but that one board sucked. I mentioned it as I went from 2 great JK decks to that flexy board and was sad

[ok boomer]

Made me laugh back in the day (apparently in 2001)

"Last joke you heard:
That John Hampton (Birdhouse production manager) thinks he’s good at Quake 3."

[Mike Oxwelling]

Board companies that don't give people pro models are the worst.   So are ones with Hentai graphics.
 

[exotic joe]

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Hadn’t heard of Jeremy Klein in 2 years I believe and now he is all artsy. At one point he had a post up there that was just pictures he took of his dry cleaning reciepts and someone was seriously asking for full prints or scans I’m not 100 percent sure. I understand art is subjective but fuck if dry cleaning slips are considered “art” where is the line drawn?Not that any of this is bad at all but from how Jeremy presented himself  doing things like selling his boards with anamie girl graphics at a korean bbq joints (I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t Korean bbq don’t kill me) to becoming a New York art hipster it just seemed to come out of nowhere

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Where are you pulling the New York hipster thing from? What are you even talking about?

[close]

I don’t see how posting dumb pictures of your dry cleaning trying to pass it off at art isn’t a hipster, I don’t see how having a film in the tribeca film festival included with an art book isn’t hipster. As for New York his last 9 posts are all black and white and tagged New York. We get it everyone is on lockdown u don’t need to tag where u are everytime. Also every photo being in black and white, old photos of Harold hunter huf and a pic of rb umalis old cassette footage don’t help his case of not being artsy.His posted some New York plates saying next mars this morning then him skating some crowded park in nyc. And the film he has coming out focuses on hip hop and skating from 87-97, I haven’t seen it yet but from all the guests he has including Ricky oyola, Rosario dawson rb umali and a bunch of ny heads makes me believe he is focusing on New York mainly in that time period but he was in so cal filming with birdhouse and world during those times so I don’t see why he would be the person to make a documentary on that subject.  That is where I am “pulling this New York hipster thing from” is this not acts of  a ny art hipster?

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Lame attempt at trolling. You damn well know the difference between Jeremy Elkin and Jeremy Klein.

wow that explains ALOT i am fucking dumb lol. I feel like I should take this thread down at this point but people keep going about other shit at this point

[TITANIUM NIPPLES]

He told me that he makes his dakimakura call him "Jeremy Krein" when he's fucking it.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

he always seemed like a loser who could skate well

Emilio Estevez in glasses and flannels doing nosepicks on a hentai deck

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He told me that he makes his dakimakura call him "Jeremy Krein" when he's fucking it.

uWu

[veritas]

if you remove skateboarding from that 411 clip i'd assume it was home videos by a future school shooter

[Tear Up a Trick]

Some vintage Jeremy Klein, he always seemed like a loser who could skate well
https://skateboarding.transworld.net/features/last-words-jeremy-klein/

Last Words Jeremy Klein
February 7, 2001

Last movie you saw:
Asian Sluts 5.

Last CD you bought:
Who still buys CDs? If I were to buy one, I’d buy the Touch-Tone Terrorist CD, they’re the best crank-callers.

Last time you passed out:
I don’t pass out. Passing out is for pussies.

Last book you read:
I don’t read books because I think books are horrible and stupid.

Last time you thought you were going to die:
One month ago on my way to Japan via Delta Airlines. I hate flying.

Last magazines you subscribed to:

Last time you were nervous:
When I was on the pier, right before being lit on fire.

Last video game you played:
Quake 3 online, and I f¿ked shit up. My name online is F¿K YOU in all caps. John Hapton got his.

Last time you signed an autograph:
One week ago. I was at a porn shop and some guy wanted an autograph for his kid. I signed a copy of Juggs for him.

Last time you skated a handrail:
I got nutted.

Last time you felt totally confused:
When I checked out a PC. PCs suck; I only use Macs.

Last foreign country you visited:
Japan is the only foreign country I ever visit.

Last time you gambled:
I lost.

Last trick you filmed:
Drop-in to slam, slam again. I slam a lot.

Last song you listened to:
“Ice, Ice, Baby” by Vanilla Ice.

Last time you had a confrontation with the cops:
Two months ago when I drove my on-fire van over a tree.

Last time you woke up not knowing where you were:
On tour I woke up to firecrackers on my lap in the van¿luckily I was wearing my goggles.

Last fight you got in:
I got in a fight with a security guard¿he had a ponytail and Oakley Blades. Oakley Blades are so gay.

Last time you were inspired:
When I first heard the Touch-Tone Terrorists’ crank calls it made me want to crank-call again.

Last article of clothing you bought:
Fireproof underwear for 80 dollars. It’s total bullshit. It doesn’t work.

Last time you felt stupid:
Spending 80 dollars “fireproof” underwear.

Last freestyle contest you won:
F¿k freestyle.

Last time you apologized:
To my friend for torturing his cat buy putting it in the shower, closing the door, and turning on the water. Cats hate water.

Last time you rode in an ambulance:
Six months ago while filming Destroying America with my nurse bitches.

Last time you got ripped off:
Every time I get my paycheck.

Last time you were injured:
I almost had my nuts blown off by a pack of firecrackers while I was driving the van.

Last joke you heard:
That John Hampton (Birdhouse production manager) thinks he’s good at Quake 3.

Last time you focused a board:
Every time I skate.

Last skate video you watched:
World Industries’ Rubbish Heap.

Last time you took prescription drugs:
Never.

Last time you were arrested:
Six months ago when I drove my van into a port-a-potty.

Last meal you ate:
McDonald’s McRib sandwich with double meat.

Last trick you learned:
Well, I just learned how to drive over six trees in a row instead of just three.

Last time you failed:
When I tried to drive over seven trees in a row.

Last good tip someone gave you:
Play with matches.

Last time you felt discouraged about the skateboard industry:
Every day.

Last time you vomited:
If I ever eat tomatoes. F¿k vegetables, they suck. I like eating candy and meat.

Last time you went to church:
When I was seven years old, and it f¿kin’ sucked. I knew from that moment on that I hated church and religion.

Last time you felt proud:
Every time I throw trash out of my car window on the freeway. I love to liitter.

Last time you ran over something with a van:
Every time I drive my van.

I would be surprised if this is not performance art of some kind.

[BobbyPshew]

Jeremy's been a favourite of mine since his World days.
One of the best fuck you/I don't care attitudes.
Always makes me laugh, seeing a van with the dash on fire run over large trees.
Best Fastplants, ever.
He likes making nice skateboards, with silk screened graphics that look amazing and skate amazing.

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Jeremy's been a favourite of mine since his World days.
One of the best fuck you/I don't care attitudes.
Always makes me laugh, seeing a van with the dash on fire run over large trees.
Best Fastplants, ever.
He likes making nice skateboards, with silk screened graphics that look amazing and skate amazing.

Hi Jeremy